"the FUCK?!" makoto yelled. "wtf just happened."
"that was some rihanna bdsm shit right there." kyouko yelled.
"chainz nd whipz excite her..." chihiro said.
"Hmph. It seems tht nagi-kun rly is da baddest bich." ke$ha said.
"but dont u think itd be kinda cheezy 2 end this story wiff just us walking out?" queeriqueeri asked.
"ya" chihiro said
"yea" naegi said.
"yah" maizono said
"ye" koizumi said
"yuss" queeriqueeri said.
"so i think we should show the readers what our executions wod lok lyk if dhey hapened."
"but didnt u and kesha get executions n e weys..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHIHIRO!" queeriqueeri yelled. then chihiro crie :( :( :( :( :( :(
"yaaaa thats like, totes a good idea!" ke$ha said. "lets start with chihiro since hes being a bby #dumb bich"
GAME OVER
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
COMMENCING EXECUTION
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI EXECUTION; BITCHES N HOES
chihiro stands n da middle of a room. hes rly scared :( mor scared then hinata is scared of komaeda. nd den thats when the thing happens. dogs start chacing after chihiro! :O nd upon closer insepction ther females! nd den suddenly gardening hoes start getting thrown at chihiro. eventually, chihiro falls, and chihiro gets beaten 2 deth by the hoes, while the bitches bite at chihiro... chihiro was killed by bitches and hoes.
"2 spooky" chihiro said. "glad i didnt murder tho. OOH LET'S LOOK AT MAIZONO'S DEATH!"
GAME OVER
SAYAKA MILEY CYRUS MAIZONO HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
COMMENCING EXECUTION
SAYAKA MILEY CYRUS MAIZONO EXECUTION: TWERKAHOLICS ANONYMOUS
some chainz come nd take maizono thru a curtain and drag her along lol lil bitch. shes thrown into a room where they're playing some funky fresh nicki minaj music. suddenly everybody else is outside of the glass room, watching maizono. suddenly maizono can't stop twerking. she begins twerking harder and harder. she eventaully twerk so hard she exploded lol.
"what the frick isnt that EXACTLY what queeriqueeris execution was?" maizono asked.
"well ya u sed u wanted 2 go dat wey" queeriqueeri said.
"o rite" maizono sed.
"ok who next?" koizumi asked. "nd dont say me bc i cant die."
GAME OVER
MAHIRU KOIZUMI HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
COMMENCING EXECUTION
MAHIRU KOIZUMI EXECUTION: SELFIE GAME 2 STRONG
koizumi forcibly takes out a cel fone nd starts taking selfies! :O lolz and den suddeny sonething strang happen! her selfie game was so strogn her slefie came 2 lyf! nd den her selfie stabbed her! :(
"gdi" koizumi said. "ok lastly we gotta kill da protagonist."
GAME OVER
MAKOTO NAEGI HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
COMMENCING EXECUTION
MAKOTO NAEGI EXECUTION: SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL OH SHIT THAT AIN'T GOOD LUCK.
naegi looks at som cardz that ahve ben set out in front of him. hes asked 2 pic a nurmbr betwen 1 and 10. he picks 5. nd the card says. "get out of jail free card!" so that meenz naegi gets 2 excape! but... it odesnt men get out of jail free! it means get out of jail Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club! :O so then all the boyz from free! come nd make naegi swim wiff dem.
"bich u stol my name" makoto said 2 naegi. "die bich" nd den he crushed naegis hed wiff his RLY MANLY PECS. nd den dey all had yaois time 2gethr
"holy shit my execution was brutal" naegi said.
koizumi dreemily side. "huuuuuuh... I wish Seyonji would crush ME with her man nipples :("
"bruh" queeriqueeri said.
"bruh" ke$ha said
"bruh" chihiro said
"bruh" naegi said.
and then every 1 sighed. nobody new what 2 do neow! D: dey didtn want 2 excape hoes peek just yet bc they had memories here. lolz ok no thats bullshit bc this event literally happened throughout the course of 1 day... and on maizonos birthday of all places. did i mention she was still nekkid? bc she is. nd every 1 regardless of gendr found it 2 be HAWT!
"maizono... i just want u 2 kno that naegi is supposed 2 be wiff me and once were out of here 4 good im gonna kill u." queeriqueeri said.
"k" maizono said while twerking.
"oh btw do u guys think what nicki said about da outside world is troo?" ke$ha asked.
"what she nevr sed anytign about dat" queeriqueeri said. ever 1 agred.
"o wait i didnt give u dis note she left b4 the "DETENTION" part of her execution" ke$ha said. da note red:
Der biches,
da outside wrld is rly contamiatnetd wiff despr nd a disese cald twerk. so ya be crfl fixing dat bc i did it #trolled
"frick so we arent done aftr dis :(" naegi said.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :(" chihiro said.
"this is fuckn bullshit #fucknbullshit" koizumi said.
"lmfao that was a funny ass troll from nicki tho" queeriqueeri said.
"ya" chihiro said
"yea" naegi said.
"yah" maizono said
"ye" koizumi said
"yuss" queeriqueeri said.
"ok sooooo like is this it? do we just walk out?" koizumi asked.
"i guess idk" chihiro said. "just... whatever happens... just kno dat ily all" chihiro said smiling. "no homo tho"
"ya ily all no homo" naegi said.
"naegi das rly ghey" maizono said.
"frick u wanna b miley cyrus" naegi said.
"do u wanna fuckin go?" maizono asked.
"yea" naegi said. "ok lets walk out of hte school nd fite."
nd then every 1 walked out of hte school, nevr 2 return...
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o and maizono beat naegi's ass in the parking lot.
THE END!
(not srs an: IT'S OVER! IT'S FINALLY OVER! dis stroy requird a lot of time nd efort nd weed 2 rite. i rly rly rly rly rly hoped u likd it. did u like it? bc i liked it. it was fun, it was heartbreaking. it mayed me laff, it mayde me cri :( and it made me wanna beet nicki minajs ass for doin dis 2 ever 1. buuuuut ya be sure 2 review nd let me kno what u think! nd expect hte sequel 2 com soon! :O)