Hey, sorry it took me so loooong to update! But, It's a snow day so I figured, why not?
Okay, who's pumped for the return of Glee? I bought "Bills Bills Bills" today and let me just say that it is fan-freaking-tastic!
CAN. NOT. WAIT.
(However, I'm going to have to wait because I do not own Glee)
"Bwaine, this is pwetty!" Kurt exclaimed, pointing at a Disney Princess gown.
"Kurt, I don't think that we should get you a dress." Blaine said gently.
"BUT I WANT IT!" Kurt wailed. An old woman shot Blaine a look that clearly said "control your child and stalked off.
"Okay, okay. But just one." Blaine said and tossed the dress into the cart.
Kurt skipped off happily to where Mercedes was looking through shirts. Blaine wheeled the cart over to them and Mercedes gave him an odd glance when she saw what he'd picked for Kurt. He threw his hands up and pointed at Kurt, and Mercedes nodded understandingly.
Kurt then decided that it would be fun to play hide and seek and burrowed himself inside the clothing rack.
"Kurtsie, we need to decide what to get you! Can you come out please?" Mercedes begged.
Kurt popped out of the clothes giggling and began to bounce around Blaine and Mercedes in a figure eight.
"How about this one Kurt?" Mercedes asked, holding up a striped shirt. Kurt inspected it then nodded approvingly.
About ten shirts later, the three of them began to make their way toward the front of the store when Kurt made a sharp U-turn and ran off in the other direction. Mercedes and Blaine glanced at each other once, and then dashed after him. Kurt led the others to the toy section.
"Crap" Blaine said.
"How much money do you have on you? We're going to need it." Mercedes said.
"Trevor?" Wes called tentatively. There was a noise that sounded suspiciously like an explosion and the two boys jumped backwards.
Then the door creaked open and a tall, skinny boy with messy brown hair stepped out into the hallway. He was wearing a lab coat and huge scientific goggles. He cringed at the sunlight, explaining that he hadn't been out of his room in a few weeks, and invited Wes and David into his room. They followed hesitantly, and Trevor smiled at them.
"You know, I think you're the first people that have come to visit all year. I think the explosions scare people away." Trevor laughed, and Wes and David forced laughs too, still glancing around nervously.
"So, what do you need?" Trevor asked, as he got them all tea.
"What?" David asked.
"No one ever visits me unless they need something. So, what is it that you need from me and what are you offering in return? I cannot create or accept and illegal substances and refuse to assist people in their love lives in any way."
"Actually, we just need you to tell us if you know of anything that might… erm… you know, turn someone into a toddler." Wes told Trevor awkwardly.
"Actually, I just made something that would do that a while ago… I sold it though, made a huge profit… why?"
"Who did you sell it too?" David asked intensely.
"I-I don't know his name!" Trevor replied nervously, "Why is it such a big deal?"
"Wes and I recently found a toddler version of our friend in the library. We need a way to turn him back and we need to know who did this to him."
"Here, I'll email you the security tape. You could try to figure out who it is." Trevor said, clicking a few buttons on his computer. "As for an antidote… I guess I could try, but it's going to cost you."
"What? This is your fault in the first place!" David exclaimed.
"How do you figure!" Trevor replied angrily.
"Dude, don't make him mad, he's sort of our only hope." Wes whispered.
"Sorry. I guess you didn't know that the person you sold the stuff to was going to use it badly." David forced himself to say kindly.
"Well, I think that one thousand dollars should cover it…" Trevor said, turning back to the two boys, all traces of friendliness gone.
"A THOUS- I mean… okay." David changed his tone as Wes elbowed him.
"Good. It's all settled then. Just sign here, initial here and here, and sign once more here." Trevor told them passing a contract across the table in a very businesslike manner.
"Fine." David grumbled, signing the paper.
"Excellent. I'll get to work right away. I'll probably have your antidote in 3 to 5 weeks."
"THREE TO FIVE?" David shouted "We need it NOW!"
"Thank you for your time." Wes sighed, pulling his friend out of the room and down the hall.
"Kurtsie, you already got three others just like this." Blaine said sweetly as Kurt happily placed another pair of fairy wings into the cart.
Kurt pouted, and he looked so freaking adorable that Blaine had to give in. Kurt skipped off again, and Blaine turned to a very disapproving Mercedes.
"What?" Blaine asked.
"You know what. You! You're letting your love for Kurt affect you judgement… like drugs."
"That is completely insane!"
"There's over three hundred dollars worth of toys and princess apparel in there!" Mercedes gestured to the overflowing cart.
"Well… yeah…" Blaine replied sheepishly.
"Look, just take out some of this stuff and keep a little bit. Kurt will never know." Mercedes reached into the cart and pulled out a giant fluffy dog. She began to put it back when Blaine grabbed it from her, saying "Kurt really likes this one!"
Mercedes sighed and they cleared the cart so that there was only one of everything. Kurt skipped back and didn't notice that over half his toys were missing as he placed one last can of glitter into the cart.
The three of them checked out and left the store to check out the rest of the mall. In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best idea. They got about two feet before Kurt saw and ice cream stand and dashed off again. After they bought Kurt his ice cream, they sat down to wait for him to finish.
Kurt managed to get ice cream all over his face, and some even went into his hair. Blaine and Mercedes attempted to wipe it off but Kurt kept squirming away from them.
"I can do it!" He cried, and Mercedes relinquished the napkin. Kurt rubbed his face and managed to get most of the frozen dairy treat off his face.
"Good job" Blaine told him, and Mercedes shot him a funny look.
"Bwaine, watch this!" Kurt shouted and he ran and leapt into the fountain. Blaine and Mercedes both jumped up and dashed over to Kurt, who was giggling. They pulled him out of the water and he began to complain about his wet clothes.
"Kurtsie, why did you do that hon?" Mercedes asked.
Kurt shrugged.
"Hey, Bwaine? When do I get to see my mommy?"
"Soon, I promise" Blaine replied, and Mercedes sighed loudly behind him.
"Blaine, Santanna and Brittney are approaching… should we leave?"
"Wait, who?"
"Woah, hold up. Did you and Kurt somehow make gay babies?" Santanna asked.
"Oh, them…" Blaine muttered to Mercedes.
"Hello Santanna, Brittney." Blaine said gentlemanly.
"No seriously, are you and Kurt an item yet?" Santanna pestered.
"My name's Kurt!" Kurt said happily.
Santanna looked down at Kurt, who was still dripping, then back at Blaine. "What did you do?"
"I didn't do it!" Blaine protested.
"Then who did?" Santanna asked.
"We don't know yet." Blaine explained.
"Hi Kurt! You probably don't remember me but I'm Brittney and we made out once." Brittney explained to Kurt.
"What's that?" Kurt asked.
"OKAY!" Blaine cut Brittney off, "Well, Mercedes and I need to be going so…"
"Can I keep him?" Brittney asked, holding Kurt's hand.
"Um… no, sorry." Mercedes said grabbing Kurt's other hand.
"I have got to tell the others…" Santanna said to herself, whipping out her phone and sending a mass text to all of New Directions.
"C'mon Kurt, we're going back to Dalton now."
"Okay Bwaine." Kurt agreed happily.
The three of them left the store and drove back to Dalton.
Okay, please don't kill me for the shortness of this chapter!