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2. Jumpers
Sherlock what the hell have you done to my jumper?! -JW
That depends, which one? -SH
The black and white striped one. It's completely unraveled at the hem and large sections of the left sleeve are missing! -JW
Why do you ask? Have you destroyed my other jumpers as well? -JW
That depends on your definition of 'destroyed'. Personally I think they have been much improved. -SH
In response to your original question I needed the fabric to compare the composition of it to the composition of the dead banker's undershirt. If they are similar then it was the brother. -SH
Was it him? -JW
No. -SH
Right. Hey what about my beige one then? Why is there a big smiley face drawn on it with permanent marker? -JW
I got bored. -SH
So you decided to draw on my clothing. Charming. -JW
Strange I didn't think of it as 'charming' whatsoever. In fact I was certain that it would make you rather upset. But then again you are always somewhat unpredictable John, what all your silly emotions and such. However I am glad that you found it so amusing. -SH
... -JW
Ah I see. Sarcasm. -SH
You are impossible. -JW
And if I ever find you messing with my clothing again I will personally dump every single one of your experiments out the window. -JW
I would like to see you try. -SH
Don't test me, Sherlock. -JW
... Alright. I will refrain from using your clothing in future experiments. -SH
And? -JW
I'm assuming you are asking for an apology. Fine, I'm sorry. There I said it. -SH
Good. I'll see you later than. -JW
See you later, John. -SH