ok so then every1 was in the tiny ass elevator. and lemme tell u this elevator was small as fuck. smaller than mukuro ikusabas titties.
mukuro then stabbed the narrator.
"i herd u were talkin shit" mukuro said.
mukuro u ded remember.
"o ya" mukuro said. and then she disappeared
"guys im so scared what if we dont catch the culprit :(" assahina asked.
"assahina stop being a fuckin pussy damn i have had it with you and ur petty ass drama" chihiro said. that made assahina cried.
"chihiro will u stop makin ppl cry?" fukawa ask
"YEA CHIHIRO THAT'S 2 RUDE" ishimondo yelled
"o sorry" chihiro said.
"¿Por qué nadie me escucha era el escritor" koizumi asked.
"wow i still can't believe sakure is ded" maizono said
"ye ame 2" naegi said. and then the elevator stopped. then every 1 was in court.
NONSTOP DEBATE BEGIN
chihiro: lol okay so who killed sakura
koizumi: Te estoy diciendo que es el asesino en serie
chihiro: koizumi its been over 2 hours since we were high why r u still talkin in spanish
koizumi: porque era un poco de hierba culo dope aunque lmfao
chihiro: wh
ishimondo: OK YEA SO SAKURA WAS POISONED RIGHT?
naegi: YOU GOT HTE WROGN!
END NONSTOP DEBATE
"ishimondo u dumb it was a fish shoved in an umbrella that was shoved down sakuras throat" naegi
"OH RIGHT. THAT'S NORMAL ENOGUH" ishimondo yelled
"this means ur the merrrderrrrer!" chihiro yelled
"ok time 2 accuse some 1" naegi said
MAKE AN ACCUSATION
MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
-=-=-ISHIMONDO-=-=-
TOUKO FUKAWA
Naegi: IT CLOUD OLNY BE U
"you killed sakura oogami, didnt u ishimondo?" naegi asked
"no" ishimondo said.
"FUCK!" naeleggi screamed.
"guys i have an idea on how 2 find the culprit" assahina says
NONSTOP DEBATE
assahina: ok so heres my idea... like my status if ur the culprit
(maizono likes assahinas status)
naegi: maizono... how could u have killed sakura?
END NONSTOP DEBATE
"i didnt" maizono said while twerking
"oh well then why did u like assahinas status?" naegi asked
"cuz im a bad bitch" maizono said.
"so we pretty much have no way 2 find the culprit, do we?" fukawa asked
"no. were boned. goodbye life" chihiro said.
"who guys i just realized i speak spanish" maizono said. "koizumi... koizumi saw fuckawa murder sakura" maizono said. everyone gaspud.
"no it wasnt me it was genocider hoe" fukawa said. then she became genocider ho.
"frick off fuckawa and stop blaming me for ur merders" genocider hoe said. then she became fukawa again.
"gdi" fukawa said
"ok lol so heres how the murder happened" naegi said
CLIMAX INFERENCE
"yea so while we were busy having a good time fukawa decided to fuck things up. so she took her umbrella and put it down the throat of a fish... and then put it in oogamis throat. killing oogami. 2 cruel" naegi said
END CLIMAX INFERENCE
"lol" fukawa said. "yea it was me"
"oh" maizono said.
VOTE!
TOUKO FUKAWA=GUILTY
"yea fukawa killed sakura lmfao" nicki said. then assahina crie
"why fukawa" assahina asked
"because she wouldnt let me on the twerk team" fukawa said. then everyone gasped.
"ok lol execution time" nicki minaj said
"wh"
GAME OVER
TOUKO FUKAWA HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
COMMENCING EXECUTION
TOUKO FUKAWA EXECUTION: TOGAMI KILLS FUKAWA
nowait togami isnt in this story nevermind so lets try fukawas execution again.
GAME OVER
TOUKO FUKAWA HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
COMMENCING EXECUTION
TOUKO FUKAWA EXECUTION: READING KILLS
so fukawa is in a room. and theres nothing around. fukawa looks around. and then suddenly DA RULES from the fairly odd parents falls on fukawa and crushes her.
So now it was after the execution. and naegi gets a knock on his room door, and when he opens it... he screams... because standing on the other side of his dor was none other hten the shsl hoodrat detective; kyoqueesha queeriqueeri.
"how r u ali-" but then queeriqueeri whispered in naeleggis ear something.
"Paula Deen...
The sixteenth student in this academy...
The one they call Super High School Level Despair...
Beware of Paula Deen..." queeriqueeri warned naegi.
naegi then looked in shock.
(not srs an: wow ok so theres the big twist. not only was fukawa the culprit, but queeriqueeri is actually alive! :O things are now getting even bettr then they were b4. lol. so be sure 2 comment and tell me what u think of hte new chapter and the two big twists that were revealed in the story! :O ok thx 4 reding ily all)