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8. Cooking (as requested by Rose O' Sharon)
John, is that you that just opened the door to the flat downstairs? -SH
Yes, I'm on my way up now. -JW
NO! Go back down! Why don't you go back to the bar or something for a bit longer? -SH
Why? Did something happen? -JW
Oh I know! Could you go out and get some milk, flour, eggs, and butter? -SH
I just bought tons of those yesterday. I'm going to ask again, Sherlock, what happened? Why aren't you letting me come upstairs? -JW
Remember how you yelled at me yesterday after you got home from shopping for being an "arrogant, lazy, useless flat mate" and how I had never even made a single meal for myself since you moved in? -SH
Yes... -JW
You said you were having a bad day today so... -SH
Oh no, please tell me you didn't -JW
I did. -SH
Sherlock, you tried to COOK?! -JW
Yes... I must say, it is much more complicated than it looks. I appreciate what you do much more now. -SH
Oh no. From thumb in the microwave to failed bomb deactivation experiment, how bad is it? -JW
It's not quite as bad as the bomb, the kitchen is still (mostly) intact. -SH
Good god Sherlock, I can't leave you alone for ten minutes without you blowing something up! -JW
I was just trying to be kind! -SH
Yes, well while I appreciate the gesture it would be "kinder" if you just went back to being the "arrogant, lazy, useless flat mate" that we all know and love alright? -JW
With pleasure. -SH
Thank you. I'll go and get new groceries then. Anything else you need while I'm out? -JW
Yes, I'm going to need a fire extinguisher. What's left of the table just caught on fire. -SH
Do me, and everyone else, a favor Sherlock. NEVER try to cook again. -JW
Don't worry, I won't. I'll leave all the cooking to you and Mrs. Hudson in the future. I've got to go, I think the counter is starting to melt. Hurry up with that fire extinguisher! -SH
Great, just great. I'm on my way now, try not to blow anything else up before I get there. -JW
No promises. See you soon, John. -SH
See you soon. -JW
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