Dangan Ronpa: a life of new hope Chapter 27: class trial 7: caught the mastermind! :O, a dangan ronpa kibou no gakuen to zetsubou no koukousei fanfic

"s-so... no climax inference this trial?" chihiro asked.

naegi lol'd. "no bc were saving taht until hte epic mastermind reveal."

"speking of which whos da mastermind bc i hav no clue" koizumi said.

"if i had 2 guess..." queeriqueeri began. "the mastermind is all of u plotting against me"

"wat" naegi said

"wat" ke$ha said

"generic question" maizono said.

"ya" queeriqueeri said.

NONSTOP DEBATE

chihiro: wh-whyyyyyy do u think were all hte mastermind queeriqueeri?

queeriqueeri: dis photo. it proves it.

koizumi: i got a photo like dat as well.

ke$ha: like... me 2.

queeriqueeri: sooooooo ya ur all hte mastermind.

naegi: YOU'VE GOT HTE WROGN!

END NONSTOP DEBATE

"queeriqueeri... didnt u tell me who hte mastermind was like a few chapters ago?" naegi asked.

"wtf i forgot about that..." queeriqueeri said. everyone gasped.

"QUEERIQUEERI TELL U$ WHO THE FUCKING MA$TERMIND IS!" ke$ha yelled.

"ke$ha! pls dont be rude 2 queeriqueeri! BE FUCKING TERRIBLE TO QUEERIQUEERI! QUEEERRRRRRIIIIIQUEEEEEEEERRRRRRIIII Y HAV U BEEEEEEEEEN HOLDING OUT ON USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!?"chihiro yelled.

"chihiro calm ur mosquito bite nipple pre-pubescent shota ass down nd listen 2 me..." queeriqueeri said in a mysterious tone. everyone was intrigued by the mysterious tone of queeriqueeri's voice.

"such mystery..." maizono said.

"the mastermind... the 1 who locked u in here... it's... tell them naegi" queeriqueeri said.

"frick u queeriqueeri"

MAKE AN ACCUSATION!

MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MUKURO IKUSABA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
[PAULA DEEN]
NICKI MINAJ

naegi: IT CLOUD NOLY BE U!

"yea das right its paula deen... i know bc of what queeriqueeri told me." naegi said.

FLASHBACK!

queeriqueeri: after we escape from hopes peek lets murder maizono so we cn run off nd be together.

naegi: lel k

END FLASHBACK

"WRONG FUCKING FLASHBACK NAEGI!" queeriqueeri yelled.

"o shit sorry"

FLASHBACK!

queeriqueeri: its... its... Paula Deen...

queeriqueeri: after i came 2 life... paula moved 2 fosters whore house 4 imaginary friends, you kno, the place where u go if u dont have no friends. and she learned how 2 create imaginary friends... and thats how nicki minaj came 2 be

naegi: queeriqueeri nobody gives a shit about ur sad backstory

queeriqueeri: naegi pls ur ruining this flashback.

END FLASHBACK

"and that's exactly how it happened :3" naegi said. everyone looked at him with an really angry face.

"NAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIII!" chihiro yelled.

"wat :(" naegi frowned. chihiro was rly pissed.

"TAG UR FUCKING SPOILERS!" koizumi yelled.

"oh im sorry... but ya paulas the mastermind so we should b alowed 2 leve" naegi said.

"no bc u havent despaired yet." nicki yelled in all lower cas lettrs.

"the FUCK do you mean I havent despaired?!" chihiro yelled.

"god damn chihiro ur rly loud dis trial." nicki said.

"i lost my yaoi and my other yaoi." chihiro sad. "i despair"

"i watched junko and, like, mukuro die. im in despair." ke$ha said.

"i wasnt allowed 2 twerk 4 over like 1 hours. im in despair" maizono said.

"i had 2 go an entire day without seyonji :( except 4 prom. im in despair" koizumi said.

"idek im in despair bc naegi nd maizono r dating when it shud be me :(" queeriqueeri said.

"lel im not despairing but ill say it anyways. im in despair." naegi said.

"wow so much despair" nicki said.

"hey naegi-kun... how about instead of super high school level lucky person thing... you get a new hip, funky title like the rest of us?" maizono sed. "like... super high school level hope."

"no..." nicki said.

"i argee!" queeriqueeri yelled. "naegi... u showed me that theres a ray of hope beyond despair... or some bullshit like that. you, makoto naegi, should be super high school level hope!"

"s-stop this at once, bitchezzzz!" nicki fretted.

"naegi! u showed me that life is mor then just taking nude pics and turning the series murders into dirty titles..." koizumi said. "u also taught me that having an ahoge is vry important... you, makoto naegi, are the super high school level hope."

"BITCHES! STOP!" nicki yelled louder.

