Hey everyone! Sorry for not updating in FOREVER. Been super busy.
13. Auto-Correct (as requested by EJBRUSH1952)
Hey Sherlock can you get some melt -JW
I'm not sure if I get your meaning John... -SH
Sorry I men *mince -JW
No, I meant, milk. Damn it -JW
Having a little trouble with the auto correct is see ;) -SH
No I just need some time to get used to this stolid thong -JW
I wasn't aware that you were into thongs, John. -SH
*stupid thing was what it was supposed to say. "I need some time to get used to this stupid thing" -JW
I do believe there is a way to turn that off, the auto correct I mean. -SH
Really? -JW
Yes. -SH
Poles tell me -JW
I'm afraid the poles cant tell you anything John, as they are unable to speak -SH
*Please. -JW
Sorry but, I'm afraid I can't do that. -SH
You're enjoying this too munch -JW
Yes, I am. Immensely -SH
Sherlock tell me, bow -JW
No -SH
Whig not!? Plisse? -JW
DAMN TIT -JW
CURSE THIS STOLID PHONED! -JW
god llama rein pew, ew duck -JW
*God I rape you, you fuck -JW
**HATE YOU -JW
...Sherlock?... -JW
Yes, hello John, it's Mycroft. I happened to be visiting my dear brother when you first texted and he is now unable to respond to your messages because he is wheezing for breath on the couch. I hope you are pleased with yourself. -MH
Sorry Mycroft. Damn this new iPhone... -JW
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