A/N: Here's a cute little fluff chapter for all you lovely people. HUGE thanks to everyone who has followed, favorited, or reviewed!
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4. Hedgehog (as requested by a friend)
Sherlock, what's going on. You're up to something. -JW
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about John. -SH
Don't give me that. Yesterday when I came home there were little pellets of crap on the table and now when I opened my laptop at work I find little scratch marks all over the screen. Is this some kind of experiment of yours? -JW
... -SH
Oh no, what did you do?! -JW
Nothing bad -SH
Sherlock. What. Did. You. Do? -JW
I have a pet. -SH
You have a WHAT? -JW
A pet, John. It's a little creature that I let live in our flat and I feed it and take care of it. -SH
When did you get a pet? No, that's not the most important question right now, WHAT is it? -JW
It's a hedgehog -SH
a HEDGEHOG? -JW
Yes John, a hedgehog. I have named him Jawn. -SH
Why did you have to name it after me? And why did you spell it's name like that? -JW
I think it resembles you. You both have little round noses and from a distance you both look harmless but if you make it angry then it gets all prickly and defensive. -SH
Gee, thanks. -JW
Don't mention it. -SH
You do know you can't keep it right? -JW
What? Why not? -SH
Well you aren't exactly great at keeping things alive Sherlock. You can barely take care of yourself let alone another living thing. I don't want the poor thing to die from some horrendous gas that you were experimenting on or something. -JW
I will keep it far away from all of my experiments, rest assured. It could mess up something. -SH
No. -JW
Please Jawn? -SH
... Ok fine, but under one condition. -JW
What is that? -SH
Never spell my name like that again. -JW
Deal! -SH
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