not srs an: wow guys guys guys somebody did a dramatic reading of MY fanfiction! all with vry well drawn art wich is so gud and wel drawn and vrry detailed. so far he has done a dramatic reading of chapters 1-16 and let me tel u this guy is so gud at capturing hte drama and stufz that was intended in this storie and his lolita rihanna voice is exactly as i imagine it wow thank u random person 4 loving my storie so much u chose 2 do a reading of it.
u can find part 1 of his readiong of dangit ronpaul: a life of new hope here:
watch?v=abGD76STLcw
and be sure 2 look at the other videos 4 the other part xoxoxo
naegi was 2 shocked at what queeriqueeri just told him.
"w-wait... what do u mean paula deen?" naegi asked
"shhh... nicki minaj cant kno im here" queeriqueeri said. "u see... she knows i didnt die. and now shes trying 2 execute me 4 real."
"but... queeriqueeri... how r u alieve?" naegi asked. queeriqueeri sighed.
"ok fine ill tell u... but u cant tel any1. pinky promise me" keisha said.
"k" and then naegg pinky promised keisha.
"okay... im not really a shsl hoodrat detective..." keisha began. "it... it was a lie. my real talent... the 1 that brought me 2 hopes peak academy... is being a stereotypical deviantart oc"
SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL EVERY MARY SUE OVERPOWERED DEVIANTART OC EVER- KYOQUEESHA QUEERIQUEERI.
"u see... im actually an oc for the hunger games. of course i was made by a weeaboo 10 year old girl, so im extremely op... im ashamed of it." keisha said. naegi was so shocked. shocked that his boo in canon was actually an op deviantart oc.
"but... it didnt stop there" queeriqueeri said, sadly. "my creator after posting it on deviantart went crazy... and decided... 2 make me real. thats how im alive now."
"but i thought jin queeriqueeri was your dad" naegi said
"BITCH LISTEN THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO EXPLAIN MY SAD ASS BACKGROUND AND HOW WE CAN TAKE DOWN THE MASTERMIND" queeriqueeri yelled.
"ok ok sorru" naegi sed
"anuways... my creator immediately regretted making me real because i was so op... so then... she spent the next few years making up a plan 2 destroy me." queeriqueeri looked down at the grodun, ashamed.
"who is ur creator?" naegi asked.
"its... its... Paula Deen..." queeriqueeri flinched at the sound of that name. "after i came 2 life... paula moved 2 fosters whore house 4 imaginary friends, you kno, the place where u go if u dont have no friends. and she learned how 2 create imaginary friends... and thats how nicki minaj came 2 be" queeriqueeri said.
"I... I..." naegi said
"but it doesnt in there naeleggi" she sayd. "nicki minaj took over and formed Super High School Level Despair, a group dedicated 2 causing despair 2 selener. eventually... shsl despair lockded u all in this school :(" keisha said.
"so... if we want 2 escape... we have 2 take down paula deen and nicki minaj?" naegi asks.
"yea" queeriqueeri said
"ok" naegi said.
"keep an eye out for selener... i mean... paula deen... the 16th student." queeriqueeri said. "oh... and u must keep me being alive a secret 2 the others... i have a plan... this plan will help us escape hopes peak academy... but if u fuck it up then u all wil be trapped here 5ever" queeriqueeri said
"oh" naegi said. "so... so then how r u alive?" naegi asks.
"because u dum hoe im an overpowered deviantart oc one of my powers is never dying" queeriqueeri said.
"oh"
"yea"
"ok bye" queeriqueeri said, hiding in naegi's room.
so then it was up 2 naegi 2 decide what 2 do now. he was in quite the predicament. he now new how 2 escape hopes peak academy... but he couldnt tell anyone... it was 2 hard 4 naegi 2 decide what 2 do... so he decided to twerk with maizono.
after some romantic twerking with maizono, every 1 meet in the cafeteria.
"ok guys guys guys I have a good idea" assahina suggested.
"NOOOOOO!" every1 screamed at assahina so hard that the sentence was bolded, italicized and underlined. ishimondo was back 2 his normal ishimaru self again. but he seems 2 have come 2 terms with himself.
"ok i admit it im ghey" ishimaru admitted.
"and it only took you 18 GOD DAMN chapters 2 fucking admit it." chihiro said.
"frick off chihiro i just didnt want anyone 2 kno. that was 2 many ppl 2 kno my secret and now there are only a few ppl here i can admit it" ishimaru said
"anyways... it looks like there r some new places 2 exlor. i think we should explor" koizumi suggested.
"wow koizumi u speak english again!" aoi said happuly
"yea i do lmfao but after me getting that high I now know how to speak over 32 foreign languages." koizumi said.
"wow" assahina said
"yea" koizumi said.
"hey naegi wats wrong u look down :(" maizono sed.
"im just confused... i dont know what 2 do" naegi said
"i kno... i was confused 2 at 1 point" ishimaru sed. "just try it. if ur confused on ur sexuality just try it 2 see if ur homo het bi or pan. its the only way 2 no" ishimaru said.
"no u homosexual baka i mean that im confused because i have a rly hard choice 2 make" naegi said. "#spoilers"
"o it says #spoilers so i cant hear it :(" koizumi said.
"so anyways i hav a good idea... what if... we have a hopes peak academy talent sho!" assahina announced. every 1 approved of the idea.
"yea and we can hav it in the auditorium!" chihiro said
"but... but my yaoi... he was murdered there :(" ishimaru said
"idgaf" chihiro sed.
and then nicki minajs beautiful voice came over the intercom. "alright bitches come to the gym right nao" nicki said. she sounded pissed :( every 1 looked at each other... they were 2 scared...
(2 BE CONTINUE...)