YOOOO. Mmkay. I feel horrible. I haven't updated in FOREVER, and i know how much you all my hate me, but I'm going to tell you the EXACT REASON why i haven't updated.

In my drama class, we were doing a tableau performance for fairy tales, but we had to write our own script. Well, me being obsessed with THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, made my group do that; meaning i had to write the entire script.

So yes, I had to do that PLUS i ended up having a full sized door drop on my head. Which hurt a lot. i still have a headache from it.

AANNDD. THE RESULTS OF MY LITTLE POLE HAVE COME IN! AND IT WAS DECIDED, BY YOU, MY READERS, HAVE DECIDED THAT THE CULLENS WILL BE ... HHUUMMAANNSS!

so there you have it, humans, happy or not?

AND ON WITH THE STORY!

'Ugh I can't believe I had to stoop so low as to ask YOU for help' she said with a snarl in my direction. I rolled my eyes. 'Oh yeah? Well how about I leave your bratty little as here and go back to class? Right now you need me, and bitch, I could be gone faster then you could say "bite me, Bella" ' I said with a snarl of my own.

'What ever, don't get your fucking panties in a twist.' She took a deep breath and continued what she was saying.

'Whatever. There's this guy, and he's fucking sexy. I need you to make me look good.'

I rolled my eyes; I couldn't believe this blonde bimbo was asking for my help for something so incredibly stupid Psht. She should really get a life.

I spun around to face the door and opened it 'Later bitch' I called over my shoulder; she left out a defining screech and stormed out after me, in the opposite direction of course. I rolled my eyes at my 'sister' seriously, she's so stupid and I'm fucking tired of it. I walked all the way back to my business class, looking around in disgust. But then, I remembered I had a friend Emmett Cullen was super cool, and I was glad I actually got to know him.

I walked into class and everyone was staring at me, I growled at everyone and went to sit next to a very excited looking Emmett. He giggled and I looked at him with curiosity in my eyes. He giggled again as the bell sounded, stating that the period was over, and it was time for lunch.

'BBEELLAAA! YOU HAVE TO COME SIT AND EAT LUNCH WITH ME AND MY FAMILYYYY!' he said, quite loudly, causing the students, once again, to stare in our direction. Mr. Banner shook his head, gathered his things and left the classroom. 'EMMETT!' I whisper-yelled. He grinned at me, 'SAY YOU'LL EAT LUNCH WITH ME AND MY FAMILY AND I'LL SHUT UPP!' I rolled my eyes 'Sure. If that'll shut you up' I said with a smile playing with the edge of my lips. 'YYAAYY!' I said as he picked my up in another giant bear hug.

' EMMMETT ... CAN'T ... BREATHE! 'I wheezed. He looked at me, let out another booming laugh, then set me on my feet. I lifted up my hood, grabbed my backpack and slung it over my shoulders. 'Alright, I guess we can go now.' He grinned and grabbed his backpack, as we walked out of the classroom walking next to each other.

My pocket started vibrating, signaling that I had a text message; I rolled my eyes, hoping that it was my bitch of a sister. I sighed and pulled out my phone, Emmett grabbed it from my hands and flipped it open.

'EMMETT! GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!' I said, very very loudly actually. He smiled, 'OOOH. WHO'S JJAAMMIIEE?' I rolled my eyes. 'That was my friends boyfriend from New York' I said with a smirk as he frowned, he held out my phone and I snatached it from his hands.

Yooo Bell ! Selena says haii, she ran over her cell.

So smart, right? rofl. baiihunn. hope you have a good

first day.

- jamie

I rolled my eyes, typical of Selena running over her phone again this definitely wasn't unlike her. I shoved my phone back in my pocket and grinned at Emmett. 'My friend ran over her phone' he let out a booming laugh and we walked towards the cafeteria. He opened the pale green door 'Ladies first' he said with a smirk as I walked in, smirking. Everyone turned to stare at the new girl, the different girl. Emmett ran to catch up to me, 'Bella, have you realized you don't know what my family looks like?' he said with a grin. I turned red and let him pull me along to a large table at the other side of the cafeteria.

My jaw dropped as I realized who his family were. The beautiful people I seen this morning, they were them! Emmett was friends with the most gorgeous people I have ever seen. He sniggered and led me to two open seats. 'Yo guys! This is BELLA SWAN, she's new, we're homies now!' He said while doing a peace sign, me along with what seemed to be the youngest of the four teenagers that were sitting at the table. The other teenagers burst out laughing. 'Emmett .. please .. never .. do .. that .. again ..!' said the gorgeous girl with short hair that seemed to spike in every direction. She was small, and she looked like a pixie, she was looking at me with curious eyes, I looked down and pulled out my cell phone maybe if I pretend to be busy they'll ignore me i thought to myself.

'Now now Bell, I know you aren't texting anyone, put your cell phone away and look up' I did as I was told, slowly raising my head, meeting five sets of curious eyes. I couldn't help but glancing at the youngest boy, over and over. Although he was sitting, I could tell he was tall; he had straight, black hair with blue side bangs, his lip pierced, while wearing an Escape The Fate shirt. I looked under the table quickly; he was wearing black skinny jeans and green converse high tops. Emmett coughed, which made everyone turn and face him.

'Well Bella, sitting beside me is Rosalie, sitting next to her is her twin brother Jasper, sitting next to Jasper is Alice, and sitting next to Alice is Edward.' Edward, that's the beautiful boys name I thought to myself. I noticed that their names seemed to be old fashioned, but incredibly unique. Edward looked down, then looked up at me from under his long, black eyelashes.

Emmett was explaining how everyone was related, when Alex herself walked up to the table with two blonde girls following her. We haven't even been here a full day and she already had fucking clones. She glared at me 'Oh look, Bella's made herself some little friends, how cute' She said, looking at Edward like she was ready to kiss him or something, and surprisingly this made me very, very upset.

'Ah Bella, So this must be your bitchy sister, you've described her SOOO well' Emmett said with a snarl, Alex glared at him and looked back to me.

'Bella dearest, I think you should introduce me to your little friends' I looked up at her with a bemused face, she was unbelievable.

'Nah, I don't think you deserve to know them' I said with a smirk, she gritted her teeth and walked away with her clones following her.