Chapter 1. New world.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

[Skills, tailed beasts, or writing]

Hello I do not own naruto or the story except the OC and my own changes to the story now let's get started.

It was dark I could not see anything but I felt myself flowing through a stream or was just floating around, I don't know where I am but my last memories were being hit by a truck full force in a heavy rainstorm, a storm so heavy that you couldn't see anything in front of you so aside from the shock I was good though I think I'm in a hospital….. I hope.

After a while, I started to open my eyes and I saw a white ceiling. standard for a hospital but what was not standard was someone saying.

"Goodmorning everyone it's time to get up," in a motherly tone as an extremely tall woman said who had light brown hair with a modest c cup breast which was hidden under a deep purple sweater and yellow apron and mid length skirt small enough to go above her knees.

I was shocked at first and thought my fantasy had finally become reality and I tried to scream LADY DIMITRESSSSSSSSCU but what came out was disappointedly "Gau guuuuuuu" as I saw small hands pushed out in the corners of my eyes and looking at them I moved my hands and they moved along with the small appendage.

"Oh my aren't you an early waker," she said as if she was talking to a baby and her hands got closer to me as she lifted me from under my armpits then cradled on her arms, and then she started to wiggle her pointer finger in front of my face this got me confused.

-months passed-

Well for now I know I'm in the body of a 2-year old I could walk and almost talk but it's hard to talk with my baby tongue and aside from my new weakness I got a good look at myself from a mirror. That had been propped up and saw a child complete with baby fat and small hands and fingers, I started to move around making sure this was me and it was, my new form sports my deep jet black hair which was a relief and my eyes were still chocolate brown but my skin is very light almost like a Japanese guy in those animes, aside from my new look I was glad that it was not weird like me getting pink hair with galaxy eyes that would have been to weird, though I still question why I'm here and how I became a child but I left those for later until I'm older.

-time skip-

It's been 2 years and now I'm 4 close to 5 years old, and in these 2 years I saw children come and go and I figured out my name is Nashi and, I didn't have a last name so that confirmed that I was an orphan. When people come to adopt children I usually stay in the back because it may be tempting I didn't want to leave just yet because I'm curious because something tells me that something will happen, aside from that I just lived like a normal child aside from me looking up the caretakers skirt and slapping her ass here and there which got me a scolding and a workout.

Time passed again with me doing nothing in the orphanage and it became a routine for me to, eat, play, sleep, rinse and repeat. aside from the unusual people that come to adopt a child here aside from that nothing changed, Until someone who I did not expect to come out of the door and people I've never seen, it was old man Hiruzen along with some jonin with some papers they carry to us.

"Hello lord third," the caretaker said while bowing down to show respect to the old man who I did not expect to see and so froze me in place for some time before hearing the caretaker say "children line up pls," she said and we all followed.

At first, I was anxious but as the line got shorter I got calmer and calmer until it was my time and what I saw was a piece of paper that said would you like to join the N.P and if you do then please sign up to become a ninja it says. And naturally, they would give me a home and money until I graduated from school and become an official ninja of Konoha, I stood there for a second contemplating and the realization that I'm in the naruto verse. This info got me excited and worried at the same time because of what I knew and what would happen if I intervened on events what would happen if I change things like that but I was cut off by Hiruzen coughing to catch my attention.

"What's wrong child. You don't need to be nervous even if you don't want to be you don't have to because we will still be protecting you," he said with a warm smile to reassure because he thought I was scared but the opposite actually and so I signed it and moved out of line.

After a couple of minutes, they thanked the caretaker and left leaving me with the information that this is the naruto verse and now I start wondering about what era I was born in because it's clear that Hiruzen was still alive which placed me in two sections either I'm around the age of his death or the same age as Naruto and I hoped that it was the ladder half and hoped this was not something like before naruto was born.

And after a day or so the ninjas came and brought us to a rundown apartment that looked like where naruto lived, but before they let us in there the Jonin that came along with me put a piece of paper to me saying to write my name and so I did [Nashi] but he did not remove the paper.

"What's your last name kid," he said

"I'm an orphan I don't have a last name," I said which got the Jonin to sigh.

