GUYS!

OKAY, so the video for "When I Get You Alone" was released

*SPOILER ALERT* Okay, so was any one else CRUSHED that it wasn't sung to Kurt?

I was so upset, and Kurt looked so sad! GRRR! Stupid Gap Guy!

And now a mini-scene explaining Blaine's actions:

Kurt: *sob*

Blaine: what's wrong?

Kurt: you're a slut!

Blaine: ?

Gap Guy: Hey, do you want to go out some time?

Blaine: Wha- NO! I just wanted a free pair of socks.

Kurt: *stops sobbing* wha-

Blaine: It worked too ;D

Kurt: Oh, Blaine! *hug*

Blaine: *hug* xD

Gap Guy: Awww, that's the fifth time this week! Why do they always have boyfriends?

Blaine and Kurt: 3

ANYWAY, on to the story! Thanks so much for all the reviews, I have so many ideas for this story and I just get so excited and have to write it! Also, you should all go check out my buddy 1undercover. We recently played a James Bond game (I'm so awful at shooters :p) but there were two characters that looked quite similar to Blaine and Kurt… needless to say we were very amused that they were killing each other and she's writing a story about it :D

(I don't own Glee. Or Kurt. Or Blaine. )

"Are we there yet?" a voice came from the back of the car.

Blaine sighed and answered "Kurtsie, I told you three times already, we'll be there in just a few more minutes."

"That didn't say it!" Kurt said indignantly.

Blaine and Mercedes looked back from the front seats to see Brittany sitting in the trunk of the car.

"Brittany? What are you doing!" Blaine asked her.

"I'm sitting…" Brittany replied, confused.

"No, what are you doing in my car?" Blaine asked again.

"I'm sitting, I told you." Brittany replied, looking at Blaine like he was being an idiot.

"Why are you sitting in my car?" Blaine tried again.

"Well, I wanted to play with Kurt more. So I got in you trunk, and I'm coming back to Dalton for the party."

"What party?" Mercedes asked suspiciously as Blaine pulled into the Dalton parking lot.

"I can't really remember." Brittany answered honestly, then she noticed Dalton "Woah, is that a castle? Do you have a dragon?"

"No… that's my school. Dalton…" Blaine replied, crushing Brittany's excitement.

Blaine unbuckled Kurt (and Brittany, because she couldn't figure out how to push the button) and the four of them went up to Blaine's dorm room.

Blaine opened the door and-

"SURPRISE!" shouted all of the New Directions kids.

Rachel squealed and ran up to Kurt. She knelt down and hugged him, much to his annoyance.

"Awww, you're so cuuuuute!" Rachel exclaimed, hugging Kurt more tightly.

"Stoppit!" Kurt wailed, squirming and trying to get away from Rachel.

"Sorry, Kurt, you're just so adorable as a little kid!" Rachel cried.

Kurt humphed indignantly and said "I'm not little, I'm four." He held of four fingers to illustrate his age.

One by one the members of New Directions came up to Kurt, most of the girls ended up hugging him while the guys just looked at him like he was a freak of nature.

When Puck approached him, however, Kurt whimpered and took cover behind Blaine's legs.

"What'd I do?" Puck asked, astounded.

Blaine knelt down and asked softly "What's the matter Kurt?"

Kurt pointed at Puck and said "he's mean to me!"

"No I'm not! I've never even met the kid!" Puck said defensively.

"Did you know Kurt when you were a little kid though?" Blaine asked.

Puck thought about this for a minute, then said "oh…" and nodded understandingly, "I used to always push him down and steal his lunch."

"Well, that's probably why he's afraid of you." Blaine told Puck.

Puck shrugged and backed away from Kurt. The next person to approach Kurt was Finn.

"Hey… Kurt." Finn said, still taking in the fact that his stepbrother was a four year old.

"You're tall" Kurt observed.

"Oh, yeah. I am." Finn said, kneeling down to Kurt's height. Finn peered at Kurt for a moment then stood up again, muttering "that's trippy."

After a few moments of awkward silence, Blaine decided to finally question what was going on "So… why are you guys here?"

"I invited them." Santanna told him bluntly.

"Okay… why?"

"To see little Kurt."

"Ah. Okay… So, how long will you be staying?"

"I'm leaving in 10 minutes; don't know about the rest of 'em."

Blaine nodded slowly, looking at the teenagers that were filling his dorm room.

"We have a glee practice in three hours, and it's not exactly a short drive back to Lima…" Rachel said apologetically.

"Oh, okay." Blaine said. Then he realized what this might mean. "Wait… Mercedes are you leaving too?"

"I kind of have to. We have to perform in the half time show of our school's football game."

"Oh… okay." Blaine said awkwardly as they kids edged towards the door. "Oh, hey, Finn? Could you not tell Kurt's parents about this? I've got it totally under control!" Blaine lied.

"Oh really? Okay." Finn replied, totally believing Blaine's reassurance that everything was fine.

"Bye Kurtsie!" Rachel called as they left.

Kurt waved goodbye to his new friends then turned back to Blaine. "Where are they goin'?"

"They have to go back to their houses." Blaine told Kurt.

"I wanna' go back to my house!"

Blaine looked at Wes and David for help.

"Hey Kurt, wanna play a game?" Wes asked.

"Okay!" Kurt agreed happily, completely forgetting his prior request.

"What do you want to play?" Wes asked encouragingly, Blaine silently sent him a thank you.

