A/N: Wow! Thanks for all the reviews and suggestions everyone! I will try to do as many of them as I can, its a fun challenge :)

We've got Molly in this one! She signs her name as -Molly H. because if I ever write about Mycroft they have the same initials and I think -MH suits Mycroft better than Molly don't you?

This one was requested by SilverOcean01 and I tried to incorporate LMP collective's request as well. Hope I interpreted your request right ;)

Enjoy!


5. Complaints (Requested by SilverOcean01)

Molly, I need some fresh tongues for my experiment. Now. -SH

Sure thing Sherlock! Is everything all right? You seem a bit, you know, stressed. -Molly H.

Everything is fine. Me and John just had a little fight and it aggravated me a bit is all. -SH

Oh no! What happened? -Molly H.

I would really rather not talk about it, Molly. -SH

Either you tell me what happened or no body parts for a month! -Molly H.

... -SH

TWO months! -Molly H.

... Alright fine! John came in late last night, obviously from a long trip to the bar, and he stumbled into the kitchen and opened the fridge where he found the severed foot I had been experimenting on and promptly vomited all the alcohol he had been consuming all over it. Understandably, I was rather upset with him for ruining my experiment and spoiling a perfectly good severed foot. Apparently he didn't agree. We had a short shouting match before he stomped into his room and slammed the door. I haven't talked with him since. -SH

There I told you. Now, can I come get those tongues? -SH

Yeah of course, but it might take me a bit to get them ready. I'm so sorry Sherlock, I didn't know it was that bad :( -Molly H.

Yeah well, you know how John can get. -SH

? -Molly H.

Honestly Molly? You must learn to be more observant. Whenever John has a "bad day" he tends to come home and release all his anger on me. This usually consists of many insults and/or shouting. It's become rather normal now. -SH

Oh Sherlock, I'm sorry :,( -Molly H.

You shouldn't be, you have done nothing wrong. It's John that should be sorry. -SH

Agh! Why does he always find it necessary to criticize my experiments and continuously persist in finding every way imaginable to ruin Every. Single. One. He touches?! Just for once could he not yell when he finds a body part in the fridge?! I thought he would have been used to it by now. I'M definitely not going to stop that anytime soon so why can't he just learn to accept it?! Is that really so much to ask?!-SH

... I-... I honestly don't what to say to that. I think that's the most you've ever opened up. -Molly H.

Don't worry, it won't happen again. -SH

No, no it was good! No- I didn't mean that the fight was good, I just meant that it's fine. You don't have to always hide your feelings Sherlock, not from me. -Molly H.

Are those tongues ready yet? -SH

Yes, I just finished. Just try to be more open, Sherlock. -Molly H.

I'll be there in 5 -SH

*sigh* Alright fine, I guess I can't force you. See you then! :) -Molly H.


A/N: Thanks again to everyone who is writing suggestions and is leaving a favorite or is following! More should be coming soon :)