High school is brutal! I miss ONE day of school because of me being sick, and I have homework up to my knees! How does that work? *sigh* Anyways, I don't own anything, even though I wish I did. I wouldn't have to go to high school. -.-
Professor Oak looked at the transparent picture of Ash's body on the screen in front of him. He watched as the picture of Ash's head zoomed in, focusing mainly on his brain. The red, blinking dot was moving into the pink body part, as Professor Oak sighed in frustration. "Great." He said, sarcastically under his breath.
"What is it?" Tracey asked, concerned about the man's sudden grief. Ash and Brock looked at Professor Oak too.
"They went into the wrong vein. And because of that, they're going inside Ash's brain." Professor Oak said looking at them with a frown plastered on his face.
Ash's eyes widened, as he quickly grabbed onto his head. "They're going inside my brain?" He yelled.
"Yes. Now you'll have a sudden liking to ketchup and a sudden hate to bug Pokémon!" Professor Oak said, grinning evilly. Then he laughed like a psychotic demon.
Ash got on his knees, and wept anime tears at the ceiling. "No!" He shouted.
Tracey and Brock sweat dropped. Brock sighed, before saying, "This is going to be a long day."
Inside the vein, Misty, Pikachu, and Azurill were just at the peak of Ash's brain. "Okay. Hold on, you guys. We're almost in Ash's brain." Misty warned, gripping the steering wheel. Pikachu and Azurill quickly hugged onto each other in Misty's lap, as they feared the worse.
Suddenly, the vein ended as the tiny ship was thrown out of the blood vessel and into the pink organ. Misty screamed, along with the two Pokémon in her lap. The ship somersaulted in the air, as it finally dove into the cushiony side of Ash's brain.
Outside, Ash's big pupils shrank as he suddenly got a small headache. It felt like a different part of his mind was revealing itself. Randomly, Ash's cap fell off of his head, and onto the ground, as a grin grew on his face.
Brock, Tracey, and Professor Oak all looked at him, as Brock asked, "Ash? Are you okay?"
"Brock! I know what we're going to do today!" Ash yelled, gripping onto Brock's left arm.
"Um…what?" Brock asked, cautiously, as he tried to get free of Ash's strong grip.
"We're first going to build a big rollercoaster! And then, we'll host a monster truck derby and build one of our own! And we'll build a racecar and a racecar track!" Ash begun, more ideas popping in every millisecond.
"Professor, what happened to Ash?" Tracey asked, turning away from the scene and to the man sitting in the chair.
Professor Oak typed some things on the keyboard before replying. "It was the ship. When they were pushed out of the blood vessel, they must have spiraled out of control, and accidentally hit a part of Ash's brain, activating this weird moment."
"How do you know all this?" Tracey asked.
"Misty just told me over video chat." Professor Oak said, gesturing to the screen that indeed had Misty's face there, making Tracey sweat drop in embarrassment. Professor Oak turned around in his chair to look at Ash, who was still holding onto Brock's left arm. "By the way, aren't you a little old to be quoting from kid shows?"
Ash looked toward the man with the same smile, as he nodded, and said, "Yes, yes I am."
The Professor just sat there, trying to comprehend with Ash's response, before saying, "Well, okay then." Then he turned back to the video chat. "Now Misty, I want you to press the button on the left side of the keyboard."
"Okay." Misty said, as she looked away from the screen and to the keyboard. "Piece of cake." But it wasn't as she realized how many buttons there were. Then she randomly pressed a button on the left side.
The ship toppled out of the side of Ash's brain, and fell down on the floor of Ash's brain, activating a different thing.
Outside, Ash's pupils shrank a little bit more than before, as something else was going to happen. Ash released his grip on Brock's left arm, as he backed away, putting a hand against his temple, while looking down. "Are you okay?" Brock asked.
Suddenly, Ash's face looked up to Brock's, as a loving smile was spread across his face. "Oh, Brock. No need to worry, as long as I'm with you."
Brock gasped at Ash's words, as he just stood there, frozen in place, while Ash started to slowly walk over to him. Ash walked around Brock, not moving his eyes from Brock's. "Oh, Brock. I never realized how strong your muscles are." Ash said, as he put a hand on Brock's arms, feeling his muscles.
"Please stop." Brock pleaded.
Ash's fingers tip-toed on Brock's right shoulder, seductively. "And your chest is so hot." Ash continued on, as he started to twirl a strand of Brock's spiky, brown hair, with his index finger.
"You're scaring me." Brock whimpered, as Ash got in front of him, and leaned his face close to his.
"And your lips are so tempting. Any woman would be lucky to have you." Ash said.
Brock sighed, and said, "Yeah, any woman."
But Ash's smile grew, as he suggested, "But what about a man?"
