(not a serious an: o wow guize thanx for all the nice reviews on hte story! i try to do daly updates but sometime it just doesnt work out because it takes hours on end 2 type. xoxoxo ily all xcept the h9ers lol. so in dis chapter things are finna change around
and 2 answer ur question i get my inspiration from all hte wondeful fanz such as ur self. plus the pure love i have 4 my otps; ke$ha x Yamada, Ishimaru x Mondo, Sakure x Naegi, Sakura x Assahina, Naegi x Maizono, Maizono x Loen, and Yamada x Lyra Plushie. i hope dat answers ur question xoxoxo)
ok so now the btiches were at prom and they were all romantically twerking 2gether it was 2 romantic 3 but leon was sad :( becuz he didnt have a date 2 prom
"im so sad becuz i dont have a date 2 the prom." leon said. lolita rihanna walked up 2 leon
"hey leon r u sad because you dont have a date 2 the prom?" lolita rihanna asked
"yea. im sad because i dont have a date 2 the prom" leon said. he was sad because he didnt have a date 2 hte prom
"ok if u want 2 date maizono... knock naegi out of hte competition... u get what i mean?" lolita rihanna sed winking at loen
"ok yea i'll murder naegi" leon sed as he went 2 murder naegi
"ok lol... o shit no leon i meant sing a romantic song to maizono oh fuck oh fuck." it was 2 late. loen had walked away
ok so loen then went to turn the lights off 2 murder naegi. but since naegis protag he aint gonna die. okay. everyone was scrambling around trying to find the light switch... then they heard screaming.
"o shit wrong person" a voice called out. then they heard the voice of somebody else screaming.
finally maizono found the light switch... and when she turned the lights on... everyone screamed... Loen Kuwata and Hifumi Yamada were dead :(
"shit yamada and kuwata spilled the pepto bismol" ishimaru said
"no i think somebody murdered them" maizono sed.
"i cant believe it's day 1 and 4 people have already died" koizumi said.
then they heard the voice of nicki minaj booming over the intercom. "ok bitches so a dead body has been found. imma let yall investigate and then we gather in the small ass elevator... wait holy shit 2 people died. ok. yea. so were going 2 be mass debating soon.
"ok who killed them" naegi asked
"idk as naegi" queeriqueeri said
"bitch u dead" naegi said
"o" queeriqueeri said
"okay anyways who killed kuwata and yamada?" maizono asked.
"idk ask naegi" naegi said
"naegi ur naegi u dumb" fukawa said
"OKAY LISTEN HERE FUCKAWA I AM GETTING SICK OF YOUR SHIT. FIRST OF ALL LOSE THE BRAIDED PIGTAILS BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT U LOOK CUTE WITH THEM BUT YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A NERDY ASS BITCH THAT CAN'T GET NO DICK. SPEAKING OF WHICH DO YOU HAVE A DICK BECAUSE IF YOU DO I IMAGINE THAT IT'D BE AS BIG AS YOUR EGO WHICH IS REALLY DAMN BIG. DAMN YOU AIN'T EVEN A GOOD CHARACTER EVERYONE PREFERS THAT PASTY SERIAL KILLER BITCH GENOCIDER HOE OR WHATEVER BECAUSE ALL YOUR FUCKING CHARACTER IS IS "TOGAMI SAMA BYAKUYA SAMA DON'T CORRECT MY WHITE KNIGHT TOGAMI BBY U DA 1 I WANT UR TOGAMI'S INSIDE MY TOUKO" AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE THINKING YOU'RE A GOOD CHARACTER? AND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL ME DUMB? HELL NO IT DON'T WORK LIKE THAT AND THEN. AND WHAT'S WITH YO FACE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT SOME BLUE WAFFLE ON YOUR FORHEAD IT'S CALLED PROACTIVE YOU SHOULD USE IT, OH WAIT, YOU DON'T EVEN GET ACTIVE BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT LAZY BITCH WHO SITS THERE AND WATCHES SOME FUCKING GHETTO DRAMAS ALL DAY. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT PURPLE ASS WEAVE OF YOURS? DO YOU THINK YOU IS MAJESTIC BITCH? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A BLUE PERIOD MIXED IN WITH SOME OF THIS GAY ASS PINK BLOOD. IT'S CALLED DOUCHE YOU SHOULD USE IT SOMETIMES BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU BE OPENEN YO' LEGS ALL WE BE SMELLING IS SKUNK. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND THAT SMELL LIKE WEED, I'M TALKIN ABOUT THE BAD STUFF LIKE ROTTON EGGS AND SMELLY SOCKS. SPEAKING OF SMELLY IT'S CALLED A WEAVE CHANGE BITCH YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER GETTING ONE. WEAVES IS ONLY MEANT TO LAST FO' 2 WEEKS NOT 2 MOTHA FUCKING CENTURIES I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF I FOUND SOME FUCKING DINOSAURUS REX BONES BECAUSE YO WEAVE IS THAT OLD YOU CAN SEE ALL DA DAMN COCKROACHES UP IN THAT STUPID PURPLE ASS WEAVE. YOU NEED SOMETHING THAT MAKE YOU LOOK NATURAL LIKE BROWN OR BLACK, OR EVEN A DARK PURPLE. AND WHO THE HELL IS THAT BYAKUYA SAMA BITCH ANYWAYS BECAUSE THE WAY YOU MAKING IT SOUND, YOU MAKING IT SOUND LIKE SHE MO' RATCHET THEN YOU WHICH I DOUBT BECAUSE YOU IS SO DAMN RATCHET NOT EVEN CLANKS METAL ASS CAN COME ALONG AND FIX YOU. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE RATCHET ASS GLASSES OF YOURS. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE WEARING A PAIR OF ASSAHINA'S DOUNUTS. WHY THE FUCK IS YOU DOING THAT OKAY, DO YOU THINK YOU CUTE BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SELENER? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU TRYNA SCARE THE MENS AWAY AND IT'S FUCKING WORKING. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED OF YOUR STUPID ASS CLOTHES, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU IS? AMBERCOMBIE AND BITCH? DAYUM THAT DRESS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THEY'D WEAR IN THE 1630'S WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WORE BACK THEN BECAUSE I FAILED HISTORY BUT THAT ISN'T THE FUCKING POINT. THE POINT IS YOU BETTER CHECK YOSELF BEFORE CALLING ME STUPID. BECAUSE NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO CALL ME DUMB I WILL OWN YOU BETTER THAN CHIHIRO OWNS ALL HIS HOES. STANK PUSSY HOE. LOOKIN LIKE YOU GOT A BLUE CORNDOG SHOVED UP YO ASSHOLE."
then nicki minajs voice boomed over the intercom.
"lol okay bitches time to go to the small ass elevator for the school trial." nicki said
"oh shit i was too busy owning fukawa to gather evidence... we all gonna die." naegi said
(2 BE CONTINUE...)