"like, naegi..." ke$ha began. "ur rly cool. u taught me that there$, like, hope nd $tuff... ur the $uper high $chool level hope."

"GAH! THIS IS NOT DESPAIR!" nicki yelled even louder.

"naegi... u didnt do shit for me... but i want to get the fuck out of here. so blah blah blah super high school level hope." chihiro said.

"not u 2 chihiro :(" nicki said.

"idek ya naegi. ily sooooooooo much! im sorry i tried 2 kill loen nd blame it on u. ur really the... super high school level hope." maizono said.

"ya... i feel it... THIS REALLY IS THE HIP, FUNKY TITLE I'VE BEEN WANTING ALL ALONG!

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL HOPE- MAKOTO NAEGI

"n... no... i lost... i lost... :(" nicki said.

"ya nicki. u lose." koizumi said.

"ya u lose so hard theres no climax inference" chihiro said.

" i just... watned to bring despair 2 selener... BUT THIS WAS SO MUCH BETTER! :D" EVERY 1 GASPED! :O

but then... nicki did something expected... she voted for herself!

FINAL VOTE...

THE RESULTS ARE IN...

PAULA DEEN HAS BEEN VOTED MASTERMIND...

STUDENTS WERE CORRECT!

NICKI MINAJ HAS BEEN VOTED CULPRIT...

STUDENTS WERE CORRECT!

"well... ya ok heres the escape switch. press it nd ull leve the school." nicki said. and then she realized she lost the switch. dumb bitch... AYEEEEEEEE DAT RHYMED! "um ok ya so no escapin lost the switch."

"wait... WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS?!" MAIZONO SCREAMED. AND THEN SHE TELEPORTED... AND THEN SHE CRASHED BACK INTO THE ROOM, NAKED, ON A WRECKING BALL. "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!" she yelled. and then there was the outside world! :o

"ok but can we watch nickis execution first?" koizumi asked.

"ok" maezono sed. the nicki hovered her hand over the execution button

Nicki: Upupu... Upupupu...!

Ah, it's so wonderful... This is the death's Despair, isn't it...!

Even one tenth... no, even one hundredth of this Despair...!

I wanted Selener to experience something like that...!

I wanted to paint Selener with such stunning Despair!

Nicki: Here we go!

Nicki: A special punishment, worthy of being the final one!

Nicki: Let's give it all we got! It's punishment time!

Nicki:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CONGRATULATIONS!

NICKI MINAJ HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY

COMMENCING EXECUTION

...

NICKI MINAJ EXECUTION: SUPER DUPER NICKI TORTURE

ok dude im like too lazy to type out this execution. so just imagine junkos canon execution but with a bunch of creepy nicki minaj faces crudely photoshopped over junko's face.

(psst if some 1 makes this 4 me i will love them 5 ever)

STUDENTS REMAINING: 6 out of 18

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a large classroom, flipping the camera off. Fukawa is in the corner as genocider hoe holding her special ho scissors that she kills ppl with. loen is seen poledancing in the right corner. yamada is reading a mlp yaoi fanfiction in the left corner. sakura is weight lifting next to the window. Lolita Rihanna is seen in the front of the classroom worshiping satan. hagakure is smoking weed next to lolita rihanna. mukuro is seen about 2 stab yamada. mondo is in the front and appears 2 be leaning in to kiss somebody, but the person hes kissing isn't there. assahina is seen encouraging sakura 2 life weights and shes also eating donuts. junko is now next 2 mukuro talking on the phone about despair. mondo and ishimaru are in the front, kissing each other, while ishimaru is carving the words "NO HOMO" in the desk with a pen. paula is next to ishimaru and mondo eating a 5 pound tub of butter. Maizono has her arm wrapped around Naegi nd shes blushing (while twerking at the same time). Chihiro is seen watching porn on his laptop. Koizumi is seen taking pictures of chihiro watching porn on his laptop (Shes taking pics 4 the school paper). Ke$ha is seen right next 2 naegi nd maizono drinking a bottle of jack. Queeriqueeri is on the other side of Maizono nd Naegi, smiling. Nicki Minaj is next to Lolita Rihanna with a half pink nd half yellow afro wig, nd blue lipstick, she is smiling evily.

(2 BE CONTINUE...)

(AN: wow! i never expected nicki 2 get executed! nd im the author! :o so i kno u didnt expect it. n e ways... THERE'S ONLY 1 MORE CHAPTER LEFT;

HTE EPILOGUE! :O so ya stay tooned 4 it. im so excite 4 it nd the sequel.

in the meantime, pls review nd let me know what you think of this shocking chapter. i put SOOOOOOOOOOOO much effort into this chapter. like, 5 hour into the actual chapter, nd OVER 8 HOURS INTO NICKI MINAJ'S WELL THOUGHT OUT EXECUTION! :O but ya pls review it meenz da world 2 me.)