"wow das da best s3x i've ever had" ishimaru said. "my but hurts"
"yea lol" mondo said
"no homo tho" ishimaru said
ok so now we go to maizono whos trying to ask naegg out.
"voulez vous rendez vous avec moi?" maizono asked
"maizono u dumb bitch i dont speak spanish" naegi said
"it was french" maizono sed
"o ok yea ill go out with u" naegi said. then they make out. then naeg realize
"since when u speak french" naegi asked?
"idk i dont need a reason im the japanese miley cyrus" maizono said
"o yea i guess thats true" naegi said
so then sakura was cryi. she was 2 sad about her and assahinas unfortunate breakup. she was sad becuz even tho they only wnt out 4 like 30 seconds it felt like a hole lifetiem.
"why r u bitch ass hos forgetting to use me in the story" fukawa asked the narrator. lol becuz fuckawa ur not important.
"but i survive the canon of course i'm important." shut up fukawa
"but im a survivor. im not gonna give up. im not gonna stop. im gonna work harder. im a survivor. im gonna make it. i will survive. keep on surviving." fukawa said, quoting a cheap song by destinys child.
"fuk u narrator im destinys childs number 1 fan" fukawa sed
now we go to koizumi. she sad because she dont have seyonji with her 2 take to prom :( :( :( :( but im a good ass narrator so im gonna be polite and put seyonji in the story just for the official hopes peak academy prom
"wow narrator i dont care what that creepy pasty white bitch fukawa says ur the best narrator ever" koizumi said. then seyonji appared.
SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL TRADITIONAL JAPANESE TWERK MASTER- HIYOKO SEYONJI
"what the hell i was out corrupting the youth of society and now im here" seyonji yelled.
"seyonji its me koizumi" koizumi sed
"o yea hey koizumi" then koizumi and seyonji make out and hav soapies 3gether.
now we go back 2 sakura and assahina becus fukawa interrupt me lol dumb bitch who the fuck does she think she is. anyways she was 2 sad about her and assahinas unfortunate breakup. she was sad becuz even tho they only wnt out 4 like 30 seconds it felt like a hole lifetiem.
"im so sad over assahina" sakura said. she was so sad over assahina
"my name isnt even assahina its asahina theres a difference yo" shut the fuck up assahina lol anyways assahina was sad. she was so sad over sakura
"im so sad over sakura" assahina said. she was so sad over sakura. it was 2 sad and narrator crie while reading this. so then assahina walk up 2 sakura.
"sakura im going 2 stop using kitty face just 4 u" assahina sed
"ok bby i luv u" sakura sed. then they make out. it was so romanti
ke$ha went 2 ask out yamada
"hey yamada do u want 2 go out with me"
"no i only go out with my little pony characters" he said as he hugged his lyra doll. he didnt know why that lyra doll caused so much controversy among the community it felt great.
"ok if u go out with me ill give u a my little pony button wen we get out of here" ke$ha said
"sold" yamada sed. then him and ke$ha make out.
Leon decided 2 ask maizono 2 the prom.
"hey maizon do u want 2 go to prom with me?" leon asked. maizono was twerking and making out with naegi.
"back off loen maizonos my man" naegi said
"thats it lets go" leon said
then naegi and leon fight while maizono scream. lolita rihanna came running in
"what the fuck is going on i was busy patting my weave and then i herd screaming oh shit naegi and loen are fighting i gotta warn the others before some 1 dies" lolita rihanna sed and then she run down the stairs and trips because she was wearing 8 inch heels lol dumb bitch
"lolita rihanna r u ok?" fukawa asked
"shouldn't u be chasing togami?" lolita rihanna asked
"no togami isnt in this story remember?" fukawa asked
"o" lolita rihanna said.
"yea" fukawa sed
"u want 2 go 2 prom?" fukawa asked lolita rihanna
"shouldnt u ask togami?" lolita rihanna asked
"no togami isnt in this story remember?" fukawa sed
"o" lolita rihanna said
"yea" fukawa sed
"my coochie hurts can u help me up i cant get up because of this ugly ass dress can u help me?" lolita rihanna was right... that is an ugly ass dress.
Then the wonderful voice of nicki minaj boomed over the intercom. "ok time 4 prom bitches the prom is going 2 be in the cafeteria. some refreshments there will be some moldy ass cheese, some nasty ass sandwhiches, and alcoholic dog pee."
then every 1 gather in the gym 4 prom.
(2 BE CONTINUE)
(Serious AN: For the record if you don't know what Lyra plushie I meant when Ke$ha asked out Yamada... Good. But if you want to know... Just look up "Lyra Plushie." on Know Your Meme... I guarantee you won't be disappointed... Just freaked out)