"noooo im not nagei ur 2 stupid" junko said.

"oh... u wanna go bitch? we finna do a machine gun talk battle" naegi said.

"wait so were actually following through with this?" junko asked

"yea... it adds a nice touch onto the suspense" naegi said

"if u say so..."

MACHINE GUN TALK BATTLE

Junko: I'M NOT KE$HA. YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

Naegi: OF COURSE I HAVE PROOF! THE PROOF IS IN THIS EVIDENCE!

Junko: NAEGI UR STUPID.

Naegi: I FUCKING KNOW I'M STUPID. BUT I'M SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT THESE ELABORATE MERDERS!

Junko: AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO!

Naegi: BITCH, LOEN'S DEAD!

Junko: PROVE THAT I'M KE$HA. FUCKING PROVE IT. I DARE YOU!

END MACHINE GUN TALK BATTLE

"The proof is in this picture that koizumi took" naegi said

"you mean the one chihiro photoshopped? -_-" junko asked

"yes. but if u recall... chihiro only photoshopped maizono into the picture." naegi said. "but in this picture... YOU'RE DRINKING A BOTTLE OF JACK!"

"but... but the only person who can drink a bottle of jack... is ke$ha!" maizono exclaimed.

"yeah... I only photoshopped maizono in the picture... I NEVER photoshopped junko!" chihiro said.

"S-So it's true!? junko enoshima is really... ke$ha?" ishimaru asked.

"yea." naegi said.

"but... ke$ha's dead? she can't be junko!" koizumi yelled.

"... no... im alive... junko i$ the one that$ dead..." junko said, but in her tone of voice of ke$ha. everyone gasped!

"n-no... way!" ishimaru yelled.

"you like, hear me? im ke$ha! the $uper $pecial that like, know$ the truth behind hope$ peak academy!" ke$ha announced. she then went to her respective seat. and then a signpost with a portrait of junko in it thats x'ed out in red appeared.

"no way... so ke$ha is alive?!" chihiro said happily!

"but why would ke$ha disguise as junko?" koizumi asked.

"a$k naegi" ke$ha $aid.

"gdi" naegi said.

THAT SNOWBOARDING QUESTION ANSWERING BULLSHIT

naegi then imagined himself snowboarding to some FUNKY FRESH TUNES.

Question 1: If Ke$ha is alive... this must mean...

Naegi: That Junko is dead!

Question 2: Why did Ke$ha disguise as Junko?

Naegi: They must have swapped places beforehand!

Question 3: Why the fuck is Naegi so god damn stupid I asked WHY she disguised as junko not WHEN.

Naegi: BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

Naegi: I'EV FIGRUED IT OTU!

END THAT SNOWBOARDING QUESTON ANSWERING BULLSHIT

"thats right... if ke$ha is alive... then junko must be dead!" naegi announced.

"it'$ like, true." ke$ha said.

"but... why would ke$ha disguise as junko?" ishimaru asked.

"it$ like, a long $tory... you $ee, junko mukuro and i are all $isters. junko and mukuro love de$pair... and i love hope... but then junko decided 2 lock u guy$ up in the $chool... so i decided 2 fake a plan and $witch identites with junko. mukuro wa$ ju$t kind of there 4 a backup plan... but then... nicki minaj took over in place of junko! :O $o i wa$ held ho$tage by nicki until now. the rea$on why i decided 2 fake a plan was becau$e i knew junko wouldnt be able 2 resist killing $ome 1. and $he ended up killign yamada and loen."

"um... um... actually, lolita rihanna killed yamada and loen, technically... junko was just the mastermind behind that plot..." chihiro said.

"$HUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I'M FUCKING TALKING!" ke$ha yelled. "n e way$... but i didnt expect mukuro 2 get killed. and then i became a part of the group once again... along with paula deen, the real ma$termind."

"what the fuck are you talking about yall?" paula said. "i aint no mastermind yall"

"yes you are" queeriqueeri said.

"ye$ you are" ke$ha said.

"gdi yall" paula said.

"man bitches we can save the paula deen mastermind shit for next trial just pls hurry up and solve ke$ha's secret." nicki said.