"Let's have a tea party!" Kurt said.

Wes, David and Blaine glanced at one another, and then Blaine said "okay Kurt."

A few preparations later Wes, David, Blaine and Kurt were all sitting in a circle drinking 'tea' (hot water with sugar) and eating candies that Kurt had covered in glitter. Blaine had managed to talk Kurt out of wearing his Disney princess dress (partially because Blaine didn't think that Kurt could get it on by himself and didn't think he could deal with helping Kurt get dressed) but he had insisted on wearing his fairy wings and he would hit Wes every time he turned.

Wes picked up one of the glitter-coated candies and peered at it hesitantly. He touched his tongue to it, shivered, and put it back.

Kurt giggled and picked up the teapot, pouring them all more 'tea.' Wes and David both dumped their cups into nearby plants while Kurt was distracted (he was teaching Blaine the correct way to hold a teacup. "no, no, no! You put your pinkie up like this!") But Blaine took a deep breath and took a sip of the steaming liquid.

Blaine spluttered, but managed to swallow. "Yum!" he said to Kurt, who smiled happily while Wes and David collapsed in fits of silent laughter.

"Hey, Blaine, how is it?" Wes asked, suppressing his laughter.

"Delicious." Blaine growled. Kurt beamed proudly.

"Hey, Kurtsie, isn't Blaine just a great guy? If only you were older…" David mocked wistfully.

"I already told you, I'm four!" Kurt yelled angrily.

"It's okay Kurt, he knows. He's just being an idiot." Blaine said.

Kurt's eyes widened. "That's a bad word!"

"What?"

"You said…" Kurt paused, dropping his voice to a whisper, "idiot."

"Yeah, gosh Blaine! You're supposed to be setting a good example!" Wes exclaimed.

"It's okay Kurt, Blaine didn't mean to say that. He meant silly." David said to Kurt.

Kurt didn't look convinced. Wes and David both glared at Blaine.

"Kurtsie, I didn't mean to say that. It was an accident."

"It's okay Bwaine, I forgive you." Kurt told him.

Blaine looked at his watch, which read 8:04. "Hey Kurt, are you getting tired buddy?"

Kurt yawned and said "no."

"I think it's time to get ready for bed. Wes, David, do you guys…" but Wes and David had mysteriously disappeared. Blaine turned his attention back to Kurt. "Okay, so what do you do to get ready for bed?"

Kurt considered this for a moment, then replied "Well, first I take my bath, then I get my jammies on and brush my teef. Then mommy reads me a book and then I go to sweep."

"Okay… so what's first? Right, bath." Blaine went into the bathroom and turned on the water, getting it to a comfortable temperature. When the tub was full, Blaine called Kurt into the bathroom.

"Okay, so is that warm enough?" Blaine asked the toddler. Kurt dipped a hand into the tub and nodded affirmatively.

Kurt then began to undress. Blaine wasn't sure what to do, but when Kurt started taking off his pants Blaine squeezed his eyes shut and darted out of the room, running into the door on the way. Blaine slammed the door behind him and leaned against it, panting and not quite sure what to do.

"WES, DAVID!" Blaine shouted, pounding on the door to his friends' room. For once he was glad his best friends live across the hall.

"Yes Blaine? Do you need our help?" Wes answered without opening the door.

"YES! Please, I don't know what to do!"

Wes opened the door and he and David came into the hallway. "What do you need Blaine?"

"Kurt is in my bathroom naked and I'm not sure what to do!" Blaine said quickly.

"Okay, if he wasn't four I would have a lot more suggestions."

"Not the time Wes."

"So… what's the issue again?" David asked.

"Kurt needs to take a bath. I can't… like… help him… so one of you has to do it." Blaine said.

Wes and David both shivered and backed up awkwardly.

"Dude… I can't do that! I mean… I know him… and… it would be weird…" Wes told his friend.

"Yeah, plus you're the one who's in love with him. You'll probably end up seeing him naked anyway." David said.

Blaine flushed bright red "Kurt and I are just friends, I've told you that a billion times."

"It's actually been 2,312. We've been keeping track."

"Okay, great. So what are we going to do?"

"What are you going to do?"

"No way, this is a 'we' thing."

"What if Kurt drowns in the bath tub? It would be on your conscience for the rest of your life."

Blaine paled and his eyes grew wide, but he managed to say "that would never happen."

"Oh really? The odds of death by slipping and falling in a shower or bathtub are 2,232 to 1. Are you sure you're willing to risk it?"

"Umm…" Blaine replied.

"Exactly."

"I still don't want to. It would just be so weird. Plus, what if Kurt ever found out once he's normal age again?"

"True. THAT would be an awkward conversation." Wes laughed.

"Oh, hey, Kurt, just by the way I helped you take a bath once." David imitated.

Blaine scowled at them.

"Hey, I know! Call Mercedes!" Wes suggested.

"Good idea Wes, it won't be as awkward for her because she's a girl."

"Okay… hold on one second." Blaine said to Wes and David, he went into his dorm room and called in to Kurt "Hey, Kurt? Are you in there?" Blaine knocked gently on the door, and it opened up a bit. Blaine took a deep breath and stuck his head through the opening to check on Kurt. But this was hopeless, because Kurt was gone.

Goodness, Kurtsie just can't stay still can he? Please review, and happy almost-new-episode-of-Glee!