"You decide what your last name kid, since you'll be a ninja," he said which got me to ponder on it.

After some time of scrolling through my memories about anime characters, I landed on one, and I grinned mischievously and signed my last name [Nashi Urahara] I laughed maniacally in my head as I screamed fuck it this world will be my playground from now on and everything I can will be flipped muhahahaha.

The Jonin left me in front of my room and body flickered away leaving leafs that got blown away by the wind, after that little debacle, I went inside the room using the key he gave me and opened the door showing a small room with a small living room complete with a table and kitchen and to my right a bathroom and over that the bedroom. This room was larger than the orphanage, it felt spacious a relief from the cramped rooms in the orphanage.

After unpacking my things which were nothing. I Decided to looked around the room which already had clothing in for me aside from that the kitchen had nothing except the usual stove and refrigerator but aside from that I pushed away my disappointment of the lackluster accommodations then decided to adventure outwards because when I was in the orphanage I was not let outside except the playground in the back of the orphanage, so I went out and explored seeing the market and shops hearing murmurs and people haggling prices and some shouting their products.

After that, I went home to just sleep because I may want to explore but this body is still a child's body so it got tired easily.

The next morning came and I woke up early and I looked at the clock which was 5:30 and I did a victorious smile at the alarm clock because I can still wake up earlier than the alarm clock itself and so I grabbed it and put it on my bed while putting a pillow over it and thinking to my self about smothering the blasted clock with it, after my early morning ritual I walked my ass to the bathroom to shower, though it was cold it wasn't something I had a problem with because even in the orphanage the water was also cold so after my shower I picked up a towel and scrubbed my self dry and went to get clothing and underwear, I walked out to my kitchen while looking around I opened the refrigerator and found some products in it like standard vegetables like potatoes, tomatoes, onion and garlic and on the countertop there was a small container that had salt and pepper on it.

After looking around the kitchen I decided to rummage in my fridge finding some eggs so I picked some up and looked for a pot in the room, I'm doing this because I'm pretty sure my untrained ass can't pick up an iron pan so I'm just looking for a pot and put it on the stove and fill it with water with a cup that I found, after that, I lit a flame under it while I placed the eggs in the pot, them making sure not to boil it too much.

While waiting for my boiled eggs to be done I heard a knock on my door and so I opened it and saw a Jonin that handed me some paper and a wallet and inside the wallet was some money and what was written in the paper was a congratulation and that I will be given money from now until I become a Chunin and that I have 3 days until the Academy starts and to be there early at 7 am sharp.

'Hmmm so I got 3 days to prepare, well I'll deal with that when it gets there," so I said to myself.

After the eggs finished boiling I placed them in a bowl of water then went to my room to grab a notebook and pencil and packed my boiled eggs and started eating one as I walk to the library. As I walk I noticed the people walking around talking here and there I did not pay much attention to them but I walked all the way to the library where they greeted me kindly and I entered without a problem, going around the library I decided to look for things unfamiliar to me like chakra and how to control it and how it's produced while noting those down, and for 3 whole days I spent my days in the library soaking up information about this world that I as a watcher close to naruto did not see in the world.

The 3 days passed quickly and I did my daily routine wake up earlier than my alarm and smother it under my pillow, shower, change, boil some eggs since I have no confidence in my small body to properly wiggle the iron pan and so my food for days were some slow cooked meat that melts off the bone I mostly used ribs and some slabs of meat here and there mix it with some garlic, ginger, onion, black pepper, lemongrass, and bay leaf while letting it slow cook in a closed deep pot and let it cook in low heat overnight and not forgetting to stay close for the first hour to remove the impurities that float up in the pot which is what I had that day since it was a special day as it was the beginning of my life in ninja academy and after eating my fill I packed up my boiled eggs and went to the academy.

At first, I was anxious since this would mean that if I see naruto or Konohamaru would solidify my time zone and whether I could try to save the old fucker or not, and to my relief, I saw a mop of blond hair as I walked to class, I thought of befriending him at first but decided against it he needs to learn his transformation jutsu first so I could effectively make his life somewhat better, and so my time in the academy started but to my surprise, the start was all the same homeroom introduction, history, etc but nothing about math or other things there were some basic calculations but nothing too advanced, and then physical education came it was the afternoon right after lunch.

