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I don't mean to offend anyone with this story – It's just for fun.

Anything in this story that has to do with The Lord of the Rings does not belong to me. The only things that do belong to me in this story are the OCs and Mary-Sues… Sadly.

Sorry if my facts aren't right; I haven't read the books or watched the movies in a while. (This story has stuff from the books and the movies in it.)

Sorry for taking a long time to update. I had writer's block, and it was silly.

WARNING: Character death, and Mary-Sue death

Lothlorien

Frodo sat quietly as Sam stood up on his bed and began to recite the poem he wrote about Gandalf as the rest of the Fellowship (excluding Legolas, he most likely wandered off somewhere) listened. Frodo sighed sadly. Gandalf never made it to Galadriel's realm. He died in Moria shortly after he stopped the Balrog from reaching the Fellowship.

The event that caused the wizard's fall was very strange. Gandalf had stayed at the edge of the broken bridge to watch the fire demon fall – To make sure it wouldn't come back.

Just as he turned to make his way towards the Fellowship, a loud popping noise echoed through the mine, and then a shower of pink sparkles fell from above them.

"What was that?" Pippin asked. No one heard him since they were too busy coughing - attempting to get all of the sparkley debris out of their lungs and noses.

A high-pitched shriek nearly broke their ear-drums as something fell on top of Gandalf, causing him to lose his balance, and topple over. He managed to grab hold of the bridge so he wouldn't fall into the dark abyss. The something was actually a someone; and that someone was a girl who looked to be in her late-teens.

"Gandalf!" Frodo yelled.

The girl whirled around to see who had just spoken. A huge smile broke out across her face and she started clapping her hands. "Oh em gee! It's like, the Fellowship!"

Gandalf's eyes grew to be about the size of dinner-plates "FLY YOU FOOLS!"

"No! Like, wait up for me! It's like, totally stupid in here, and there are a ton of like, really ugly people coming!" The girl tried to get up, but she lost her footing and fell –which caused one of her ridiculously long high-heels to stab Gandalf in the eye; and made the wizard lose his grip and fall into the darkness.

"GANDALF!" Frodo cried.

As orcs swarmed in front of them, the Fellowship ran toward the exit of the mines. Aragorn picked Frodo up and followed the others as the orcs started to shoot arrows at them.

"Like, oh my gosh! Don't just like, leave me here!" the girl screamed. But before she could make it across the bridge an arrow flew towards her, and pierced her skull. She tipped over and fell in after Gandalf and the Balrog; taking all of her foul pink sparkles, and glitter with her.

Unknown to the Fellowship; the orc who fired the arrow that killed the teenage-girl was lifted up onto another orc's shoulders and paraded around Moria as all the other orcs shouted and whooped with joy.
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Legolas wandered back toward the rest of the Fellowship after socializing with the other elves in Lothorien. He was quite disturbed about the incouters he had with the strange women who had been stalking the Fellowship so he went to seek counselling.

Pippin looked up when the Mirkwood prince came into view. Pippen tryed to hold back his question. He attempted to think of possible answers that would make sense, but failed. Being the curious Hobbit that he was; he just had to know. So he asked, "Legolas, why do you have a jug?"

Legolas looked down at the jug in his hands, thought about it for a moment, then simply said. "I do not know."

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