你好, 爸爸，
You might have noticed that France is now missing a huge chuck of his "lovely" hair. I am really proud of my art work so I posted a photo of it on Facebook. Can you send a copy of it to Aunt South Korea by post? I don't have her address.
My next target is Russia but I'm most likely to skip him and move on to you, since you didn't do anything at all after my last letter. So...yeah...
your disappointed province,
Hunan
Ni Hao, Hunan!
Really? He deserved it anyway, aru. T-That's great!
A-Aunt?
WHEN DID YONG SOO BECOME YOUR AUNT!
A-Are you okay, Hunan?
S-skip Russia and move onto me?
HUNAN! *runs out to see his province in person*
-Worried!China