(not srs an: YO TAYLOR IT'S ME RYAN FROM EPICMAFIA U LOVE DIS FIC SO ILY 5EVER 2 2 2)
the school trial was over, ishimaru was sad. sad because his yaoi was dead :(
"im so sad because my yaoi is dead" ishimaru said.
"hey ishimaru are you sad because your yaoi is dead?" koizumi asked ishimaru.
"yea. im sad because my yaoi is dead" ishimaru said. he was sad because his yaoi was dead
"well... i hav a story. one time my pet bunny died. and i was so sad because my bunny died. so after putting pictures of my dead bunny on instagram, and posting a long rant about how sad I was on facebook, twitter, pintrest, tumblr, and on the schools website, my mom sang me a song. it cheered me up because of how happy it was." koizumi said
"o ok whats the song?"
koizumi cleared her throat. suddenly loud music came from nowhere. koizumi sings "Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap."
ishimaru sniffed. "wow that did cheer me up... thank u koizumi." ishimaru said.
"yea k ur welcome" koizumi said. then maizono ran in hte room.
"guys i think chihiro found a way 2 help us escape come join us" she said
"k" koizumi said
"k" ishimaru said. then they all ran into the shower rooms.
everybody was staring happily at a waffle. ishimaru and koizumi looked over at the waffle. it had fujisaki's face on it.
"k hi im alter eggo" alter eggo said.
"fujisaki wtf is this shit?" ishimaru asked.
"thats alter eggo. i was working on him when we came to school and now hes ready 2 be used." chihiro said.
"how the fuck can that help us escape the school?" ishimaru asked
"it can distract nicki minaj with its deliciousness in enough time 4 us 2 escape. oh and it can also take on the face of everyon1 at the school"
"o. can it take on the face of mondo? i want 2 see my yaoi... just 1 last time :(" ishimaru said. then alter ego took on the face of mondo.
"ishimaru u lil bitch im fucking dead get the fuck over it geez why didnt i break up with you u cry so much geez and stop saying no homo u kno u homo u bitch fuck you gdi if this is what i was gonna marry im pretty glad im dead idk wtf i even saw in you aight im done peace out bitchez #u2homo." alter eggo said as mondo. ishimaru cri
"wow that was so inspirational thank u yoai." ishimaru said. "wow ok i feel kind of weird like not overly weird but that kind of weird thatsAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ISHIMARU SCREAMED. HE SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT THE TEXT AFTER IT TURNED INTO ALL CAPS.
"I AM NO LONGER KIYOTAKA NOHOMO ISHIMARU!" he yelled
"wow ishimarus middle name was nohomo why the fuck am i not suprised?" togami said wait no hes not in the story i mean naegi said.
"I AM A COMBINATION OF ISHIMARU AND MONDO OOWADA... I AM... ISHIMONDO!" ishimondo yelled. now ishimarus hair was white and so were his bushy ass eyebrows.
"did that nigga just go super saiyan?" alter eggo asked.
"yea he did lmfao hes gay" naegi said
"NOW IM GOING TO GO DO SOME ISHIMONDO THINGS!" Ishimondo yelled. then he stripped naked and started running throughout the school.
"i cant believe ishimaru ran in the hallways" chihiro said.
"i can't either" queeriqueeri said.
"bitch u dead" naegi said.
"o right" queeriqueeri said and then she disappeared.
"this chapter is completely ignoring me wtf." fukawa said.
"hey naegi i want u 2 ride me so hard u turn into butter." maizono said.
"ok but later" naegi said
"ps im scared switch rooms with me" maizono said
"no" naegi said.
"but loens dead im not gonna try anything" maizono said
"no" naegi said
"fuck u" maizono said. and then she started twerking.
"luv u babe" naegi said
"lu fucker." maizono said.
"i luv u assahina" sakure said
"wait i forget did we even get back 2gether?" assahina said
"idk this fic has had us break up and make up so many times i forget." sakura said
"o ok then i break up with u." assahina said. sakure crie.
"why assahina" sakura ask
"lol jk now were back together" assahina said
"o yay" sakura said. then sakura and assahina maked out.
"wow take it somewhere else guys that is nasty" maizono said while twerking. then she made out with naegggggggggggggggg.
"so what the fuck do we do now im bored" alter eggo said.
"o look a waffle im hungry" chihiro said. then he ate alter eggo.
"oh" naegi said
"yea" chihiro said.
(2 B CONTINUE...)