so she loked at him. he was 2 cute. and then they fricked in the booty. he was like damn gurl. your booty be finee. and thn he asked her "r u into anal sex?"
"yea bend over" she said in a deep manly voice.
o shit this is that dr fic of mine not some cheap romance fic im writing. my bad.
so for the third time 2day it was time 4 court. they all wnt into the tiny ass elevator. yea, the tiny ass elevator that was tinier than mukuro ikusabas titties. which is small
"ok wow so 6 people have died in a single day what the fuck" maizono said while twerking
"i know. me and my shitty ass ideas." assahina said.
"i still cant believe ke$has dead" fukawa said
"my yaoi tho hes dead who killed him" mondo asked. wait shit i meant ishimaru im jus 2 lazy 2 change it lmfaoooooo
"bitch u talk about ur yaoi all the damn time shut the fuck up" chihiro said
"chihiro theres clear evidence that u killed mondo the 11037 proved it. just give up." naegi said.
"wow naegi ur so smart i want u to wear my coochie like a candy necklace" maizono said
"k" naegi said as he went to hit dat
"guys not now were in the small ass elevator we don't need the semml of s3x 2 fill up the area." fukawa said.
"sex in the air i don't care i love the smell of it. sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me." lolita rihanna said.
"shut the fuck up lolita rihanna we all know ur real name is celestia ludenberg ur not fooling anyone" ishimaru said
"actually is taeko yasuhiro lmfao but HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?!"
"u hav a nametag on" ishimaru said
"o fuck" lolita rihanna said. well now that her real name is revealed ill call her celestia ludenberg... what the fuck am i talking about no i wont. lolita rihanna sighed.
"now my secrets out :("
"wow why is this elevator taking so long 2 take us 2 court?" maizono asked while twerking
"im rlly sorry its just that i set these courtrooms up underground and we have 2 go down a lot in order 2 get there." nicki minaj said.
"y r u making us do this?" ishimaru asked.
"because its funny as fuck lmfao" nicki minaj said
"o" ishimaru said
"yea lol" nicki said. "o look were here :)" nicki said
then every1 went 2 court.
"ok so here r the rules. u must find out who killed mondo. if u do, then only the killer will die. but if u choose wrong then u all will die and the killer will walk free lollllllll XD meme" nicki said.
"ok so we know who killed mondo. it was chihiro fujisaki" naegi said.
"no i didnt" chihiro sed.'
"well fuck. now what. we dont know who killed mondo" naegi said.
ishimaru crie. "we cant find out who killed my bby. i cant believe this" and then fukawas weave fell out.
"o i mean i cant beweave this" ishimaru said
NONSTOP DEBATE BEGIN
assahina: wait when the fuck did we get in court im sorry im high as fuck right now.
maizono: wait how r u high the only person who could supply us with weed was lady hgagakure and he dead
assahina: o yea actually i smoked his hair. that shitll fuck you up
maizono: u bitch why the fuck didnt u give me some
assahina: bitch im high as fuck i smoked all of hagakures hair
naegi: wow this debate isnt getting us anywhere
BREAK!
"naeg what u mean by dis we getting somewhere. we found out that assahinas a fucking liar" maizono sed
"wow i kno who murdered mondo and ur gonna call me a liar now im not gonna tell u" assahina said
"if u tell us ill give you a half off coupon to dunkin donuts" assahina scream
"ok yea lolita rihanna killed mondo" assahina said. "now weres my coupon?"
"o yea i was lying about that lmfao" naegi said.
"bitch" assahina said.
"ok so then does this mean lolita rihanna killed mondo?" chihiro asked
"pretty much lmfao" lolita rihanna said. ishimaru crie
"u bitch y u kill my yaoi" he asked
"o becuz i have a dream. i want 2 live in a big ass bouncy castle where men dressed up as Sebastian from black butler take turns riding me like a mechanical bull. i cant accomplish that when im stuck in this school."
"wow so there's been like 6 deaths and lolita rihanna has caused most of those"
"yea i caused all the deaths except 4 hagakure and queeriqueeri lmfao" lolita rihanna said
"how could u lmfao at this this is nothing 2 lmafo at" ishimaru said.
"ishimaru if its any consolation since mondo isnt around u can always put it in my butt!" chihiro said. thirsty ass bitch
"lol no chihiro" ishimaru sed
"ok heres how it happened" naegi said
CLIMAX INFERENCE BEGIN
"ok so yea when the lights went off, lolita rihanna went 2 grab a hammer. Hammer 11037. It was an attempt 2 blame fujisaki for murder :( wait did i just say fujisaki i mean chihiro o well. anyways, then she turned the lights off. assahina saw lolita rihanna turn the lights off tho. and then lolita rihanna hit mondo with justice hammer 11037. and thats how it happened." naegi said
CLIMAX INFERENCE END
"yea pretty much exactly what happened" lolita rihanna said
"ok time 2 vote"
LOLITA RIHANNA: GUILTY!
"yea thats right lolita rihanna is a guilty bitch" nicki said
"no lolita rihanna why" ishimaru said
"bitch i just told u" lolita rihanna sed
"ok now its time 4 execution" nicki minaj said
"wh" lolita rihanna said
GAME OVER
LOLITA RIHANNA HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
COMMENCING EXECUTION
LOLITA RIHANNA EXECUTION: A VERSAILLES STYLE WITCH BURNING WITHOUT ALL OF THE FIRE AND OTHER USELESS SHIT.
so lolita rihanna looks around the court. every1 stares at her. and then a fire truck falls on lolita rihanna and executes her.
"oh" naegi said
"wow" chihiro said
"yea" nicki minaj said
"wait wasnt there supposed 2 be fire in her execution?" sakura asked
"yea but im a cheap mother fucker do u have any idea how much fire costs?" nicki asks
"couldn't u just get togami to buy it?" fukawa askes
"no togami isnt in this story remember?" nicki minaj said
"oh" fukawa said
"well at least i kno who killed my bby" ishimaru said. "im so sad tho"
(2 BE CONTINUE)