Okay, I officially lost my damn mind. Like…what am I doing? Ever since the Amphibia finale aired(which was BEAUTIFUL and MEANINGFUL, I will say.), I feel something had to be done. Like, say...a Gravity Falls crossover should be in order? And you know what that means?
...Well, actually, I can't tell you that, but you must've already figured it out by now from the summary that I'm gonna bring the big bad himself in this story! X)
And also, this will be a (wait for it)...a SprAnne story. BUT LISTEN TO ME! This will feature a HUMAN SPRIG!
Say what? How is that possible? How could I somehow make Sprig a human BEING? ...Did you not read the summary and as well as who was gonna appear here? X(
So without further ado, cause I'm impatient to get this made, I present to you-OH! Wait! Hold on!
DISCLAIMER: Amphibia is owned by Matt Braly and Gravity Falls is owned by Alex Hirsh. These shows are both owned by Disney...and are perfect series. Thank you. :)
NOW! I present to you...the story! :D
o| Deal with the (Dream) Devil |o
-PROLOGUE-
...Well...shit.
...I'm technically dead…
Dead with no body...
...Just a floating self-consciousness. Nothing but a brain-dead rock in the real world...
I'm basically a soul...
...Wonderful.
...I am...dead.
...Technically...
...But I'm still...dead...
...
...
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...MOTHER FUCKER!
MOTHER FUCKING SHIT, BITCH, BASTARD, FUCKER, DICK, DAMN FUCKING DAMN IT, HORSESHIT, MOTHER…MOTHER...MOTHER-AH, FUCK IT, I'M PISSED! ROYALLY PISSED! JACKED-UP PISSED! MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER FUCKERTON PISSED!
...Well, I'm glad I got that out of my system!
...But still, I'm friggin' screwed over here...
...By none other than Stanford Pines' idiot brother!
The DUMB ONE! STANLEY PINES!
...Hoo-kay, Bill, not all is lost. I can still think per-se, I can still speak to myself, I can still exist...per-se.
...Wait, if that's true, then where am I? It's all a black void here...
...Oh no.
...Ooooh, noooo, come on!
If I'm where I think I am, then please let anyone, BESIDES HIM, just really...um...end me now again, I gues-
PER-KWWOOOOOOOSSSSH!
...Shit.
…Hello, Cipher. I see that you've lost.
Oh gee, I guess I did, huh? Funny you should say that, since you ALREADY KNOW! HUH!?
Just starting a conversation, Cipher. By the way, watch your language.
Oh, come on, Big G, I'm not in the Heavenly Plane here. I mean, you kicked me out of that place a loooong time ago!
Still, you should've seen this coming.
Oh, like, I was supposed to know that that neanderthal, that YOU created, by the way, would trick me with the old identical switcheroo!?
To be perfectly honest, I did know that you didn't know. You're cocky, arrogant, and most of all, you were the one thing that I despise the most.
Let me quess here, prideful?
Exactly.
Well, whoop-dee-doo! What do you call Stanley then? You know he doesn't believe in YOU, do you?
I do. But in due time, he will know that I Am real. He has a lot more years to go, and it would be all thanks to his brother, Stanford.
Ugh...you're not gonna tell me how he does, are ya? I HATE faith-based movies! They're too happy and HOPEFUL! UGH! You might as well let that be my Hell. I mean, that's where I'm going, right? By the way, how come you aren't like mad at Stanford for going to multiple universes without YOUR permission? That's a big thing, you know?
First of all, even Hell is too good enough for you. Secondly, while Stanford has been into the multiverses, which I created, it was not his fault. You drove him there to the multiverses. And even then, Stanford, and yes, even Stanley, are good souls.
HA-HA! Oh, that's funny! You calling Stanely a good soul! Seriously, Big G? He lies, thieves, swinldles, murders, counterfeits, curses, I mean the list goes on and on! Why do YOU care about that meaningless fleshbag?
SILENCE, CIPHER! STANLEY IS JUST A POOR TROUBLED SOUL THAT HAD HARDSHIPS IN HIS LIFE. I CARE FOR HIM AS I CARE FOR ALL OF MY CREATIONS! AND YOU'RE ONLY BITTER BECAUSE HE TRICKED YOU.
