tension was high among the remaining dingle rompers. nobody belived naegg junko and keisha D: so the tree were meeting in hte moosic room, listening to sayaka maizonos hit single "twerk (ing is a fun sport but don't film vines with it because youll probs die)" oh and the other ppl who didnt belive naeg junko and queerqueer were also in the moosic room. it was rly silent though... totes awkward lol. no but srsly it was rly quiet. koizumi decided to create a conversation in order to make things not awkward.

"hey have u guys ever wondered if hagakures pubes look like the hair on his hed?" koizumi asked. yea that bitch failed... or did she?

"ya i wonder that all the time" maizono sed

"we should find out" koizumi declared.

"well we do got some time b4 hte talent sho. we shud do it." assahina said. and then they realized something :( they couldnt do the talent show because twerkign wa s banned until a merder occured.

"ok so what if we have dinner again" assahina asked.

"that's a good ass idea assahina." ishimaru asked.

"didnt hagakure die the last time we had dinner" queeriqueeri asked

"ya lol that was a good ass time." koizumi said.

"speaking of which why did u kill lady hgagakure?" naegi asked

"bc his weave was flyer then mine" queeriqueeri said.

"turns out it wasnt even weave" assahina said.

"what. so he died 4 nothign" queeriqueeri said.

"ya pretty much lol" koizumi saed.

"ok so lets go 2 dinner" assahina suggested. every 1 agreed.

so then every one had dinner. and it was a good ass dinner. this dinner was so good omfg it was gooder than owaris nip nipz :3 2 bad hinate never got 2 touch her bewbz. anyways every one was having an intellegant conversation.

"...so long story short that's how i cured my rectal prolapse." maizono said. every one clapped at her beautiful story.

"wow maizono that was so inspirational." chihiro sed. "so who wants 2 hear why i dress up like a girl?"

"i do" mahiru said.

"lol okay so one day i was out corrupting the youth of society and then some 1 called me weak. so then i decided 2 dress up as a woman."

"wow rude" maizono said.

"ya" chihiro said.

and then suddenly the lights cut off. and when the lights cut back on... everyone screamed. because, hanging from the ceiling by junko enoshima's weave

was aoi assahina

"n-nooooooooo!" maizono screamed.

"great whos gonna do these gay ass plans now?" ishimaru asked.

"more importantly who the fuck stole my weave to strangle assahina." junko asked. one of her big ass pigtails was missing.

"no... it had to have been maizono..." queeriqueeri suggested. "I was investigating the booty and saw maizono turn the lights off"

"i didn't mean 2 turn the lights off tho." maizono sed.

"SHUT UP U MERRRRRRDEEEEERRRREEEEER!" ishimaru yelled.

":(" maizono sed.

then nicki minajs voice boomed over the intercom.

"aight bitches so we got a dead body. after investigation itll be time 2 go 2 court. so do that."

"hm... lets see... a chair kicked over... junkos weave... maizono cutting the lights off... it was obviously murder." chihiro said.

"ya but somebody tried 2 make it look like assahina did it." koizumi said. "but i got this picture of maizono taking junkos weave" koizumi said. she held up a picture of maizono taking junkos weave.

"gasp" naegi said

"gdi" maizono said.

"okay bitches time 4 court" nicki minaj said. everyone was scared.

STUDENTS REMAINING: 8 out of 18

MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MUKURO IKUSABA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
PAULA DEEN

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a large classroom, flipping the camera off. Fukawa is in the corner as genocider hoe holding her special ho scissors that she kills ppl with. Ke$ha is seen right next 2 naegi drinking a bottle of jack. loen is seen poledancing in the right corner. yamada is reading a mlp yaoi fanfiction in the left corner. sakura is weight lifting next to the window. Lolita Rihanna is seen in the front of the classroom worshiping satan. hagakure is smoking weed next to lolita rihanna. mukuro is seen about 2 stab yamada. mondo is in the front and appears 2 be leaning in to kiss somebody, but the person hes kissing isn't there. assahina is seen encouraging sakura 2 life weights and shes also eating donuts.

(2 BE CONTINUE...)