ok so everyone was setting up the gym for maezonos bday party. they decided to go with a nice dora the exlorer themed birthday party, since dora was the baddest bitch they knew. she went 2 hopes peak academy. she was the super high school level adventurer. shes done so many things like explor the seas and fight the grumpy ass troll (who lives under the bridge) but lets face it dora mustve been smokin on dat kush because she so high talkin to animals and shit. o shit i'm getting sidetracted arent i okay anyways lol this party was fancy as fuck.

"I KNO MAIZONO WILL LOVE THIS PARTY" Ishimondo yelled

"she better. dont u kno how hard it is to find dora merch in this school?" naegi said

"lol wow u cood have asked me to buy dora merch i would have done it" nicki minaj said

"nicki u lil shit" naegi said

"lol"

"ne ways... I cant wait for maezono 2 see all this" chihiro said

"yea. we worked 2 hard on it." fukawa said

"AND A PARTY WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT NAKED ISHIMONDO" ishimondo yelled as he took his clothes off

"oh lawd" naegi said, blushuuing. assahina was still crying like the dumb bitch she was.

"sakure-cahn..." assahina cried out

"yes assahina?" saura asked

"no i was just crying out ur name because im 2 sad :(" assahina proclaime

"o" and then sakura walked away. 2 sad im crie :(

"wow this gives me an idea for a new pr0n title. ill call it "celestia loves to give yamada a hard pounding" " koizumi said

"uh what" naegi said

"wow this gives me an idea for a new pr0n title. ill call it "celestia loves to give yamada a hard pounding" " koizumi said

"uh what" fukawa said

"BITCH YOU ALL FUCKING HEARD ME STOP SAYING WHAT" koizumi yelled

"wow ok assahina im sorru ily" sakura said

"ily 2" assahina said. and then they were back together :)

"ok so what now" koizumi asked. naegi came in with a bucket. in that bucket were the bodies of all the people who died so far.

"we set this bucket up 2 suprise maizono" naegi said

"lol shes gonna be so surprised" koizumi said. "ill be sure 2 take pictures of her reaction and put them on instagram"

"WOW OKAY THIS IS MY JOB BECAUSE I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE!" ishimondo proclaimed

and then he set the bucket up.

"k i'll go get Maizono" naegi said. and then he went 2 maizonos dorm

"wow okay maizono pls its time 4 ur party" naegi said. but maizono was to busy twerking and didnt hear nagi.

"MAIZONO YOU FUCK ASS HOE LISTEN 2 ME!" naeg yelled

"what. i was busy jamming to my hit song "we can't stop (unless a person of legal authority decides to take action and end our party)"

"o das my favorit song" naegi sed

"yea and u can buy it on hTunes (Hood Tunes) september 22nd" maizono said

"wow did u just advertise your own ablum in this fic?" naegi said

"yea. is there a fuckin problem?" maizono asked

"no" naegi said

"o ok" maizono said. "so what do u want"

"i need help with my spanish homework" naegi said

"o i can help. orinar en mí naegi-kun." maizono said

"did u just tell me to piss on u?" naegi said

"yea"

"oh"

"ok anything else?" maizono asked

"yea its time 4 ur party" naegi said

"oh shit yay im so excite" maizono said. she was so excite.

"u seem excite" naegi said

"yea. im so excite" maizono sed

"ok lol lets go" naegi said

"k" maizono sed

(2 B CONTINUE...)

(not srs an: wow ok so i had sakura and assahina get back 2gether 2 make hte cute romance. and we got some cute naezono as well. so i want 2 ask my fanz. what do u think of hte new chapter? wat do u think wil happen at hte birthday part?

ps i kno dis chapter was short but it sets up hte most shoking murder mysterie yet! im so excite ive been waiting so long 4 dis murder mystery. ok be sure 2 favorite and reviw it makez me inspired 2 rite :) )