"actually, that'$ pretty much it. that$ my $tory." ke$ha said.

"anything else?" ishimaru asked.

"one la$t thign... all of u$ have been going 2 hope$ peak academy for 2 years... but nicki minaj and paula deen, like, took our memorie$."

"WHAAAAAATTTTTT?!" Every 1 yelled.

"ya... here$ proof." then ke$ha held out a picture. it was ALLLL of them, excluding togami, and including nicki minaj, on hopes peak academys official weave fight day. every 1 gasped.

"th-then..." chihiro said.

"weve been going 2 hopes peak academy for 2 years?!" maizono exclaimed.

"maizono i think u mean WEAVE been going 2 hopes peak academy for over 2 years." ishimaru said. everyone -_- ed at his shitty ass pun.

"YO MY NIGGAS WE CAN SAVE THE BACKGROUND HISTORY TALK FOR NEXT TRIAL IT'S TIME 2 VOTE THE CULPRIT OF ASSAHINA'S MERDER!" nicki minaj yelled.

VOTE!

KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU: GUILTY!

"ya the person who killed aoi assahina... is kiyotaka ishimaru!" nicki minaj yelled.

"um ya we know he admitted it last chapter..." maizono said.

"so... i guess this means it's time 4 execution?" nicki said.

"not yet... why did ishimaru kill aoi assahina?" naegi asked.

"it was assahinas idea." ishimaru admitted. everyone gasped. "well... both of our ideas, really. its so she could be reunited with her yuri and i could be reunited with my yaoi :(" ishimaru said. every 1 crie because it was soooooooooooooo romantic and sad.

"thats 2 cute yall..." paula deen said.

"boo fuckin hoo now its time for ishimarus execution" nicki said.

"wh" ishimaru said.

GAME OVER

KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY

COMMENCING EXECUTION

KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU EXECUTION: THIS EXECUTION IS FUCKING GAY

nicki minaj brings in a laptop. ishimaru is tied 2 a chair and forced to watch. he watches as nicki minaj goes on and forces him to read "ishimondo: a love story!" by The Gay. he loves the fanfiction, but the moment when it gets to the nsfw scenes, ishimaru thinks the nsfw scene is soooooooooo hot that he gets a nosebleed. and then he bleeds to death from the nosebleed.

(AN: PS GUYS GO READ "ishimondo: a love story!" by The Gay. it is soooooooo good and very well written. it has the best humor and the nsfw scenes are soooooooooo hot. i just know all of my fanz will luv it. it needs more reviews so pls review it u wont regret it.)

every 1 was shocked... because ishimaru was dead... actually thats bullshit they were shocked because ke$ha was alive. they then exited court. it was time for them to go back to their normal life of mutual twerking... but without assahina's shitty ass plans.

STUDENTS REMAINING: 7 out of 18

MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI

AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MUKURO IKUSABA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA

MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
PAULA DEEN

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a large classroom, flipping the camera off. Fukawa is in the corner as genocider hoe holding her special ho scissors that she kills ppl with. loen is seen poledancing in the right corner. yamada is reading a mlp yaoi fanfiction in the left corner. sakura is weight lifting next to the window. Lolita Rihanna is seen in the front of the classroom worshiping satan. hagakure is smoking weed next to lolita rihanna. mukuro is seen about 2 stab yamada. mondo is in the front and appears 2 be leaning in to kiss somebody, but the person hes kissing isn't there. assahina is seen encouraging sakura 2 life weights and shes also eating donuts. junko is now next 2 mukuro talking on the phone about despair. mondo and ishimaru are in the front, kissing each other, while ishimaru is carving the words "NO HOMO" in the desk with a pen.

(2 BE CONTINUE...)


(AN: so ya this was part 2 of 2 of aoi assahinas trial. and lemme tell you WOW THIS CHATPER WAS SOOOOOOO HARD 2 WRITE IT MAKE ME HAPPY BECAUSE KE$HA'S ALIVE... But Ishimaru's dead D: oh well... we're getting close to the GRAND FINALE! :O :O :O :O so stay tooned...)