"Alright class everyone line up," a teacher said which I knew was Iruka our homeroom teacher, and our P.E teacher, well we did what he asked for and lined up in front of him which was a large oblong shaped circle that we have to run around on.

"Alright students this will be the physical endurance test, you all will be running around the line for 5 laps," he said as if normal children could do this but since our situation is not normal in the slightest because we are practically children of war.

"Ready….. Go," Iruka said as we the children dashed first in the line was Sasuke given his pride as an Uchiha he sprinted as if his life depended on it, behind him was naruto the blond was running like he was Luffy chasing a steak that is running for his life, and behind him was Kiba the inuzuka he was chasing after naruto mostly setting his sights on the Uchiha and the first place, and behind Kiba was me running in a modest but quick paste since this was an endurance test, not a test of speed and thanks to me playing around in the orphanage smacking asses and running gave me relatively good endurance though not the fastest but better than the normal kids behind me which were some ways away and in the crowd was the lazy Nara himself Shikamaru accompanied by choji and almost unseen is Shino they are slightly ahead of the civilian children, nothing changed in the first lap, on the second lap Sasuke is slightly slowing down, the third lap is where Sasuke and Naruto are neck and neck and Kiba has significantly slowed down to where I'm neck to neck with him. Most of the civilian children have either dropped from exhaustion or just quit because of exhaustion Shikamaru and choji have stopped to a snails paste and thanks to my technique in running is keeping my stamina and speed steady, on the fourth lap naruto has taken the lead Kiba is eating my dust and I'm catching up to Sasuke while Shikamaru and choji have stopped and the civilians had already done resting and watched me and the others, but me on the other hand, is starting to go out of breath, fifth lap naruto was first Sasuke second I was third panting like a dam dog and Kiba was fourth.

Naruto celebrated Sasuke was panting and so was I Kiba was also panting but was glaring at me but I ignored it, next was academic kata practices where we were all taught by Iruka step by step to me it looked like some old Chinese form of warm up but followed it anyway, though I was tired from running I still followed his instructions and this got me to see the problem with this body it may be a child but some unused muscles and ligaments were being used it was painful but this was practically stretching.

After some time the stretching was complete.

"Alright children I want all of you to repeat this 10 times before you sleep," as naruto's loud yes could be heard full of energy as I and most of the people were tired I could see it, everyone, in unison 'dam stamina monster' after that, it was getting dark and we were sent home I went home with new determination after being slapped in the face with the realization that this body is not like my old trained one and said fuck your kata Iruka ill practice my bread and butter taekwondo, and so that night I pushed my living room chairs and table to the corner making room for my self though I will not practice the taekwondo kata's I will do the practice strikes and kicked to get my muscles on par with my muscle memories, that night I practiced taekwondo until I slept out of exhaustion and was woken up by my alarm clock which I promptly tried to smother to death after that I did the usual and the same events happened in school it was like that for the first week or so.

After my mind numbing chores in a ninja school, things started to change as days go by aside from me abusing the shit out of the library, copying seals, and chakra exercises that I could pull off when they finally teach us about how to access it.

On the second week of the academy, things start to change returning to what the anime showed us where naruto starts to lag behind sasuke and Kiba due to their line as clan heirs Kiba being an inuzuka would naturally mean speed and tracking, sasuke as an Uchiha and seeing as this was before the massacre he would be forced to push harder by his father seeing as how he was in the anime, and it made sense since naruto had no one to teach or train him on the weekends aside from the pranks he started to pull on the village he had nothing to do.

On the third week naruto started to be completely outperformed by sasuke and along with that started to let Kiba take the lead making Kiba and sasuke the one who would race for the finish line, me on the other hand stayed ahead of the normal civilian children since I don't want to be a target of anyone's animosity just yet.

In the fourth week, naruto is still ahead of me but Kiba and sasuke were completely making naruto eat dust this was the point where naruto started to do less effort in the endurance test and started to sleep more in class.

