I've got another Johnlock one for you! YAY! :D This one actually wasn't supposed to be a Johnlock one but it just kind of has a mind of its own and its just how it turned out so, yeah xD Hope you like it!

Enjoy! :D

Drunk (as requested by a friend)

Hey Jawn ) -SH

Ummm... Hi Sherlock, can I help you with something? I'm on my way to work. -JW

No you're not. So come on home and play ;) -SH

Yes I am. Are you ok Sherlock? You're acting awfully strange, I mean stranger than usual. -JW

No you're not. I called in sick for you just minute ago. So come home Jawn! -SH

You did what?! This is my job Sherlock! You can't call in sick for me just because your bored! I'm gonna ask again before I get Mycroft to come and check on you. Are you ok? -JW

Awh no don't send mean old Mycroft in here. He is always so grumpy. Fine then, I'm fine Jawn. -SH

I thought we agreed you would never spell my name like that again. -JW

But I like it spelled like that! It's so cute and lovable, just like you! -SH

Alright that decides it, you are definitely not fine. I'm turning around and coming back right now. -JW

Yay my Johnny is returning! Come quickly, love, for I am bored of drinking this disgusting tasting liquid. -SH

Crap, so that's it. You're drunk aren't you? -JW

Nahhh I didn't have that much. (Oops, I just knocked over the lamp, sorry.) There's still some left in the bottle, I saved it for you ;) -SH

That was a brand new bottle! It hadn't even been opened yet! -JW

Really I'm fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -SH

Sherlock? -JW

Sherlock?! -JW

SHERLOCK! -JW

Huh? Yeah I'm fine. Just dozed off a bit on the keyboard haha -SH

Oh God you are really wasted. It's going to take some serious time to get you back to yourself. -JW

Oops, Jawn I just knocked over another thing. -SH

What was it? -JW

That stupid vase of yours I think. It's kinda hard to tell my vision's all wobbly and wavy -SH

That was my favorite vase! Molly gave that to me! This is why we can't have nice things Sherlock! -JW

Hehe, you get so cute when you're mad :3 -SH

Sure whatever. Just don't move for a few more minutes. I'm almost home. -JW

Yay my doctor is coming for me :D -SH

We need to have a serious talk about this later. But for now just sit still, I'm on my way up. -JW

Hehe that one was fun to write :3 As always if you have any suggestions leave them in a review for me please! Thanks for reading! :D