"What?" Brock asked, as his friend drew closer into his face.
"Any man would be lucky to have you. And your lips are so tempting to kiss." Ash said, licking his lips. "So kissable." Then Ash was just about to plant Brock a kiss on the lips, before his side got in contact with Croagunk's Poison Jab. Ash toppled down on the ground in pain.
Brock grabbed at his chest, breathing heavily. "Thank you, Croagunk." Croagunk stood there, before looking at Brock, and then at the fallen Ash, realizing that it had Poison Jabbed the wrong one. Then it grabbed its Pokéball from Brock, and put itself back inside.
The fall made the ship inside, bump into another part of Ash's brain. Ash's eyes opened up wide, totally forgetting about the pain, as he stood up. Brock put his hands up in defense, as he saw his friend looking at him again. "Dude. Not again. I don't want to get freaky tonight unless you're Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny!" He yelled.
"Que?" Ash asked, cocking his head to the side. "Me llamo Ash. Como te llamas?" Then he held out a hand.
Brock looked at it, and then at Professor Oak. "Um, did I just hear Ash speak Spanish?"
"Si." Professor Oak said, nodding. "But no seriously, yes, the fall made the ship hit another part of his brain."
"La casa es mucho grande!" Ash said, looking around the big lab, and then he grabbed at his stomach. "Tengo hambre."
Inside, Misty, Pikachu, and Azurill got up from the fall and walked toward the keyboard. "Okay. What about this one?" Then she pressed a different button on the left side of the keyboard. The ship turned upside-down before falling down on Ash's brain.
Ash's eyes looked up at Brock, as he smiled, and started to sing.
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
Yeah, we like French toast!
Doot, do do do doot.
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Brock sighed, before putting his palm to his head, and started rubbing his temple. "All of these changes are giving me a headache."
"Sorry." Misty whispered inside Ash's brain, as she heard what she accidentally made Ash do, along with what type of song he was singing. "Maybe this one?" Misty asked, as she pressed a button at the top of the keyboard. The ship flew straight up, hitting the roof of Ash's brain.
Ash's pupils shrank in size, as he got on his hands and knees. Brock looked down at Ash in wonder of what stunt he was about to pull now. "Ash?" Brock asked.
"Pika!" Ash yelled, happily. Inside, after hearing his master's response, Pikachu stood there, frozen, unable to believe the concept of Ash acting like it.
"Pikachu." Ash said, as he jumped on Brock's shoulder, thinking that Brock would be able to withstand his weight. But Brock was caught off guard, and toppled down.
"Pika pikachu." Ash said, as he got off of Brock and walked a few feet away. Then he raised his right leg high above his head, his tongue sticking out.
"Oh my gosh." Tracey said, looking at what Ash was about to do, and quickly covered the Professor's eyes with his hand.
Just as Ash was about to groom himself, Brock quickly ran toward him, and yelled, "Don't even think about it!" Then he quickly grabbed onto Ash's left ear, and yelled into it, "Would you get out of Ash's brain, already?"
Inside, Misty nodded, and said, "But what button?" As she frantically looked at all the buttons, then she remembered the blue button that pushed them out of Ash's stomach, maybe it would work the same with this situation. Misty nervously, pressed the blue button. As soon as it was pushed, the ship got out of its recent position and flew forward into the side of Ash's brain, this time pushing through his brain.
Outside, Ash blinked and looked at Brock. "Now what?" Brock asked, ready for the worse.
"256 is the square root of 16. 16x16=256!" Ash said, quickly and randomly.
"Great, now he's a nerd." Brock said.
The ship continued to push out of Ash's brain, until they were finally on the outside of his brain. "We did it!" Misty yelled, putting her hands in the air.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu yelled.
"Azurill!" Azurill said, jumping up and down.
But since, the ship was off auto-pilot and no one was steering at the moment, the ship started to fall to a hole in the side of the wall. Noticing the ship's off track course, Misty quickly grabbed onto the steering wheel, but it was too late, the ship crashed down into the hole, as it spinned and spiraled into the hole, denting the ship every way possible.
Once the ship finally stopped, Misty looked at the two Pokémon. "Are you okay?" She asked.
"Pika." "Azur." They said, nodding and smiling.
"Now where are we?" Misty asked, as she got up and walked toward the windshield, looking out. Outside the ship were big, black hairs sticking out of the ground and ceiling. Covering parts of the ground was this yellowy, green liquid. Misty looked just about ready to throw up, as she quickly yelled, "Please tell me we're not where I think we are!"
Just review and tell me where you think they are. And yes, Phineas and Ferb exist in the Pokémon world, along with Parry Gripp! XD I loved making this chapter! It was so much fun! I hope you liked it just as much as I did.