Warning: The following chapter may be disgusting to some viewers. So if you have a weak stomach just like Azurill, then press the back button on your computer right now! If I find out that you've been throwing up everywhere, don't blame it on me. You've been warned. I don't own anything.
Misty looked around at their location, as the paper bag that Azurill was throwing up in, was just at the peak of overflowing with vomit. "OUT OF ALL THE PLACES IN ASH'S HEAD! WE HAD TO CRASH LAND HERE?" Misty yelled.
Pikachu grabbed a paper bag, as it started to feel nauseous. "Pika pi. Pikachu." Pikachu whispered.
Misty quickly grabbed the paper bag from out of Pikachu's paws. "Give me that paper bag." She ordered, as she started to breathe into it, making the bag expand. "This isn't happening. This is not happening." She tried to soothe herself, closing her eyes.
But once she opened her eyes, again, she would accidentally look out the windshield, and wince. "Sometimes, I really hate that boy!" Misty yelled, crumpling the bag, and throwing it at the windshield.
"Pikachu." Pikachu said, agreeing with her. Don't get it wrong, Pikachu loved Ash like he was another Pikachu. But seriously, why did this have to happen to them? Pikachu sighed.
"Azurill." Azurill said, before grabbing a second paper bag to throw up in.
Outside, Ash fell to the ground, his head in his hands. "Aw man. Those guys gave me the biggest headache ever! I hope they're happy!" Ash yelled, as he then groaned in pain.
"Well, we're not happy with where we are, you know." Misty yelled, from the screen.
"Where are you, Misty?" Professor Oak asked, as Misty clenched her teeth, and turned her face away from the screen.
"I really don't want to answer." Misty said, as Ash stood up from the ground, and walked toward the screen.
"Why not?" Ash asked.
"Because I just don't!" Misty snapped, making Ash back off. "Just find out for yourselves." Then she walked away from the screen, and toward where Pikachu and Azurill were sitting.
Brock sighed, and said, "She would make us do the work."
Professor Oak sweat dropped, but then he started to type on the keyboard, making the transparent picture of Ash's body pop up. The red dot was blinking in the middle of Ash's face. "Where are they?" Tracey asked, narrowing his eyes to see if he could make it out.
"I don't know. I can't tell. We'll have to turn the picture sideways." Professor Oak said. Then he started typing on the keyboard again. The picture of Ash's body turned sideways. "There we go. Now let's just zoom in on that dot." Professor Oak said, pressing a button, making the picture zoom in on the red, blinking dot.
When it was done zooming in, Professor Oak and Tracey looked at each other in disgust. Then Professor Oak slowly stood up in his chair, and turned to Brock and Ash. "I think I'm going to go use the bathroom." Then he quickly grabbed at his mouth, before running out of the room.
Tracey's face turned green. "I think I will too."
"But there's only one bathroom in here." Ash pointed out.
Tracey ran out of the room, grabbing his mouth. "I'll use a tree!"
Ash and Brock stared, confused, of their friends' sudden sickness. "I don't get what the big deal is." Ash said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Maybe it has something to do with the transparent picture of your body?" Brock suggested, turning to the screen.
"You might be right." Ash said, as he walked toward Brock, who was looking up at the screen. As he looked at Brock, Ash saw Brock with the same disgusted expression that Professor Oak and Tracey had had. "Now what?" He asked.
Brock turned his head away from the screen, his finger pointing at it. "Look at where Misty and the others are."
"Fine. But I don't get what the big deal is." Ash said, repeating his recent quote, as he crossed his arms, and looked up at the location of the red dot. Then his pupils shrank as he saw where they were in his body.
"Oh. They're there?" Ash asked, turning to Brock.
"Mmhmm." Brock nodded.
"Gross." Ash said, looking down. For you see, the location of that red dot was in the center of Ash's nose, almost making him look like Rudolph the red-nosed Stantler if the dot was moved up a few inches.
"Yeah, gross is right!" Misty yelled from the tiny ship. Ash looked up at the screen, seeing Misty's face there, along with Pikachu.
