Everyone was back in the lunch room... and things were silent as fuck. ishimaru, the most offensive character in this story, was dead :( and no 1 knew what 2 think.
"so do u guys ever look in the mirror and thing 'whoaaaa what if my pubic hair was a tree'?" koizumi asked
"whoaaaa dude all the time" chihiro said.
"guys were getting off topic here... we just found out our memories from da past 2 yurs have been taken from us!" queeriqueeri said.
maizono was off in da corner twerking harder than she ever twerked b4
"oh sweet bby twerking... i missed u so much" maizono said.
"um ya i think we need 2 like, believe in naegi now" ke$ha said.
"i argee" chihiro said. "frick paula deen. we have 2 believe in naegi!"
"i think we should believe in naegi bc ke$ha told us 2" maizono said.
"but naegi and queeriqueeri are the mastermind yall!" paula declared.
"oh no now we have 2 believe in paula deen" maizono said.
"D:" chihiro said.
"god damn it" naegi said. queeriqueeri sighed.
"guy$, like, $eriou$ly? Why don't u fucking believe me i'm fucking ke$ha." ke$ha said.
"im so torn right now..." chihiro said, sighign
"well i belive nagi and ke$ha!" maizono stated.
"wow i cant believe u came around maizono!" naegi said excitedly.
"ya ikr!" maizono said. "but what about the others?"
"oh we belive paula deen" the others said.
then naegi decided it was time 4 a spoilers flashback 2 demonstrate his sadness.
"Yasuhiro 420 Hagakure was murdered...
For that murder, Kyoqueesha Queeriqueeri was executed...
Loen Kuwata was murdered
...And then so was Hifumi Yamada...
Lolita Rihanna was the killer...
...But she was hired by Junko Enoshima, who was disguised as Ke$ha.
For that reason, Junko Enoshima, who was dressed as Ke$ha, was executed.
Then Mondo Oowada was murdered...
...For that murder, Lolita Rihanna was executed.
Then Sakura Oogami was murdered...
...Touko Fukawa was the culprit there...
But it turns out, Kyoqueesha Queeriqueeri was alive!
And most recently, Aoi Assahina was murdered...
...Her murder was an elaborate plan, all thrown together by Kiyotaka Ishimaru...
And then... Junko Enoshima turned out to just be a disguise thrown together by Ke$ha...
Junko Enoshima was the one executed in the Second Trial..."
"wow naegi tag ur spoilers!" koizumi yelled at naegi. "i was only on trial 3 of this fic and u FUCKING SPOILED IT FOR ME!"
naegi glared at koizumi, "bitch ur a part of this story remember."
"oh right"
nicki minajs voice BOOMED over the intercom, "ok bitches come 2 the gym right now... we need 2 prepare u for DA FINAL SCHOOL COURT!"
"wh-what?" chihiro said.
"its... its almost over..." queeriqueeri said. "i made a deal with nicki minaj... except i dont feel like explaining shit so heres a flashback."
FLASHBACK!
"nicki minaj i need 2 talk to you." queeriqueeri said.
"yea queeriqueeri?" nicki minaj asked.
"there aint gonna be no damn murders anymore so can we have a school trial where our goal is to expose the mastermind?" queeriqueeri asked.
"ya like totes that sounds like a good idea!" nicki said.
"great! thank u creation of my creator :)" queeriqueeri said.
"ur welcome :)" nicki minaj said. then queeriqueeri walked out.
"wait... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST AGREE TOO!?" nicki yelled.
END FLASHBACK!
"so... that must be what nicki wants!" koizumi yelled. every 1 agreed.
"ok $o lets go" ke$ha said.
"ke$ha how the fuck do you talk with money signs in your sentences?" chihiro asked.
"like thi$" ke$ha said.
"... That don't explain shit."
"I FUCKING SAID COME TO THE GOD DAMN GYMNASIUM YOU BITCHES!" nicki yelled over the intercom.
then every 1 came 2 the god damn gym.
"good... now that ur here... its time 2 talk about the final school trial!" nicki said.
"f-final school trial?" chihiro asked.
"ya lol. I dnt feel lyk explaining it so heres a flashback instead." nicki said
FLASHBACK!
"nicki minaj i need 2 talk to you." queeriqueeri said.
"yea queeriqueeri?" nicki minaj asked.
"there aint gonna be no damn murders anymore so can we have a school trial where our goal is to expose the mastermind?" queeriqueeri asked.
"ya like totes that sounds like a good idea!" nicki said.
"great! thank u creation of my creator :)" queeriqueeri said.
"ur welcome :)" nicki minaj said. then queeriqueeri walked out.
"wait... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST AGREE TOO!?" nicki yelled.
END FLASHBACK!
"um... queeriqueeri already like, $howed us that fla$hback." ke$ha said.
"she did? well shit. looks like i gotta explain shit then." nicki said. "in da final school trail, you will mass debate in order 2 find out the MASTERMIND who locked u all in here. if u get it right, you all will be released from hopes peak academy. but if u get it wrong... then ull all get executed!"
every 1 cheered... and then gasped when nicki said that theyll be executed if they get it wrong.
"oh and btw here are some pictures 4 u guys 2 look at and acuse the others of being the mastermind." nicki then went around and handed out pictures 2 every 1.
the picture she handed naegi was Nicki Minaj, Himself, Chihiro, Mondo, Junko, Ke$ha, Queeriqueeri, Assahina, Sakura, Hagakure, Lolita Rihanna, Mukuro, Maizono, Loen, Koizumi, Ishimaru, and Paula Deen all chasing Yamada and trying 2 light him on fire. but yamada is runnign away.
"that picture uve got ther naegi is on national sacrifice a virgin day." nicki minaj said. "that was a good ass day. lmfao."
"whoa... so dis must mean... that every 1 else is the mastermind conspiring against me!?" naegi said.
"no naegi u dumb" queeriqueeri said.
"oh and u guys hav 1 hour 2 investigate 4 cloos as to who da mastermind is. all da doors hav been unlocked so u can investigate as u please." nicki minaj said. every 1 looked at each other distrustingly.
STUDENTS REMAINING: 7 out of 18
MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MUKURO IKUSABA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
PAULA DEEN
ENDING PICTURE:
Naegi is in the middle of a large classroom, flipping the camera off. Fukawa is in the corner as genocider hoe holding her special ho scissors that she kills ppl with. loen is seen poledancing in the right corner. yamada is reading a mlp yaoi fanfiction in the left corner. sakura is weight lifting next to the window. Lolita Rihanna is seen in the front of the classroom worshiping satan. hagakure is smoking weed next to lolita rihanna. mukuro is seen about 2 stab yamada. mondo is in the front and appears 2 be leaning in to kiss somebody, but the person hes kissing isn't there. assahina is seen encouraging sakura 2 life weights and shes also eating donuts. junko is now next 2 mukuro talking on the phone about despair. mondo and ishimaru are in the front, kissing each other, while ishimaru is carving the words "NO HOMO" in the desk with a pen.
(2 BE CONTINUE...)
(ooh shit were getting so close 2 discovering the mastermind! :O i wonder who it cud be. i want 2 kno who guys think it is! also, because I care about UR opinions, i decided 2 add a poll onto my profile about this fic. its a poll wanting 2 know UR favorite characters from this story! :D so pls be sure 2 answer that! it includes all 18 students plus Nicki Minaj. pls answer it bbys. pls.)