Hey guys! If you like this story you're in luck because this is the only one I can think of stuff to write about. I still haven't updated my other story 'Messing with Klaine' because I can't think of what to write. *sigh* Oh well. Hopefully you'll like this chapter! P.S. I know it's late. Sorry :P

Blaine woke up gradually, not with the usual "WAKE UP!" from his favorite little four-year-old. He stretched and even got in a full yawn before he began to get worried. Blaine opened his eyes all the way and called groggily "Kurt?"

His call was met with silence and Blaine sat up, massaging the sleepiness out of his eyes. He looked around his room and realized with a start that he was alone. Blaine began to panic, but tried to keep calm. After all, this wasn't the first time Kurt had disappeared.

Blaine stopped pacing and took a deep, calming breath, sitting on his (or was it Kurt's?) bed. There, he noticed that an envelope had been tucked under Kurt's (or was it Blaine's?) pillow. It was addressed: To: Mr. Dapper From: His Best Friends. Blaine sighed, both out of relief that Kurt was probably fine and also out of annoyance at his "friends."

He opened up the envelope and read the following letter which it contained:

Dear Blaine,

Being loving friends, we have decided to take bring Kurt with us to the mall. David's girlfriend broke up with him and he wants to use Kurt to pick up chicks go get ice cream to drown his sorrow.

After this portion of the letter were multiple scribbles and a change of handwriting.

Hahaha, just kidding! We just want to give you some free time without having to look after Kurt. See you soon eventually,

Wes & David.

Blaine read the letter over a few times, deciphering the crossed out portions. He sighed, realizing to his dismay that he once again needed to rescue Kurt. Only this time it was from his two best friends.

Wes and David led Kurt through the mall, pointing out potential hook-ups as they went.

"Look over there, the blonde one, she's hot." Wes commented.

"Meh. She looks like an idiot to me." David replied. "Her brunette friend is much hotter."

"No way dude, her nose is HUGE! Plus she has that whole 'I'm better than you attitude' you can tell by how she looks at the others."

"What about the Asian?"

"She's taken, you can tell by the way she's smiling at her texts."

"Dude, how many times have you done this?"

"Enough" Wes smiled knowingly "Okay Kurt," Wes began, but as he looked down he realized that the little boy had already darted off towards the group.

Rachel, Brittany, Santanna, Tina and Mercedes were all at the mall (Quinn wasn't invited because she's a bitch). With prom coming up they were all excited to shop for dresses. They had all settled down to eat a mid-afternoon ice cream when a still very little Kurt came barreling towards them.

"Kurt!" Mercedes squealed happily, grabbing the smaller boy and pulling him into a hug "You're so cute as a little kid!"

Kurt smiled at them all "Hewwo!" He said. By about this time however Wes and David had caught up to the Kurt and quickly introduced themselves to the girls.

"Why hello there! Aren't you a lovely group!" Wes commented, flashing a charming smile. Tina rolled her eyes and turned her attention back to her phone but the other girls smiled back at this mysterious newcomer.

"Look Wes, girls!" David cried, going along with their plan.

"Yes David, girls!" Wes replied, struggling to keep a straight face. He turned back to the group and said sweetly "please excuse my friend, he's very confused. You see, he's never met a girl before. He's been at Dalton all his life. I promised him that on his 17th birthday we could meet some."

Rachel and Mercedes exchanged a look that very clearly translated to bullshit. Brittany seemed entirely convinced by the story and Santanna's eyes were beginning to have the flirty glint that she used to pick up guys in bars.

David sniffled, using his acting skills to bring tears to his eyes, "They're so beautiful, Wes!"

Wes smiled at him like a parent would smile at a little kid and nodded sadly "They truly are aren't the David?" His eyes widened and he smiled as if he had just gotten the best idea in the universe "Would any of you be willing to go on a date with my friend?" David gasped in excitement for added effect.

"Would you really be so kind?" He asked, his eyes sparkling.

Brittany gasped and smiled brightly at the two boys. "Of course I will! Poor David!"

Santanna rolled her eyes at her friend, as just then a very disheveled-looking Blaine dashed up to the group, panting "Don't listen to them!"

"Bwaine!" Kurt cried excitedly, hopping out of Mercedes lap and running over to his friend.

Blaine smiled at Kurt and picked him up "Hi Kurtsie, were Wes and David mean to you?"

"Not reawwy, they wanted me to talk to giwls for them." Kurt said matter-o-factly.

Mercedes, Rachel and Tina burst out laughing at the looks on Wes and David's faces. Brittany was crushed. "You big liars! You're just meanies!"

"Yeah, god guys, what's wrong with you?" Blaine chimed in.

"Seriously, Blaine shut up!" Wes rolled his eyes at his friend.

Kurt gasped and yelled at Wes "That's a bad thing to say!"

Wes looked at the little boy, confused "What?"

Kurt lowered his voice to a whisper "You said 'shut up!'"

Wes began to laugh and soon David and the New Directions girls joined in. Kurt watched them all indignantly and cried "It's not funny!"

Blaine was trying extremely hard not to break out into hysterics himself, because he had decided that it would just make Kurt angrier. "It's okay Kurt." Blaine said reassuringly "Wes and David say lots of bad things."

"Mommy says I shouldn't talk to people that are bad." Kurt said, still pouting at the fits of laughter coming from Blaine's friends.

"You can talk to us Kurt, It's okay. Trust me! I'll give you candy." Wes offered a piece of chocolate to Kurt. Where he had gotten it Blaine wasn't sure, but he didn't have much time to think about it because Kurt began to struggle.

Kurt clambered up Blaine's chest until he was seated on Blaine's shoulders gripping his head and shouting something at Wes. When Wes unwrapped the candy and stuffed it into Kurt's mouth to quiet him down Kurt just spit it out and began wailing. Mall-goers walking by gave disapproving looks.

"Kurt!" Blaine cried as the toddler accidently kicked him in the face "What's wrong, buddy?"

"Mommy says that if a stranger offers me candy I'm supposed to not take it, ever! I'm supposed to yell as loud as I can and run away to go find a big friend like mommy or daddy." Kurt thought about this for a moment, then added "Or Bwaine."

As Blaine explained to Kurt that it the rules didn't count because he already knew Wes, Kurt continued to argue loudly and in all the confusion no one noticed a track-suited figure that had approached them from behind.

Then the figure spoke, and suddenly everyone knew just who it was. "I thought I smelled failure… I was planning on mocking you all, possibly tossing one or two into the fountain, but now I see that you have miniature porcelain. You sparked my interest." And with that Sue Sylvester began concocting a plan.

OooOoOoOo cliffhanger! SUE! You're all excited I know it xD I'll try to update sooner, but no promises :P

P.S. I started a role play on the forum section of this site. All of the Glee Characters will have super powers and fight zombies and go on adventures. It'll be really awesome and you all should go join. Like right now. LINK: .net/forum/Another_Glee_RPWith_a_twist/88418/