"Pika!" Pikachu shouted.
"I'm sorry! By the way, where's Azurill?" He asked, noticing the missing blue Pokémon.
Misty pointed behind her, as she said, "It's throwing up in a paper bag in the corner of the ship."
"What? Gross! It's throwing up inside of me?" Ash exclaimed.
"Well, it doesn't really help that we're trapped in your left nostril, now is it? All of it is making Azurill sick. So don't get all mad!" Misty said.
"Fine. Just clean up after yourselves." Ash said, almost sounding like a parent.
Misty rolled her eyes, as she saw Professor Oak and Tracey come back into the room. "Did you find out?" Professor Oak asked Ash and Brock.
Brock nodded, grimly, along with Ash. "And what about you?" Professor Oak asked, looking toward the screen.
"Yep. Sadly." Misty said, looking out the windshield again.
"Well, just don't get out." Professor Oak said.
"Like I would?" Misty said. Suddenly, something pushed onto the ship, making it lurch forward. "What was that?" She asked, looking behind her. Misty opened the hatch, as she saw the ship sinking in the yellowy, green liquid.
"Ah!" Misty yelled, as she closed the hatch and ran to the screen. "We're sinking!"
"Sinking? In what?" Tracey asked.
Misty grimaced in grossness, as she said, "Disgustingly, in mucus." Then she quickly grabbed a paper bag to throw up in. On the screen, Professor Oak and Tracey quickly threw up off-screen. "What do we do?" Misty asked, frantically.
"Press the green button!" The Professor ordered. Misty pressed the green button, but nothing happened.
"Nothing's happening!" She wailed, continuing to press it. Then she looked at the level of energy the ship had, and it was empty. "The energy's all gone!"
"It is built off of gas." Professor Oak said.
Misty looked at the screen in realization. "You mean to tell me that you built a futuristic transportation vehicle, yet it still runs on gas?"
"It was supposed to be a toaster!" The man said.
Misty rolled her eyes, and said, sarcastically, "Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure this thing makes toast."
"Well, if you put it in the right slot." Professor Oak suggested, giving him an evil glare from Misty.
Suddenly, Misty felt the ship start to go down, making her, Pikachu, and Azurill slide to the back of the ship. "We need to get out of here!" Misty quickly grabbed Azurill while Pikachu jumped onto her head. Then she pushed on the hatch, making it open.
Misty quickly jumped on the top of the ship, away from the pool of mucus. Misty looked around for something to grab on, as she then looked up. Above them, was a nose hair about ten times bigger than them. Misty gulped in grossness, as she would regret it as soon as she thought of the idea.
"Guys! Jump to that nose hair and hold on tight!" Misty yelled.
Pikachu looked up at it, as it gulped disgustedly, and then jumped off of Misty's head, and to the nose hair, holding onto it, tightly. Azurill did the same, holding onto it with its tail. Azurill's face started turning green.
"Hold on!" Misty commanded, as she looked back at the ship, before jumping off of it, and grabbing on, tight, to the nose hair. "This is so gross." Misty whispered, as she saw the rest of the ship sink in the pool of mucus. "But at least we're safe." She said, giving out a breath of relief.
Outside, the red, blinking dot on the screen, vanished. Everyone looked at it in concern. "Where is it?" Brock asked.
"I don't know." Professor Oak answered, as he started to type, frantically on the computer, hoping to get the signal back, but nothing came up.
"This is bad." Tracey said. "If we can't find the signal, then-."
"Then Misty, Pikachu, and Azurill could be lost inside Ash's body forever." Professor Oak said, making Ash cover his face with his hat.
"I'm so stupid." Ash whispered, unable for anyone to hear. "Why did I have to eat them?"
Brock heard Ash's last comment, and patted his back in comfort. "It's okay. We'll find them." But Ash didn't answer him.
Inside, Misty heard something, as she quickly turned her head. "What was that?" She asked, cautiously.
"Pika pi?" Pikachu wondered, looking at the direction of the sound.
Suddenly, a glob of mucus started to make their way towards them. "Ah!" Misty screamed. "They're like white blood cells! They must think we're an infection! Quickly, Azurill use Water Gun!"