And before we knew it the month has ended and as usual I went to the library which was my usual at this point copying shit like seal markings ways to increase your pool of chakra how to control it general information that I may need.

In the second month of ninja academy, I expected our usual but something new was here a new teacher who I don't know and that looked like a background character was there in place of our old subject teacher.

"Alright children I am aki suijiro and I will be your teacher in chakra control," he said which for one got me excited along with most of the children since we wanted to be ninjas this was the first step.

And so for the week, we were taught to control and manifest chakra and explained that chakra was a mixture of physical energy and mental energy formed in synchronizing both and through hand signs and control of chakra will allow the use of jutsu, making us meditate and try to access it while the first one was naruto, he was able to use chakra first because of his lineage as an Uzumaki known for there highly durable body and exponentially large amount of chakra and along with the 9 tails sealed inside him skyrocket his raw amount of chakra to be low Kage level at such a young age.

"Yahooo I did it, sensei I did it," Naruto said loudly in pride but unlike Iruka, the jonin scowled at naruto clearly seeing naruto as the jinjurike who destroyed and killed multiple villagers.

"Naruto silence you are disturbing the others," he said clearly with animosity naruto sat down while everyone was chuckling at him mocking him while the teacher ignored them allowing them to do so.

After that lunchtime came and after that, we were back to physical endurance training the usual running, katas, and a new exercise added to it push ups, sit ups, pull ups, and squats standard muscle training this happened in the second month and we rinsed and repeated, making us stronger and along with that between the weeks they would add chakra control training like leaf sticking and leaf floating, I had the hang of using chakra on the fourth day of the first week and after that, I stayed silent and within that week, some children got a hold of it as well and screamed practically louder than naruto but was praised for his achievement clearly favoring the child because he was not naruto.

"Hahhhh.. Hahhhh… Hahhhh," I was panting after the second week of school had ended because today I did not visit the library this day after gaining control of chakra I instantly got to train myself as one of the books said that I could strengthen myself and so that was what I was training on, for now, it hurt at first because if I pushed too much chakra into my muscles it would burst or cause internal bleeding so I needed to get better control and after hours of me spending time alone in a almost abandoned training ground where no one had entered and in there were normal things like wooden poles and an open field, and so I practiced taekwondo on the pole kicking it while covering my shin with chakra to strengthen it so I would not injure it, after I kicked the wooden pole multiple times, at first it was painful because of my mental thought of it would hurt because it does not have paddings but I became less scared of hitting it as I continued.

On Sunday I trained my chakra more while trying to do the tree walking since it was more easier and could increase my chakra pool since it was a more strenuous exercise.

"Augh this is bullshit," I said frustrated because I spent hours trying to get my ass to walk up the tree.

After some time of trying to force it, I had little success only being able to stick for around 30 to 40 seconds before I would fall flat on my ass which would hurt, and so I changed track to train on my martial arts and aside from taekwondo I started to train with karate and judo focusing on what they could bring to me like using karate for face to face combat, judo for grappling when I'm tired or a finishing move like snapping necks and would be perfect for when I want to dislocate some joints.

Well aside from my choice in fighting style I used chakra in all of them since they explained it like it was a muscle so I would guess that if I train it it would get stronger, and I would need it because unlike everyone I am a civilian I would need every one up I can get and along with my reincarnated ass I had the mentality of a gen z and so I would push myself as far as I can go, aside from that the way I used chakra would be my own and so like reinforcing my muscles I reinforced my fingers for grabbing and crushing if needed aside from that I trained them by only using my fingers to hang from a tree branch and sometimes trying to crush a rock with my chakra infused fingers.

The next week was still the same chakra control exercises physical endurance training and naruto getting treated badly because of what he contains, which pissed me off incredibly though I'm still waiting until naruto makes friends and learn his own version of transformation since he is just teaching us chakra control, also I saw when Kiba got his asshole personality when he came to school and already knew how to somewhat do his clans technique the fang over fang even though he can't aim it properly and by the look in his eyes were dizzy but did not let it show, getting praise from the class and stroking his ego.

