Somebody had to do it...
11. Mustache
John -SH
Yes Sherlock? -JW
I mustache you a question. -SH
Oh no please, can we not do this? -JW
Why? Is this a bad time? -SH
A little bit, yeah. I'm right in the middle of dinner. -JW
Ok I'll shave it for later. -SH
Can we seriously not? -JW
Fine. But I have to ask, can eyebrow your computer? -SH
COME ON REALLY? -JW
It was just a question. I'll give you a while to mullet over. -SH
GAH! No you cannot borrow my computer! -JW
Ah, it seems I mustache too much of you. -SH
You know I hate these puns! -JW
Oh come on, they kind of grow on you ;) -SH
That's it. I'm never talking to you again. -JW
I'll make it up to you! Maybe we could go-t a movie later? -SH
I hate you. -JW
No you don't. I saw you laugh at that last one. -SH
God dammit Sherlock! -JW
Alright I'd love to stay and chat but I really mustache -SH
Good, thank you. And shave any more of your stupid puns for when I get home! -JW
Now you're getting it :D Will do John. -SH
Thank you. Good lord Sherlock now I can't stop laughing. -JW
;) -SH
I had to. Sorry not sorry.