DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF TWILIGHTS CHARACTERS...BUT I DO OWN BAIB...

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He turns on his heals and briskly walks away. Aw funs over.

I think Albertsons is my favorite place to go at midnight now.


I continued to eat my marshmallows when someone taped me on the shoulder. I jumped and smacked my head, oh damn. While rubbing my head I glanced up. It was security. Or as I call them the bad asses in blue!

B.A.I.B (bad ass in blue), "Miss, I have a report by an employee that you stole a bag of marshmallows, and continued to eat them after he told you to stop." I have no idea why but I started laughing my ass off. An officer was called to check out people eating in Albertsons? What the hell has this world come to?

Apparently laughing in an officer's face is not a good idea…oops! "Miss, I do not see what is so funny about you trespassing and eating food that you have not bought."

My laughter ceased, "I'm sorry officer, I am really tired from my day at school. My roommate forgot to buy groceries. I have really big tests tomorrow and needed marshmallows. Officer can't you see my predicament?" I might have been playing it up just a little, but turning on the charm is always fun.

"BELLA!" Oh shit, it's the pixie and roommate Alice. This is just getting better and better.

Alice face was pretty hilarious. I was sitting on the floor with a half open bag of marshmallows and a police officer standing over me with a confused expression on this face. Alice being her charming self marched up to the officer, "Hello officer, has my friend been breaking any laws? I should warn you she has a wrap sheet for stealing and random acts of violence. She just can't help herself, we think she has schizophrenia." I can't decide what was funnier, Alice story or the officer's face when all 4'11" of Alice marched up told him my life story…or her version of my life story. "Officer, if I were you I would just let this go and move on…we're doing no harm!"

2 hours later.

"Alice, I can not believe you got us arrested," "What were you thinking telling him I have schizophrenia, and a wrap sheet for violence!" Alice sighed, "Bella, how was I supposed to know that you were getting in trouble in Albertsons, I was sitting in the car for God's sake." I reached up and put my hands on my forehead, this can't be happening. HIM! It was his fault, that stupid hot man. I never even thought I had insulted him that much, that he would have me arrested. At least I didn't think I made him that mad.

I pondered this for a while but then became bored with the idea. Since I have nothing to do I might as well tell my real life story. My name is Bella Swan; I am 20 and live in the small cold town of Forks, Washington. I rent an apartment with my two best friends, or former friends, Alice Brandon and Rose Hale. We were notorious trouble makers, but this was first. We usually stopped before being arrested. Only this time it had gone too far. Rose would be so pissed of that we got arrested with out her, we would be hearing about this for days.

A police officer approached our cell, "Ladies your bail has been paid, you may go." I glared at Alice, this was all her fault. We made our way out of the cell and saw Rose standing in all her glory with a pissed off look on her face, "Hello Be-otchs," she smirked. "Wow Rose, harsh words, harsh words," I snickered she never could swear. "I can't believe you too, you were arrested in Albertsons's …Albertson's for God sake? What did you do mug someone?" Oh dear, this was going to be an interesting ride home. "Oh, you will tell me later, first though picture time!"

Picture time was sacred in our friendship. Anytime we did anything stupid or crazy we took a picture so we would always remember it. The three of us huddled together and took our mug shot. I grabbed the camera and looked at the picture.

There was me the short skinny burnet with a smirk on my face, Alice the tinny pixie with black spiky hair and Rose the goddess of beauty all legs, bust and blonde hair. Together we were the three troublemakers off all time. Apart we would never survive.


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