...Ah, whatever. You're way too soft, you know that?
And you are a fool.
Oooooh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoooooo! Nice! Reeeeal nice, Big G! I bet you saved that for a good while, didn't ya?
Enough. I came in your depraved presence to give you a proposition.
Oooh, a proposition, huh? For little ol' me? Hah! Great, now I sound like that fat little clown Gideon. Now THAT kid is going to Hell, right?
You be surprised what time will do.
Hah! ...Wait, seriously?
Anyway, back to the topic. I'm giving you a proposition.
Alright, okay, sure! Lay it on me! I'm sure it won't suck!
Watch yourself, Cipher. I'm giving you another chance.
Whoa, wait a moment. A chance? YOU? Giving ME a CHANCE? What dimension am I in?
You are where you think you are. And there is only ONE of ME.
Okay, okay, okay, look, you got my attention. What do I have to do? What is this proposition?
Since you are now listening, I will tell you. I am going to send you to another world in this same universe.
Really? Sending me to another world? Without a body? Oh yeah, this is gonna be good.
SILENCE. DO YOU WISH TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, OR NOT?
...Eeeeh, sure, whatever.
Thank you. You will be sent to another world, without your body, floating in the spiritual plane in that world. Now, I will offer you a test.
A test? You're giving me a proposition, and a test? Boy, you're really steppin' up, aren't ya!? Just what do you got up your Holy Sleeve?
Simply put, you now exist as a spirit in that world. You will try to find a way back to Earth from there, and you can only enter the people of that world's minds through their sleep. You will also appear as a part of their Dreamscape, begging for them to bargain with you. However, when someone listens to your desperate pleas, that person will listen and also be desperate enough to bargain with you. That will be your way out of that world, so you can think of how you can cross over to your body back on Earth.
...Wait a second. So, I have to possess someone into letting that person go to Earth? And maybe possess that person into leading them to my body back at Gravity Falls? Is that what I'm hearing?
Indeed you are.
…Okay, what's the catch here?
You think this will be easy?
Pah! If these saps are like the people on Earth, they'll be simple enough to be wowed at being in a new world. And when I do take control, my powers in whatever meatbag of a person's body I will be in? You better believe it will be a snap!
Hold yourself. There are restrictions and rules for this test.
...Eh? Say what now?
You will possess the person, but you will not be able to take full control of them. Once you sway that person to make the deal, that is when that person will acquire your powers, and you will only exist in their thoughts.
...Alright, alright. I can live with that. Kind of like a mental illness, eh? Ha! That'll be fun.
You still think this will be easy, hm?
Hey, it'll be easy-peasy, bloody-squeesy! Haha! Made that up myself, just so you know!
Yes...I do. Either way, it is time to send you to that world now.
Wait a minute, you're not gonna tell me what kind of world it is?
Where's the fun in that?
...Sometimes, Big G, you have a boring sense of cosmic humor.
Says you. I actually have a sense a humor. You're just sadistic.
...Touche. Either way, I'm going to this world now, huh?
Correct.
Well, this would be the part where I say that I show you and your crew that I WILL come back, but...I WILL COME BACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! AND BY THE WAY, TELL OL' LUCIFER I SAID 'HI'! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
And then...Bill Cipher disappeared.
...Time and time again, I will say the same thing about Cipher...he is such...a jerk.
End of Prologue
(WITH SPECIAL GUEST STAR: GOD!)
So...yeah, what do you think so far? As of now, I'm just setting this up so I can give you a concept of this. But don't expect quick updates here. I got other stories to do, and I need to be familiar with the world of Amphibia to know what I'm doing. But yeah, in the meantime, here's this prologue to get yourself pumped, or...something... XP Actually, I think I might need help with this and the lore of Amphibia, and maybe someone can try to beta it for me? :O
But again, tell me what you think so far! :) Do you like it? I hope so! Do want to see more? Well, you'll have to wait! XD Until then, thank you for reading and keep on rocking everybody! :D
-TSP