Kagome, and her babysitter, Kisame!
A/N: wellll… I got bored, typed it up, oh and the slimy thingy-ma-bob? It was reality, trying to claim me back to reason, HA! If that ever happens, Hidan would say to the whole world that he is gay and in love with Itachi. .HAPPEN…EVER! Should have put this earlier but, DO NOT FOLLOW THE NORMAL NARUTO LINE. ~looks at last chapter~ AHHHHH! Forgot the disclaimer! NOOOOOOO! ~mass panic~ I DON'T OWN! Srry for occ-ness
Kisame didn't regret many tings, like, say trying to kill the mizukage, but, he regretted giving the girl, kagome, candy. "KISAMEEEEEE!LOOK!IDIDIT!SEEEE?NOWICANWALKON~" Kisame's eye twitched as she fell from her over-excitement, she was learning, from him of all people, how to control chakra, how did that happen again?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*flashback*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"er- uh, welll…" kisame was growing impatient " I'm waiting" kagome took a long deep breath " Papasaidificouldn'tfindhimihadtogotoakage,whateverthatisandtellthemtha tandiwouldunderstandlaterand thatisallllllliknow!" (papa said if I couldn't find him I had to go to a kage, whatever that is and tell them that and I would understand later and that's allll I know)
kisame blinked as he deciphered what she said. "…Do you even know where you are?" kagome blinked, "nopey… , could you train me? Pleaseeeeeeee?" "No way kid" But kagome had a evil card up her sleeve, the cursed, and fear, ultimate power of!... THE PUPPY DOG EYES! DUN DUN DUN! "Please?" and she looked up at him with watery eyes a pout, and some sniffles, and, where those cat ears? And a tail? But looking at that, even the most hardened Shinobi would say yes. The rest was history.
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'…I still have to ask where she got the ears and tail' she was now on his shoulders bouncing uncontrollably asking the same question over and over again "are we there yet?" "no" "now?" "no" "now?" "part one of being a ninja, you must be quiet, and patient" "ok" she whispered they went on in silence. Kagome, having been worn out after her mega sugar rush was falling a sleep. He won't remember the sugar rush, for many reasons but the main reason was all. Those. Questions! His eyes shifted to the trees, he knew someone was following him, so he knelt down and put Kagome on the ground gently, the brat had grown on him. "Alright, who are you, and who sent you?" he was surprised by the man coming out of the ground, but did not let it show. "So you knew we were following you. Impressive." Kisame eyed the man; one part was black and the other white. He was wearing a cloak that was black with red clouds on it. He had green hair and golden eyes… with a plant around his body. And people called him weird for looking like a shark. This man looked like a fucking plant! "Kisame, nukenin of hidden in the mist, former member of the seven swordsmen of the mist. S-class criminal." "Yea, what of it?" he tightened his grip on shameha, ready to swing it if necessary "Now, answer the question." The man tilted his head "We are of no importance. Yes we are dumbass. Your mean! You ruined the mysterious setting I put down! I could fucking care less." Kisame blinked at the two voices coming from the man. "Answer, this is my final warning. "We are zetsu. Our leader sent us. To recruit you. But we were not aware of your… cargo. She is not cargo, maybe." Kisame looked at kagome. "I'll go see this leader of yours, but if she is harmed, I will kill you." Half of zetsu looked disappointed "so, I can't eat her? No you idiot!" Kisame picked kagome up, for she still slept. "lets go."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*the world meeting*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"As you know there are 7 continents, aru. But, Asia, the person who had raised me, said there were 8, and that the 8th would be a small child hidden from the rest, aru" china finished the speech he was giving. The other countries looked at him strangely. "HAHA! Yea! That a good one china!" America started laughing. Russia stood next to him. "But its true, I just didn't know when to look," he looked at china, "I assume you started looking, da? The country might be come one with me, kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol" All the countries shivered when a dark purple aura surrounded him. But it stopped as soon as it started. "We shall look, da comraides?"
YAY! I FINISHED! AND THE COUNTRIES ARE INTRODUCED! WHOO!
Key
White zetsu: WEE!
Black zetsu: RWAR!
Kol: meh, russia's laugh, you'll see it written around him.
Aru: means nothing, in English sub you'll hear it but in dub you won't
Comraids: friends,allies,ect. in Russian,
Sameha: the chakra eating sword that is kisame's weapon.
Kisame might be her father figure and occ, I've watched the hetalia anime, but their personalities I might get wrong, there are just too many to write all at once ~bangs head on table~ this took a while, I was debating on putting in an oc for the hetalia moment, but decided against it ah well, read and review
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