WTF! CRAZYASS STORM GOIN ON OUTSIDE! Seriously. I just ninjarolled across the floor in terror after seeing a hugeass lightning strike. Then I remembered I had to write this.
The Master spit out the blood pooling in his jaw as he walked down the streets of a planet who's name he couldn't bother to remember. He rapped his jacket tighter around himself for protection against the cold and rain, glaring at the warm yet locked up houses around him.
The Master didn't mind this regeneration that much. It was rather bland, with it's brown hair and eyes, but he'd had worse. His shoes covered in mud, his shirt ripped, and his entire being soaked, he looked like a begger roaming the streets.
The master clenched his senses shut as he trudged forwards, but he couldn't ignore a strong whailing coming from his right.
VWHORP! VWHORP! VWHORP!
"Oh, hello!" The Doctor called out cheerily
The Master smirked inwardly. Pleasepleasepleasedon'trecognizemethisishumiliating... He watched a the Doctor ran down the street, in search of who-knows-what.
The Master stood for a moment, looking from side to side. He smiled to himself, and stepped inside the TARDIS, feeling her startled presence in his mind.
Oh! Doctor, you're ba-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
The Master ignored the psychic, approaching where he knew he'd find the Doctor's bedroom at a half-jog.
He looked around the small room for something to help him- oh. Perfect. A small plush replica of the Master sat on the bed. The ACTUAL Master picked it up, scheming.
The Doctor burst into his TARDIS, soaking wet put laughing just the same. Wait- what? The Doctor ran forwards to see his Master plushie sitting on the console. It never left his room. Never. The Doctor picked it up cautiously, knowing that, after all, Chuckie was based on a true story.
We're no strangers to love…
The Doctor heard music drifting down the corridors.
You know the rules and so do I!
The Doctor ran into the cinema, to find Rick Astley's Never Gunna Give You Up playing on the large screen. He scowled. "MASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"