every1 was looking at each other distrustingly.

"i distrust all of u now" koizumi said. she distrusted everyone.

"i distrust all of u now y'all" paula said. she distrusted everyone.

"every 1s lost hope..." naegi said.

"shut up ur the mastermind naegi" queeriqueeri said.

"what the fuck queeriqueeri arent u the 1 who told me that paula deen was the mastermind." naegi asked

"yaaaa and? this picture oviously proves that UR THE MASTERMIND!" queeriqueeri accused. she then showed naegi her picture. it was every 1 in naegis picture having a snowball fight! except there wasnt any snow outside so they threw maizonos used tampons instead. they were all happy... except for junko. junko was making an ANNNNGGGGRRRRY FACE! except fanfiction net wont let me make an emoticon for it so pretend that this emoticon is an ANNNNNGRRRRYYYY FACE! V:(

naegi gasped. that was some good incriminating evidence queeriqueeri had there... but he knew he wasnt the mastermind... so what the fuck.

"guy$, like, we need to $top fiting and get alogn. it$ the only way well beet nicki minaj!" Ke$ha yelled. that inspirational speech... That beautiful, inspirational speech... didnt do shit and they all kept arguing. they argued so much that maizonos weave got snatched out by paula deen.

"mY WEAVE!" maizono yelled.

"haha no weave maizono yall" paula deen said.

and then the lights went out :O and when they came back on... everyone screamed! Because... Togami was dead!

wait shit togami isnt even in this story gdi.

anyways... EVERYONE SCREAMED :O because... when the lights came back on... Paula Deen, the Super High School Level Butter, was dead! D:

"guys i swear 2 god i didnt kill her" maizono said as she was holding the knife that killed paula deen.

"maizono... how cood u?" naegi asked.

then nicki minajs voice BOOMED over the intercom. "okay bitches we got a dead body here. imma let yall investigate the body and then well commence for the FINAL SCHOOL TRIAL!"

"but... but we didnt even get to investigate to find out whos mastermind!" koizumi said.

"i checked... i checked the reviews of the fic... one reviewer says its seyonji! SO IT HAS TO BE SEYONJI! :O" chihiro said.

"who the FUCK is seyonji?" koizumi asked.

"that me-_-" seyonji said.

"oh shit he meant my yuri seyonji... hey seyonji." koizumi said.

"shut up and fuck me" seyonji said.

"but... seyonji-sama... were investigating a dead body"

"face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck" seyonji said.

"i agree" maizono said. "well, not for fucking. for twerking!" and then maizono twerked.

"anyways im not the mastermind. im not supposed to be talking until the sequel!" seyonji said.

"well... im out of ideas now..." chihiro said.

and then nicki minajs voice boomed over the intercom. "its time for the final school trial! please gather in the tiny ass elevators for court!" nicki said. and then every one shuddered with fear...

STUDENTS REMAINING: 6 out of 18

MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MUKURO IKUSABA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
PAULA DEEN

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a large classroom, flipping the camera off. Fukawa is in the corner as genocider hoe holding her special ho scissors that she kills ppl with. loen is seen poledancing in the right corner. yamada is reading a mlp yaoi fanfiction in the left corner. sakura is weight lifting next to the window. Lolita Rihanna is seen in the front of the classroom worshiping satan. hagakure is smoking weed next to lolita rihanna. mukuro is seen about 2 stab yamada. mondo is in the front and appears 2 be leaning in to kiss somebody, but the person hes kissing isn't there. assahina is seen encouraging sakura 2 life weights and shes also eating donuts. junko is now next 2 mukuro talking on the phone about despair. mondo and ishimaru are in the front, kissing each other, while ishimaru is carving the words "NO HOMO" in the desk with a pen. paula is next to ishimaru and mondo eating a 5 pound tub of butter.

(2 BE CONTINUE...)