Author:EmDrenn

Fandom: Sherlock

Pairing:John/Sherlock

Rating:PG/K+

Summary: John gets a dog and Sherlock is less than pleased with the arrangement; Especially since the dog is infringing on his time with John.

Disclaimer: I don't own any Sherlock Holmes of any kind.


"What about Ankle-biter?"

"No," said John, with a worn look on his face that said they'd been at it for a while.

"Anderson?"

"What? Why?"

"So everyone will finally realize that he's a whiny, little bitch."

John continued to scroll through the baby name website.

"Were not naming her Anderson, Sherlock."

"What's in a name? That which we call a dog by any other name would still yap, smell, be a general annoyance...," Sherlock continued to mutter to himself, hugging his knees to his chest as he watched crap telly. John just sighed.


A/N: No excuses guys, I've had the last few chapters written for a while, and I just fell off the Earth. Finals killed me, but I'm free now.

Words: 100