Dangan Ronpa: a life of new hope Chapter 26: class trial 6: the battle of nicki minaj, a dangan ronpa kibou no gakuen to zetsubou no koukousei fanfic

(OMG SAUSE D: im soooooo srry i havent updated nd left u all in suspense! i just hav had a lot goign on D: schol started back aftur fal brek, plus ive had riters block thats been preventing me from upd8ing this nd my other fics! so i havent been able 2 update! n e ways this chaper is going 2 be SOOOOOUPER speshul bc its going to be in character! :O ya lolz so lets begin. )

COURT IS NOW IN SESSION

Nicki: Aye bitches... And welcome to da final school trial. We finna find out not only who had murdered Paula Deen, but also who da mastermind is.

Naegi: What's with the new writing style?

Nicki: I'm glad u asked Naegi. WE FINNA BE IN CHARACTER DIS TRIAL!

Maizono: You mean... IN CHARACTER IN CHARACTER?!

Nicki: Das right!

Koizumi: Ugh! I hate Roleplaying Koizumi! Can I chara swap?

Nicki: NO! CHARACTER SWAPPIN IS FORBIDDEN.

Fujisaki: Uuuu... B-But... Can we... R-Really figure out who killed Paula Deen?

Ke$ha: We have to like... Debate and stuff...

Kirigiri: Hmph. I do believe I can do this.

Nicki: ...NAW FUCK DIS SHIT LETS GO BACK TO DA OLD FORMAT.

naegi brethed a sigh of relief, "wow that was such torture"

"ya that was rly stupid" koizumi said.

"but... I like being in character chihiro fujisaki :(" fujisaki said.

"frick u fujisak lolz" nicki said.

NONSTOP DEBATE

maizono: ok lolz so who killed paula deen

chihiro: not me

naegi: not me

koizumi: YOUVE GOT HTE WROGN!

END NONSTOP DEBATE

"naegi kun u idiot ur not supposed 2 speak during nonstop debates" koizumi said.

"dont tell me how to live my life" naegi said.

"wait... naegi speaking during the nonstop debate... this must mean hes the... uuu... the-tell them naegi" chihiro said.

"oh wow this is hard." naegi said. "harder than komaeda when hes around hinata"

EPIPHANY ANAGRAM!

ME_

MER_

MERD_

MERDE_

MERDER_

MERDERE_

MERDERER

Naegi: I GTO TI!

END EPIPHANY ANAGRAM!

"thats right, naegi. it means ur the MERDERER!" chihiro said

"no im not tho" naegi said.

"oh fuck now im out of ideas" chihiro said.

"how about we mass debate on-" but then maizono got cut off by nicki minaj.

"ok ya lol im in the trial now" nicki said.

"when did we decide on this?" maizono asked.

"we didn't. now lets mass debate" nicki said.

NONSTOP DEBATE

nicki: wouldnt maizono be the merderer?

chihiro: the merderer...

chihiro: is the one who killed paula deen with the knife

koizumi: so it IS maizono!

maizono: no its not

naegi: GOD DAMN IT!

END NONSTOP DEBATE

"w-wait... i have an idea as to who killed paula deen!" koizumi yelled out.

"who? who?" nicki said.

"it was chihiro! because of what happened in the elevator!" koizumi said

chihiro had a look of shock on his face. "w-what did i do?"

"thats right!" maizono began. "we went 2 see what the deadchat was up too... because of u! it was u tryin 2 distract us from hte trial!"

"you... you've got that wrong... BITCH!" chihiro yelled.

"wow rude" maizono said.

"o sorry that was the shsl pimp in me coming out." chihiro said. "n e ways i didnt do it."

"hm... I GOT IT!" queeriqueeri yelled. "if it wasnt any of us who did it... theres only 1 person who could have done it!"

"w-wait... u dont meen..." naegi said.

queeriqueeri nodded. "i do mean... tell them, naegi"

"ok togami" naegi said.

MAKE AN ACCUSATION!

MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MUKURO IKUSABA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
PAULA DEEN
[NICKI MINAJ]

Naegi: IT CLOUD NOLY BE U!

"nicki minaj... we hav evidense that it was u" naegi said.

"lol ok ya it was me good job." nicki said.

"I... CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" chihiro began. "nicki minaj... is the... the... tHE... THE MEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEERRRREEEER RRR!"

"ya, and?" nicki said.

"but like, why did you do it?" ke$ha asked. "why did u kill paula deen?" ke$ha asked.

"o i hav my reasons, ke$ha... but i cant tell u until the second part of this trial."

"wat :O" naegi said. "what second part? :O"

"naegi u already knew 1 part was gonna be dedicated 2 catching paulas killer and the second part to discovering the mastermind." queeriqueeri said.

"o right" naegi said.

nicki laughed evily. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! UPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPU! DAAHAHAHAHAHAA! TEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEE"

as nicki was laughing, everyone was looking scared.

"n... no!" chihiro said, clasping his handz 2gether.

"ngh!" ke$ha said.

"wh-why?" maizono said.

"this is..." naegi said, crying.

"i blame men" koizumi said with a straight face.

"we... we have 2 end this trial, and escape the school... ONCE AND 4 ALL!" queeriqueeri said.

(2 B CONTINUED)

(ok lol so since this is hte end game, the pic will now be completed, with both the surviving students nd the ded students, just like the anime! so all of hte studentz r gonna be in da ending pic!)

STUDENTS REMAINING: 6 out of 18

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a large classroom, flipping the camera off. Fukawa is in the corner as genocider hoe holding her special ho scissors that she kills ppl with. loen is seen poledancing in the right corner. yamada is reading a mlp yaoi fanfiction in the left corner. sakura is weight lifting next to the window. Lolita Rihanna is seen in the front of the classroom worshiping satan. hagakure is smoking weed next to lolita rihanna. mukuro is seen about 2 stab yamada. mondo is in the front and appears 2 be leaning in to kiss somebody, but the person hes kissing isn't there. assahina is seen encouraging sakura 2 life weights and shes also eating donuts. junko is now next 2 mukuro talking on the phone about despair. mondo and ishimaru are in the front, kissing each other, while ishimaru is carving the words "NO HOMO" in the desk with a pen. paula is next to ishimaru and mondo eating a 5 pound tub of butter. Maizono has her arm wrapped around Naegi nd shes blushing (while twerking at the same time). Chihiro is seen watching porn on his laptop. Koizumi is seen taking pictures of chihiro watching porn on his laptop (Shes taking pics 4 the school paper). Ke$ha is seen right next 2 naegi nd maizono drinking a bottle of jack. Queeriqueeri is on the other side of Maizono nd Naegi, smiling. Nicki Minaj is next to Lolita Rihanna with a half pink nd half yellow afro wig, nd blue lipstick, she is smiling evily.

(2 BE CONTINUE...)

(AN: ok so tell me what u think of hte now completed picture nd the chapter! i works rly hard on dis chapter!)