wow ok so every1 gathered in the auditorium to watch "THE DANGIT RON PAUL CAST PRESENTS: ROMELLO AND JULISHA, A PLAE WRITTEN BY WILLIAM SWAGSPEARE"
"o shit we didnt practice our lines" koizumi said
"were gonna fuckin suck at this play" chihiro said
"wait aren't those other assholes watching us?" koizumi said atop the big ass castle.
"yea" the assholes in the audience said
"mommy says that assholes is a bad word" mondo says
"ok lol so how do we do this?" koizumi asked
"can I be benvolante'?" maizono asked while making out with naegi, twerking, and diffusing a time bomb.
"no bitch we already got this play planned out" koizumi said
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BUT WHYYYYYYY :(" maizono said while twerking.
"because i just explainded it" koizumi said
"oh" maizono said
"wow this is a stupid ass play no homo" ishimaru said
"why the fuck are you saying no homo that wasnt even a reference to anything that might sound slightly homosexual." lolita rihanna said. "no homo tho"
"o im sorry lolita rihanna i just dont want ppls 2 think im ghey" ishimaru said
"but u did the do with mondo throughout prom. dat makes u gay" lolita rihanna siad
"lol no lolita rihan just because i like guys and like 2 fuqq with mondo doesnt make me gay" ishimaru said
"yea it does" lolita rihanna said
"CAN YOU BITCHES SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS ROMANTIC ASS PLAY!" nicki minaj yelled.
"romello, o romello, why are u named romello? because that makes us enemies." chihiro said
"what the fuck do you mean julish im named romello because my parents wanted to fuckin name me romello you dumb bitch why the fuck else would i be named romello you fucking bitch ass hoe. why do i even kill my self over you in the end of this play wow we were only together for 3 days how could we have even been in love? we were fuckin separated for pretty much all the damn play and then suddenly romellos like 'lolololol she ded im ded 2" then he die and then julisha wasnt dead and shes like 'oh lol he dead i used 2 be ded bye' and then she dies what the fuck is with this play omfg." koizumi said
"wow dis play is so romantic 3" assahina said. "it reminds me of sakura"
"wow so i killed myself in canon and just because romello and julisha comits suicide that means it reminds you of me" sakura sed
"no not that its just so romantic" assaina said
"o. yea i miss u 2 assahina." then sakura and assahina make out. dhey got back 2gethe :) :) :) :) :)
so den da play contine on. now were 2 romello and julishas death scene.
"o shit julisha ur ded :(" romello sed as he looked at julishas ded body. he pulls out hte poison. "lol look julisha at my sakura oogami impression" and then he drank hte poison. romello falls. then julisha wakes up.
"wow that was a good sakura oogami impression o shit ur ded. that's the 3rd time this has happened this week i should seriously start dating better men." and then julisha trips because julisha wears 19 inch high heels and accidentally stabs herself in hte hart with the dagger.
"o shit" julisha sez and then julisha dies. And then thats the end of the play. everyone twerks to show approval. chihiro and koizumi bow as they get off the stage.
"ok what now" koizumi asks
"i want 2 sing a song for my 1 true luv mondo oowada" ishimaru sed
"aww so kawaii" maizono sed.
"gay" koizumi said
"koizumi arent u gay?" lolita rihanna asked
"yea but haha ishimarus gey" koizumi said.
"ok heres my song." ishimar got on stage. he sings
"I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU... WON'T LET NOBODY HURT YOU!" ishimaru sang.
and then suddenly hte lights turn off. and when they come back on mondo oowada is dead :(
"o shit bby no" ishimaru said. ishimaru crie.
"...sakure u were right remind me never to come up with shitty ideas again 2 many ppl dying." assahina said
then nicki minajs voice could be herd over the intercom. "ok bitches a dead body has been found. time 2 investigate. then we can go 2 court 2 mass debate."
ishimar was crying so hard.
"poor ishimar" assahina sed.
"wow why mondo" lolita rihanna sked.
"im shocked i didnt die yet im not even an dr1 character" koizumi said.
"ok lets investigate" maizono said while twerking.
"hm... looks like hes been hit in the head with "justice hammer number 11037" sakura said
"11037... what does it mean?" maizono asked.
"2spooky" naegi said
"augh i cant believe this why mondo oowada he was so fun and censorship and whhhyyyyyyyyyyy!" assahina started crying
"so he was hit in the head with a hammer?" lolita rihanna asked.
"yea" naegi said
"wow" lolita rihanna sed
"i hope genocider ho didnt do this if so im fucked i dont want 2 die" fukawa said
"lol dont worry i didnt" genocider hoe said.
"o ok thanx serial killer lady that we can rlly honestly truly trust :)" naegi said with a huge smile
"can we execute assahina this stupid ass play was her idea nywasy" koizumi said.
"no dont execute me i like donuts, swimming, sakura oogami, cupcakes, muffins and satan im an important character."
"o" koizumi said. then maizono gasp. she realize somethign.
"wait... 11037... when you flip it around and diagonally connect the 1's... it spells chihiro fujisaki." maizono said
"wow i cant believe chihiro fujisaki killed mondo oowada..." fukawa said.
"chihiro r u the killer?" maizono asked
"bitch i might be" fujisaki said.
"o shit why chihiro. y u kill my man like that?" ishimaru asked while crying.
"ok lol time 4 court go 2 the small ass elevators for hte trialz"
"ooh mondo bby ill make sure that ur killer wont get away with this" then ishimaru crie. everyone went 2 the small ass elevators.
(2 BE CONTINUE...)
(SERIOUS AN: Okay I'm really sorry about making fun of Romeo and Juliet and Sakura Oogami. I actually like Romeo and Juliet as a play, and Sakura is one of my favorite characters. It doesn't help but still omfg)
(not srs an: wow dis chapter hurt 2 write it was so sad and it hurt my feelignz because i had 2 break up ishimondo /3 /2 /3 but it makez 4 sum gud drama. so who do u think killed monod? be sure 2 let me kno. i want 2 see what all ym fanz think.)