So me and my friend wrote this one together at about 3 in the morning...
Enjoy xD
10. Jam (as requested by evilpiggyofawesome and a friend)
Sherlock where is it. Where did you hide it. -JW
Hide what John? -SH
You know what. Sherlock I need some, get me some. -JW
John it's three in the morning. None of the shops are open. I can't get you any. -SH
... DON'T GIVE ME THAT. I know you hid my secret stash! -JW
Well you were the one with the great idea of me hiding it in the first place John. Now you know how I feel. -SH
BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT -JW
Yes John I agree, it is completely different. Having an addiction to jam is much more serious than coke. Just calm down John. -SH
DAMN MY JAM -JW
John nothing you can say will convince me to give you jam. -SH
Try me. -JW
John you can't. -SH
Guess who's sleeping on the couch for the next month. -JW
I won't tell you. -SH
I'll post that picture of you in your Snuggie on my blog. -JW
Still not going to tell you John. You will have to do better than that. -SH
I'll send a very descriptive email to Mycroft all about our relationship in intimate detail ;) -JW
You wouldn't -SH
I would. -JW
... Fine. There's some strawberry jam left. It's on top of the fridge. -SH
...Sherlock, I can't reach it... -JW
Alright I'm on my way. Try not to hit your head on the counter before I get back. -JW
... You are in for some serious trouble Sherlock. -JW
I know ;) -SH
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