so the members of hopes peaks official twerk team met in the moosic room. they were playing the hit song by Sayaka Miley Cyrus Maizono, "You wanna get with this? You better have exactly $5.23 cents and a piece of identificaton that proves you're of age to avoid any legal charges getting pressed against you," oh and btw wen the twerk team meets they go by their twerk team member names
"o dis my jam" captain mileytwerk said
"me 2" instagramshazam said
"it makes me want 2 twerk" swimmingdonuttits said
"me 2 no homo tho" dr phil said
"so who r u guys going 2 take 2 prom?" captain mileytwerk asked.
"i want 2 ask naegi-kun 2 prom" mrs whiteboytwerk said
"i want 2 ask naegi 2" maizono said.
"o shit i was gonna ask naegi" koizumi said "but then i forgot i was gay and then realized that i didnt like guys so i cant ask naegg"
"wait shit the narrator fucked up were supposed to use our titles during hte twerk tem meetingz" ke$ha sed. Yea i kno ke$ha but i got lazy it's 11 at night and i stayed up after taking sleeping medicine and im tired DONT FUCKIN JUDGE ME I CAN FEEL YOU FUCKIN JUDGING ME STAHP ITanyways, they were all trying 2 decide on who 2 ask 2 prom
"i wanna ask naegi kun" sakura said
"so do i" maizono said
"oh... I wa$ like... gonna a$k naegi 2 the prom 2." ke$ha said
"wait... so was i" assahina said
"oh no i was gonna ask naegi-chan to the prom 2. no homo tho." ishimaru said
"im gay" koizumi said.
and then suddenly everyone fight. except for koizumi. because koizumi 2 much of a pussy to fight lol. anyways, sayaka got her weave snatched out by ishimaru, and then assahina snatched ishimarus eyebrow weave out.
"AWW HELL NAW NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH. YO STANK PUSSY ASS I KNOW DID NOT JUST TEAR OUT MY EYEBROW WEAVE." ishimaru yelled
"y do u even need eyebrow weave?" ke$ha asked.
"oh because without the eyebrow weave i cant look like im constipated 24/7" ishimaru said
"o is that y u always look constipated in literally every sprite you have in the game?" koizumi asked
"yea pretty much. no homo." ishimaru said
"o ok." koizumi said
"ok but what are we gona do now. we cant all ask out naegi" ke$ha suggested. then she passed out
"i say that i get to ask naegi to prom. ive known him since 3rd grade." maizono said twerking
"but he captured my heart the day we came here. and ive loved him ever sence." sakura said, blushing.
"... u realize we got here a few hours ago, rite?" ishimaru said
"o. but it feels like its been an eternity." sakura said.
then they all got into a fight about naegi again. that is, until assahina spoke up.
"ok guys why r we fighting over naegi he isn't even that cute anyways."
"ur right assahina" sakura said. "i want u"
"o bby" aoi said. then sakura and aoi make out. it was kawaaii. but ishimaru threw up because 2 girls kissuing.
"ok so who do i ask out" maizono sed.
"im gonna ask mondo or chihiro 2 prom. no homo tho."
"im gonna a$k, like yamada 2 prom" ke$ha said
"y wud u ask yamada 2 prom he ratchet" maizono said, twerkign
"becuz it feel better when they fat" ke$ha said.
"o" maizono said "ok ill ask naegi. i was gonna be his lov interest in the canon before leon penetrated me in the shower but whatever."
"lol and i swallowed poison 2 save my friends y wud i do that i dont care about any of u bitches besides my bootaful assahina."
"i want ur donuts sakura-chan... and by that i mean ur nip nips :3" assahina said
"did u just use the kitty face at me" sakura asked
"yea" asahina said
"im breakign up with u i cant be with some1 who uses the kitty face."
"omg no im crying so unromantic why wud u do this sakura" koizumi said. koizumi crie.
"dont talk 2 me im said" sakura sed. sakura crie and run off. assahina cri.
"sakura bby im so sorry pls dont leave me i love u 5ever u da 1" asahina still cri. lol it was a glasscase of emotion up in this bitch. ishimaru decide to go ask out mondo and chihiro.
"hey mondo do u want to take me to prom as ur date no homo tho" ishimaru said.
"mommy says that dating is bad" mondo said
"i dont give a shit what mommy said i want u to take me 2 prom" ishimaru said
"ill take u to prom ishimaru kun" chihiro sed.
"k thx chihiro" ishimaru sed
"o but mommy never said anything about a 3 way can we 3 way date pls guys" mondo asked
"yea. ok chihiro go away." ishimaru sed. chihiro cry.
they had just formed a 3 way relationship between ishimaru, mondo, and chihiro but they got rid of chihiro becuz they didnt want 2 date chihiro but it was still a 3 way relationship.
"i want u to ride me so hard u turn into butter" ishimaru said
"k" mondo said
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and then they fr*cked (no homo tho)
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(2 be continue)
(not serious an: omg this chapter kill me 2 write its 2 sad becuz sakurxassahina is my otp 4lyf i hate 2 see them break up like that it make me crie. plus i added som saucy ishimondo in there 2 so u kno it gud. but still sakuraoi my otp is broken up and it hurt 2 write. but what about the others. will the others get dates to hte prom? will sakur and assahiney get back 2 gether after that horrible breakup? find out soon on another speshul update of dangit ronpaul: a life of new hope!)