So, yeah, up late writing most of this again after watching The Evil Dead for the first time and being too terrified to sleep. And yeah, I lied about this being a one-off although it does mean that the title is more than slightly irrelevant now.
"Good morning." McGee said all-too brightly, walking to his desk.
"And what's so good about it, probie?" Tony said sarcastically, staring at the high ceiling.
"Uh..."
"He is just sulking because Gibbs won't give him the weekend off." Ziva smirked.
"I am not sulking!"
Gibbs walked in quickly, ignoring the squabble. "We've got a dead marine."
The Doctor grinned as he stepped out of the TARDIS again. In front of him was a small group of people who had frozen mid-way through getting out of vehicles at the sight of the police box materialising in their crime scene. Suddenly the woman and one of the men had guns pointed at him.
"Not interrupting anything, am I, Jethro?" grinning and raising his hands in mock-surrender.
Gibbs shook his head. "Perfect timing."
"You know this guy, Boss?"
"Yeah. Drop the guns."
"But he's..." Ziva protested.
"That's an order, David." Gibbs snapped.
"And this is your team? Wow. They're taller than I imagined." He turned to McGee. "Except you."
"Uh... boss?" McGee said, obviously uncomfortable.
"Yeah, McGee?"
"Who is he?"
"I'm the Doctor." he grinned.
"Doctor who?"
"Just the Doctor"
Donna walked out behind him. "Oh, don't start this again" she said, rolling her eyes.
"What?"
Ducky hurried out of the van. Normally he'd get Palmer to drive bur the younger man was mysteriously off sick today which was unlike him. No-one to blame for getting lost on these ridiculous roads and being late then.
He completely ignored the tension surrounding the scene, Tony, McGee and Ziva all glaring at two strangers, and walked straight past them towards the body.
"Donald Mallard!" an excited English voice said behind him. "This is like a family reunion!"
Ducky turned, instantly recognising the voice, and smiled at the lanky man in the brown suit.
"Does everyone know this guy except us?"
Said that I was going to upload this on Monday, I thought I had but I must have gotten distracted, sorry