Now it's another month that has passed and we were still in training no jutsu or anything new though no pen and paper homework which I was extremely happy with only physical like katas and they got more difficult as the weeks go by but nothing too exhausting but as the months passed more teachers would come in the school to teach the children and more would ignore naruto and punish him harshly for the smallest thing, which pissed me off but made naruto's pranks more vicious and when naruto got kicked out I would take his place and fuck with these assholes more, examples for these were placing tacks on his chair some glue here and there and fresh paint on the table while making sure naruto was freshly kicked out and nothing would be connected to him while making sure I laughed at them full force to make sure they would not think it was naruto.

Along with those, I talked to choji and was curious since from what I could see in the show he was a kind and friendly child and when he was a genin he was considered a gentle giant, I started off by trying to sit next to him.

"Hey uhh is this seat taken?" I asked choji since I was still looking for a place to sit.

"No, it's free, come sit," he said while patting the side of his chair.

I sat down with no problem but was full of anxiety and excitement because I'm sitting next to my boi the thick man, the destroyer of kool aid man, and overall just excited and this continued until the end of class but I still talked to him which got me giddy since he was part of the main cast.

-time skip-

After 2 more months of rinsing and repeating out exercises and me fucking with the teachers which got me on the good side of naruto, we talk a lot outside of the class joke about things and random things he wanted to talk about, though I don't instigate our interactions I will go with it since I don't know what children typically talk about especially in an environment like this where we are raised to be killing machines to protect our country, and because this was before naruto got the idea of becoming Hokage since this was before his talk with Hiruzen, Hiruzen still takes care of naruto generally coming to him ones a week talking with naruto and all he did for him in the anime, and I would have seen it first hand since he usually comes to the apartment we orphaned ninjas are placed since the orphanage can't accommodate for us forever.

The N.P or ninja program is to bolster the Konoha military force while also giving young orphans the chance to have a brighter future this was placed in by the second Hokage Tobirama Senju it was placed in the middle of the great ninja war since they needed all the manpower they could get and because the enemy was targeting the younger generation to prevent future problems, and it is still active until now but unlike in the past where they take the children forcefully, now that Hiruzen has taken the seat he allows everyone to choose if they want to or not, Danzo originally did not accept this but could not do anything since he was not Hokage.

Well aside from my larger knowledge about what happened in this universe, I learned the art of sealing and the complications it came along with it for example one would need steady hands and perfect handwriting because even the slightest even if it's just a millimeter off the seal would not work and using my chakra to create seals by touch or in the air like Minato would take a higher degree of chakra control and mastery of it so I went with writing, and ow boy was that hard, especially squeezing it in my already tight asshole of a schedule, which made me wish I could create the shadow clones but being me I think I don't have enough chakra to fully use that because unlike someone I don't have the bloodline for it a I'm not lucky enough to have a 100 meter monster made of the juice that came out of Kaguya's vagaina sealed inside of me so no I would most likely not have enough chakra in me, but I did not let that rain on my parade to fuck this world sideways or mess with the plot.

And so within the weekends, I would practice my calligraphy to one day use seals and why you ask I want to make seals now well it's because I was looking for one specific seal that every naruto oc fanfiction does and that is the gravity seals, I had found it in the library in the corner this was the original reason why I came to the library in the first place but got distracted by everything, can you blame me I mean it's naruto wouldn't any of you want to learn this shit, and dam I'm becoming like Deadpool now, talking to nobody in my head like I'm being watched by people, well anyways aside from calligraphy I continued to train on chakra well mostly playing with it seeing it's limits and how far I could push it and I found out that it sucks because I'm a child and has beginner level chakra control I can't do much aside from reinforcing my limbs and thanks to being a child my chakra flows slower and also being a child my body is squishy making chakra more damaging to me even though I trained like hell so, for now, I'll stick with reinforcing and coating since I will need more chakra control


Chapter end..

Well that's all folks thank you if you are reading this and taking the time off of your day to read this and I hope you have a swell day also want to read your comment if the story is too rushed or I'm focusing too much on the oc and I know I am because I need to skip some parts to get to the juicy stuff but for now pls be patient with me and it will get better as the story progress anyways bye.