(not srs an: ok so time 4 the second school trial. lets see who killed yamada and leon.
ps. guys go read Dokosu's fanfic Naegi and Fukawa its so good its got romance drama suspence and hot yaois go read now)
ok so everyone fit into the tiny ass elevator. and i mean this elevator was tiny as fuck. tinier than mukuro ikusabas titties.
"wow this elevator is 2 small" naegi said
"shut the fuck up i ain't finna waste my money on this cheap ass school anyways" nicki minaj said
"ok so i did some investigating" lolita rihanna sed. "this murder has all the characteristics of Genocider Hoe."
maizono shuttered. "u mean da infamous serial killer whos killed over 7 people?"
"yea that one" lolita rihanna sed
"2spooky" maizono sed.
"basically stabbing in hte dark, 2 victims, a dying message that says "ke$ha killed me," it's all signs of what genocider hoe does" lolita rihanna
"o fuck u sayin genocider hoe did this?" fukawa asked
"yea" lolita rihanna said
"why genocider hoe?" fukawa asked, then she grew her tongue and dick out 2 be over 8845349495 feet long.
"hey i'm genocider hoe" genocider hoe said
"oh hey genocider hoe" maizono said, twerking
"*insert comment about assahina's boobs here*" genocider hoe said
"hey das mean" assahina said
"don't make fun of assahina like that" sakura said
"can we ples get out of this tiny ass elevator pls?" naegi asked. ok so then they went 2 court.
"aight i dont feel like explainin shit so start the debate"
NONSTOP DEBATE
mondo: ok so genocider hoe killed yamada and loen
ishimaru: yea she did... no homo
chihiro: agred
naegi: U GOT HTE WROGN!
END NONSTOP DEBATE
"ishimaru u say no homo... but u took mondo 2 prom and fucked him in the punch bowl... and you fucked on the dance floor... and in yamadas neck fat" naegi sed
"yea its not gay because we said no homo" ishimaru said
"o" naegi said
"ok so genocider hoe killed yamada and loen?" sakura asked
"yea" naegi said
"no i didnt" genocider hoe said
"o shit who the culprit be now?" ke$ha asked
"were fucked" genocider hoe said
"wait i hav an accusation" naegi said
MAKE AN ACCUSATION
MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
"wait why isnt togami on this list i was gonna accuse him" nagi aked
"togami isnt in this story remember" fukawa said
"oh right... ill accuse someone else" naegi said
MAKE AN ACCUSATION
MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
=-=-=-LOLITA RIHANNA-=-=-=
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
Naegi: IT CLOUD OLNY BE U!
"lolita rihanna we know genocider ho didnt do it so u had to have done it" naegi said
"wow so just because i killed yamada in the canon means i had 2 have done it in this story 2 thats low naegi" lolita rihanna said
"o im sorry. so did u kill yamada this time?" naegi sked
"lmao yea i did" lolita rihanna said
"ok so u admit 2 killing loen and yamada?" naegi asked.
"yea pretty much. it was ke$has idea 2 kill yamada tho" lolita rihanna sed
"o $hit lolita rihanna y u betray me like thi$?" ke$ha asked lolita rihanna
"becuz poor loen ended up dying instead" lolita rihanna sed
"wait so u didnt mean 2 kill loen?" maizono asked while twerking
"no. ke$ha told me 2 kill yamada but i accidentally killed loen instead. then i stabbed yamada. but the thing is he had so much body fat that the stab didnt do anything so i showed him my tits and he died from the awesomeness." lolita rihanna said.
"wow so ke$ha was the mastermind behind this whole plot?" naegi asked
"yea pretty much" lolita rihanna said
"ok so for all u dum bitches out there who dont understand the intelligintness of this murder heres how it happened" naegi said
CLIMAX INFERENCE
"ok so we were at prom and ke$ha told lolita rihanna 2 kill yamada. so lolita rihanna went 2 do it... but stabbed loen instead. so then she went 2 kill yamada... but he was so fat that the knife didnt penetrate through all his fat layers. so lolita showed him her tits and he died 2 death. and the mastermind behind all this was ke$ha"
END CLIMAX INFERENCE
"MUAHAHAHAHA-" ke$ha passed out.
assahina cry "why did u want 2 kill yamada?"
"becuz i offered him an mlp button and i needed a way 2 get out of giving it 2 him," ke$ha said. "$o i had lolita rihanna kill him" ke$ha said
"ok time 2 vote"
KE$HA: GUILTY!
"yea lolita rihanna killed yamada and loen but it was ke$ha so were gonna execute her instead" nicki minaj said
"wh" ke$ha said
GAME OVER
KE$HA HA$ BEEN FOUND GUILTY
$TARTING THE $UPER $PECIAL EXECUTION
KE$HA EXECUTION: KE$HA'$ $UPER $PECIAL BOTTLE OF JACK
so ke$ha gets sucked into nicki minaj's coochie which turns out 2 be a blender and black hole. then nicki puts the ground up remains in a bottle of jack.
END EXECUTION
"o" maizono said
"o" naegi said
"wow getting sucked up into a vagina thats how i want 2 go" chihiro sed
then every 1 mourn the loss of ke$ha
(2 BE CONTINUE...)