"Azur…ILL!" Azurill squirted water from out of its tiny mouth, hitting the mucus, and the side of Ash's nose.
Outside, Ash looked up, eyes wide, as he got an itch from inside his left nostril. Wanting to get rid of it, Ash breathed through his nose.
Inside, Misty, Pikachu, and Azurill turned their heads, as they heard a gust of wind coming their way. "Ah!" Misty yelled, as she felt her hands start to slip away from the nose hair. But someone beat her to it, as she saw Azurill's tail break free of its grip on the nose hair.
"Azurill!" Misty screamed. Quickly, Pikachu lunged toward the blue, baby Pokémon, and grabbed its tail, before it could fly away.
"Pika!" Pikachu yelled, as its paw lost its grip on the nose hair in the process. "Pikachu pi!"
"Pikachu! Azurill!" Misty yelled, as she quickly grabbed onto Pikachu and Azurill with one hand, and the nose hair with the other. Misty hugged Pikachu and Azurill close, as the wind continued to blow in their faces. "Hold on!"
"Is something wrong, Ash?" Brock asked, as he noticed his friend look away from him.
Ash looked up at Brock, as he shook his head, and said, "What? Oh no. I just had this sudden itch." Brock cocked his head to the side in confusion, but then he shook it off.
Inside, Misty felt her hand starting to part with the nose hair. "We got to do something! If we get blown away, we'll be lost in Ash's body forever!"
Misty quickly looked around, seeing only mucus and other nose hairs. Suddenly, an idea sparked in her head. Misty looked down at Pikachu, who had its eyes closed, and was holding tightly to Misty. "Pikachu!" Misty said, making Pikachu look up. "I want you to use Thunderbolt on that nose hair!"
Pikachu looked at what Misty was talking about, and looked up at her with worry. "Pikachu pi." Pikachu said, as it didn't want to use Thunderbolt, and then hurt Misty and Azurill in the process.
"We'll be fine. Just trust me!" She yelled. "Before it's too late!"
Pikachu nodded in determination, as sparks of electricity started erupting from its cheeks. "Pika…CHU!" Pikachu let out an enormous amount of electricity toward the nose hair, shocking it and the side of Ash's nose.
Outside, Ash got the sudden itch again, but this time it was stronger. Ash quickly scratched his nose, wanting to make the itch go away.
Inside, Misty winced in pain, as the thunderbolt had hit her as well. "Again! Do it again!" Misty yelled.
"Pika…CHU!" Pikachu electrocuted the nose hair again.
Outside, Ash's teeth clenched together as the itch got stronger. Brock looked at him, as he said, "Ash? What's wrong?"
"The itch is back." Ash said his teeth still clenched together. The itch just would not go away. "Ah. Ah. Ah."
Inside, Misty felt short amounts of air come in, as the nostril started to shake. "One more! Pikachu, use Thunderbolt! Maximum power!"
Pikachu directed its aim toward the nose hair, as it quickly yelled, "PIKA….CHU!" Electricity exploded from out of Pikachu as it hit the nose hair, just about frying it.
Outside, Tracey, and Professor Oak turned around to look at Ash, who was starting to act strangely. "What's going on?" Tracey asked.
After noticing what Ash was about to do, Brock quickly ran away from him, yelling, "He's gonna blow!" Tracey and Professor Oak gasped, as they quickly hid behind the chair.
"Ah. Ah! Ah!" Ash said, closing his eyes, tightly.
Inside, the shaking got bigger. Misty held Pikachu and Azurill tighter, as they waited for the worse. "Hang on tight! It's gonna get windy!"
"Ah! CHOO!" Ash said, sneezing into his hand.
Misty, Pikachu, and Azurill screamed in fear, as a gust of wind pushed them, making Misty release her grip on the nose hair, and out of Ash's nose.
Yep. I'll say that this was truly disgusting. But it had to be done. I'm sorry. For those of you who weren't sickened by this chapter, I hope you like it, and please review. There's one more chapter before it's completely over. ^^