(Serious AN: Wow, I haven't done a serious AN in a while... It's basically going to be me being a little ranty. To the guest reviewer who literally took this parody seriously... Like, It clearly says this is a parody fic... Parodies TYPICALLY have offensive/shock/going-too-far humor. Not to mention the grammar in the summary it's self is atrocious... So why you felt the need to review this and say that is beyond me.
It really shouldn't be said at this point, but for those of you who don't know; This is a parody fic/crack fic/troll fic. It's not meant to be taken seriously.)
(not srs an: wow okay i cant believe this story got its first h8r! :O does this mean im tumblr famous now? :O XD im jk. i want 2 thank all of my fanz for being really supportive of this story it is soooooo much fun 2 write but it takes a long time. like over 5 hour per chapter! im so glad u guys enjoy my hard work and i hope the upcoming sequel 2 this story blows ur mind even more! ok but lets focus on this chapter 4 now.)
And then it was back to the tiny ass elevators for the final time. these elevators are smaller than mukuro ikusabas titties. anyways, the tension was high among the remaining dangit ronpauls... it was a do or die situation. they could either find the mastermind, or they all die... and im pretty sure that they want to live so they cant accuse wrong. what if they chose wrong though would that be fucked up or what lmfao.
"guys... narrator-chan is scaring me" chihiro said.
"wow frick off narrator" naegi said. sorry naegi.
"no somebody should have murdered narrator i cant stand the narrator for one more god damn second." queeriqueeri said. okay fine queeriqueeri ill dissapear and ull see why u need me.
"oh pls we dont need u narrator"
"wait... who said that"
"idk who said that"
"no... no..."
"guys i just realized that without narrator we cant figure out whos talking! :O"
"narrator-chan pls come back!"
ok ya so u see y u guys need me?
"ya i see why now." koizumi said.
"wow lets not ever make fun of narrator chan in the future" queeriqueeri said.
"this was a very dramatic moment in the tiny ass elevator" ishimaru said.
"ishimaru wtf i thought u were dead" koizumi said.
"i am lmfao #guestappearance #nohomo" ishimaru said. and then he went back 2 deadchat.
"heeeeyyyyy speaking of deadchat i wonder whats going on with the dead people!" chihiro said.
"god dammit chihiro now your gonna make us wait like over 1 chapters before we get to the trial!" naegi yelled. but ya chihiro had a good ass idea lets go see what the dead ppl are doing in the afterlife!
so it turns out the afterlife takes place... at the TIPTON HOTEL! :O ya its basically the suite life of zach and cody except everyones dead.
"NO RUNNING IN THE GOD DAMN LOBBY!" mr. mosebymaru yelled at fukawa and genocider hoe, who became 2 different people in the afterlife.
"im sorry mr. mosebymaru." fukawa said.
"im not sorry mr. mosebymaru" genocider hoe said. then mr mosebymaru noticed it was a journalist, Ryouko Otonashi.
"k hi im ryouko otonashi"
SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL NEVER GONNA BE IN THIS STORY AS A MAIN CHARACTER DUE TO BEING A MAIN CHARACTER IN A USELESS SPIN OFF NOVEL SO I'LL JUST MAKE HER A REPORTER IN THIS STORY SO SHE'LL HAVE SOME FORM OF MENTION- RYOUKO OTONASHI
"so mr mosebymaru... why r all the ded ppl working at the tipton hotel?"
mr mosebymaru smiled "lol okay so basically if u ever murdered in ur time in the live world ur forced to work at the tipton hotel until u can work off enough time. then once uve worked long neough ull be discharged and u can live peacefully in the deadchat as a resident of the tipton hotel."
"interesting... so who else works here?" ryouko asked.
"ok lol so im the manager. genocider hoe and fukawa are the twins. maddie junko fitzpatrick is the candy girl. queeriqueeri is still alive, dumb bitch. Lolita Esteban is the bellhop and thats pretty much it." mr mosebymaru said.
"ok and what about maddie junko?" ryouko asked.
"im right here!" maddie junko yelled from the candy counter.
"AHHHHHH YOU PIGTAILED BITCH DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" ryouko yelled.
"lol" maddie junko said. "ok can we stop with these gay ass names now its pissing me off" maddie junko asked.
"aww but I didn't even get to say my name is Lolita Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa RamÃrez." lolita rihanna said.
"u just did..." ryouko said.
"oh" lolita rihanna said.
"ya" ryouko said. "okay, so now its time to talk to the victims, and ask them how they feel about being dead! first, we will talk with the first victim, Byakuya Togami!"
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"I have just received word that togami is not in this story."ryouko said.
"so instead, we will ask the first murder victim, Yasuhiro 420 Hagakure." then ryouko snap her fingers and shes in hagakures room, with all the other dead dangans lined up.
"so, hagakure, how do u feel about being dead?" ryouko asked.
"why the fuck did i die first dude i was fuckin comedy genus!" hagakure said.
"ok. now its time 2 ask loen pounded by balls kuwata how he feels about being dead."
"its a... suite life... lmfao" loen said.
"ok how about yamada" ryouko asked.
"lol... ive been clopping so much since ive got here!" yamada annoucne
"what" ryouko asked
"i mean ive been wopping so much since ive got here!"
"oh...kaaaayyyy... how about mondo oowada?"
"its been ssooooo nice being able 2 see my yaoi again!" mondo said with a grin.
"#2kawaii" ryouko said
"ya lol" mondo said.
"ok so how about sakura oogami?" ryouko asks.
"its been sooooo nice being able 2 see my yuri again" sakura said.
"ok so how about assahina?" ryouko asked.
"its been sooooo nice being able 2 see my yuri again" assahina said. "plus ive been able 2 give deadchat more gay ass ideas!" assahina said.
"wow... okay... so youve heard it here first folks. the dead people of dangan ronpa a life of new hope are doing great. i am ryouko otonashi, and i have been your reporter for this evening"
STUDENTS REMAINING: 6 out of 18
MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MUKURO IKUSABA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
PAULA DEEN
ENDING PICTURE:
Naegi is in the middle of a large classroom, flipping the camera off. Fukawa is in the corner as genocider hoe holding her special ho scissors that she kills ppl with. loen is seen poledancing in the right corner. yamada is reading a mlp yaoi fanfiction in the left corner. sakura is weight lifting next to the window. Lolita Rihanna is seen in the front of the classroom worshiping satan. hagakure is smoking weed next to lolita rihanna. mukuro is seen about 2 stab yamada. mondo is in the front and appears 2 be leaning in to kiss somebody, but the person hes kissing isn't there. assahina is seen encouraging sakura 2 life weights and shes also eating donuts. junko is now next 2 mukuro talking on the phone about despair. mondo and ishimaru are in the front, kissing each other, while ishimaru is carving the words "NO HOMO" in the desk with a pen. paula is next to ishimaru and mondo eating a 5 pound tub of butter.
(2 BE CONTINUE...)
(not srs an: ya ok lol so i decided 2 write a chapter explaining what the dead ppl were doing because that needed 2 be explained! but itll definitely be the trial next chapter i promise. but 4 now pls review! it meens da word 2 me when u review thank u all 4 reding abd being supportiv ily all 3 3)