ok so now naegi and maizono were cuddling in nageis room. they were rly in love it was 2 cute. but i prefer naegiri but thats not hte point
"wow frick off narrator cant u see maizono and i r having a romantic moment" naegi said. wow dont be mad just becuz i spek my mind. lol
"wait werent we supposed 2 be having my party?" maizono asked
"ohhhhhhhhhh ya i forgot" naegis dumbass self said.
"i want us 2 sleep in the same room tonite ;)" maizono said. naegi blushhued
"wh-what do u mean?" naegi asked. maizono -_- ed
"bitch what the fuck do u think i mean it means we finna fuck. damn i dont wanna go to the movies or have dinner, i just wanna fuck."
"o. ok lets go to ur party." naegi said.
"k" maizono sed. so then they went 2 maizonos burftday party. and as soon as they went 2 open the dor 2 the burftday party...
"SURPRISE!" everone yelled. maizono jumped.
"wow i didnt expect this u guys r the best." maizono sed.
"AND THERES MORE" ishimondo yelled
"wh" maizono said. and then she got covered in the dead bodies of all the people murdered and executed.
"oh lol u guys r so silly" maizono said, laughing. then everyone laughed. it was a good ass time.
"GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS I DISCOVERED SOMETHING!" ishimondo yelled
"what" assahina asked
"YEA I FOUND HAGAKURES WEED STASH. IT WAS IN HIS POCKET THE ENTIRE TIME."
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" everyone said."
"wow thats a good ass hiding place i would have never thought 2 check there." chihiro said.
"ikr" sakura said. "hagakure is 2 smart"
"what the fuck r we waiting 4 lets get high" koizumi sed. and then they all smoked that puffpuff. and then all the weed was gone, and they were all high.
"¿dónde está la biblioteca" koizumi asked. she was so high she could only talk in spanish, a language she didnt even know how 2 speak
"lmao this was a good party u guys. ily all."
and then the lights went off... and when they came back on... assahina scream.. because sakura oogami, the shsl oh shit thats a woman, was ded
"oh shit sakure-cahn..." assahina said. then intercom came on. it was the voice of nicki minaj.
"aight bitches we got a dead body. imma give u some time 2 investigate and then well mass debate at the school trial."
"who the FUCK thought it was a good idea 2 kill at my party?" maizono asked.
"more importantly... who the FUCK managed to kill sakura... she was the strongest 1 here." naegi asked.
"chicos que era la chica escritor espeluznante recortar chick asesino en serie la vi matar sakura" koizumi said
"IT WAS CHIHIRO FUJISAKI HES THE ONLY ONE STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL SAKURA" ishimondo yelled
"wow r u fuckin kidding me i fuckin got killed in canon because i was weak and because mondo a stank pussy hoe plus i was the main suspect last trial dont even try 2 pin this on me" chihiro said
"OH SORRY FUJISAKI" ishimondo yelled
"hm... it looks like sakura was killed by having an umbrella shoved in a fish and then shoved in her throat" makoto said
"wait did narrator just refer 2 me as makoto?" yea
"wow. how horrible :(" maizono said while twerking.
"um... yea thats pretty much all the evidence I can find" naegi said
"wow were fucked." assahina said
"i cant believe some 1 took down sakura." naegi said
"me 2 naegi" assahina said
then nicki minajs voice boomed over the intercom.
"yea you bitches are boring time 4 court"
and then everyone shuddered in fear
(wow so another short chapter. I promsie tho that this new murder mystery will be so shocking ull be on the ege of ur seet the hole tyme. i promise. its so gud and well thought out.)