When Kanaya awoke on Earth, she reacted rather calmly, as she knew right away what happened. How and why it happened, those were two different questions entirely. She spent ten minutes in a mirror looking over every detail of her human counterpart. Her overall thoughts were that she looked rather... dull. Her hair was a lame dark down, and her skin was a little too pale for her liking. Not to mention that without horns, it was hard to tell she was even still Kanaya. "What a boring species..." she said to herself. Though she did rather like her eyes. They were a bright jade color and seemed to sparkle in just the right lighting.
She grabbed a hairbrush and styled her short hair into her normal styling. Okay, that made her seem a little less dull. She then proceeded to rummage through the closet and picked out a nice white blouse and a blue knee-length skirt. It pleased her to know that even as a human, she still had a good fashion sense.
She noticed that there was a sign on the door that said "Kandices Room". Oh, so her name was Kandice? Kanaya had to admit it was a rather strange name, though at least it wasn't too far off from Kanaya.
She walked out of the room and instantly she heard noises coming from the room next door. Curious, she opened it, and noticed a female adult human sound asleep on a bed. What did Rose call her adult guardian, again? A 'mom'? Yes, that must have been her 'mom' sleeping. Kanaya thought it would be best to let her be.
She walked out into wait appeared to be the main room of the house. She spotted a computer in one corner and turned it on in possible hopes of contacting the others. She noticed a program called 'MSN messenger' open, and logged on. It seemed logical that this was similar to trollian.
She looked through the list of unfamiliar names. They seemed so familiar yet... so foreign. The one that did stand out, however, was a name written in alternating capitals. Could it possibly be Gamzee? Out of curiosity, she started a conversation.
Kandice says:
Would I Be Wrong In Assuming That You Are Gamzee
Meanwhile, a certain stoner was too high to even care what was going on. His reaction, to put it simply, was shock, then 'pure motherfucking miracles'. Once he managed to somehow pull himself from the warmth of the blankets, he raided the house in hopes of finding some faygo. Of course, he flipped his shit when he found possibly ten bottles in the fridge. He opened a grape flavoured one and chugged back as much as he could without needing to catch his breath. Damn, that stuff was good.
He shuffled back into the room he came from, faygo in hand, and opened up the laptop that was lying at the base of the bed. Of course, when it turned on, he was amazed by the rainbow colors of the desktop picture. He stared at it a good five minutes, completely zoning out, before a loud honking sound came from the laptop, alerting him of a message. He clicked on the flashing window.
Kandice says:
Would I Be Wrong In Assuming That You Are Gamzee
GaRy says:
NaH oF cOuRsE nOt WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS uP, sIs? :o)
Kandice says:
Does It Not Bother You That We Have Somehow Woken Up On Earth
GaRy says:
HmM nOt ReAlLy I dOnT sEe WhAt YoUrE sO wOrKeD uP aBoUt.
JuSt sIt BaCk aNd CrAcK oPeN a FaYgO aNd FoRgEt ABoUt YoUr ProBlEmS.
Kandice says:
Well I Personally Think That We Should At Least Make An Effort To Get Back To The Veil
I Don't Know How Many Of Us Are Here
For All I Know We Could Be The Only Ones
Maybe All Of Us Ended Up Here
Dead Trolls And Alive Trolls Alike
GaRy says:
NaH sIs ItS nOtHiNg To Be WoRkEd Up AbOuT.
JuSt BeLiEvE iN mIrAcLeS aNd It WiLl FiX iTsElF.
LiKe MoThErFuCkIn MaGiC. :o)
HoNk HoNk
Kandice says:
I Highly Doubt That
Nonetheless Thank You Gamzee
Ill Go Talk To Someone Who May Actually Have An Idea Of What Exactly Is Going On
And she signed out.
Gamzee really didn't know what Kanaya (was it Kanaya? It seemed like it but the name said Kandice. Man, he was confused.) was getting so worked up about. Things like this tended to fix themselves, and if one thing was for sure, stressing out made things a lot worse. He sure hoped that she took his advice and just drink some Faygo and wash all her problems away...
For a split second, Kanaya actually considered taking his advice. Then she realised that would probably solve absolutely nothing and would be a pointless waste in time.
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