Disclaimer: YES TWILIGHT'S MINE! POOF! Oh no it was just a dream =( sadness

Hey are you ready to get stuck in the world of Alice Cullen's mind of games? I hope so..what will the chalenges be and who will win the glory...Bella or Pretty Boy, that's the question.

So lets begin

Bpov

I was so screwed

I was stormed out to the car once we had finished our pizza. Why would Alice come up with this?

"To torture you, and to make myself happy," I heard from behind me, i swear she could read my mind sometimes.

"Alice there was no point. I was arrested big deal, but this competition is going to mean seeing them again and I really just want to be alone."

"Chill out Bella, its not like were forcing you to marry the guy!" Rose added

EPOV!

"YOU JUST SAT THERE!" I yelled at Emmett and Jasper,"Sat and said nothing, I have school and a life I can't be fooling around right now!"

Em stared at me and then started to snicker. "What is so damn funny Emmy?"
That shut him up, "You need to chillax Eddie, its a little competition, its good for you and the Bella chick well she was mighty fine." Uggg, i could never get anywhere with him. I turned with pleading eyes to Jasper, he just raised his shoulders,"Sorry dude, you have to do this." My life sucks.

24 hours earlier

I rolled over in my sleep and smacked something...solid?

"DAMNIT!" Emmett yelled as i smacked him on top of the head, my eyes shot open and found him applying whipped cream to my hand and a feather in the other. "Emmett? What are you doing?"

"I have decided to become a cannibal, so i thought I would make your hand taste better!"

"Emmett, you are an idot."

"What?" Sometimes i couldn't understand him, how was he older than me? He acted like a five year old child.

"What's the feather for then?"

"Ummm, my eating utensil?"

I groaned in exasperation. "What time is it?"

"5:45."

"WHAT? Emmett you know i work at 5, why didn't you wake me up?"

"I just got home dimwit. You never asked me to wake you up either."

I jolted up from bed, and ran into my closet. Emmett peeked his head into my closet, "Eddie, why do you work two jobs. You are going to medical college and working at Albertsons at the same time. You barely have a life...you need help little brother."

I wasn't sure witch bothered me more, that my brother was telling me I needed help or that he called me Eddie. "Well Emmett some of us do not have the luxury to work on cars and get laid every weekend." Emmett smiled big, that was his life fore sure. " Well Eddie what are you standing there for, you are already late for work."

Shit. I wipped out my phone and dialed Bob, my boss. "Hey Bob! I'm really sorry, I got home from school and crashed. My brother didn't wake me up until now." There was a silence on the other end...damn. "Well Edward, since this is the first time you are late and you are going to school I will forgive you. But next time you are fired. Shelly had to cover your shift, so you will have to take her shift."

Damn, Shelly had late night Albertson duty, all the crazy people, great just what i need.

So far late night had not been too terrible. I was bored out of my mind.

"Yes!" I heard a younge feamale voice cry out of an isle, hmm I sometimes do not understand people. I kept walking the isles until i reached isle number 12. At the end of the isle was a young woman eating a bag of marshmallows. I kept walking and then froze. Wait? Whats my job again, oh ya i work here. I made my was down the isle and yelled, "HEY!"

She began to choke and looked up at me with startled eyes. After the shock wore off, she looked to be checking me out. Great a crazy, horny woman. Just what i needed. She then started to giggle. Oh dear. Before I could speak, she blurted out, "May I help you?"

Wait? Can she help me?I stuttered, "Wait...what?" "You do realize that you have to pay for those, don't you?" I shot at her . She snickered, "Are you like the Marshmallow police or something, just waiting for klepto to show up?" "I am a free citizen, using my rights, I will pay for these when and where I want to."

Oh and a smart ass. So now I'm dealing with a horney crazy smartass kelpto woman...great. "What's your name miss?"

"I don't know. What's yours?"

I groaned, and mumbled why me. I turned on my heals and briskly walked away. I then flipped out my phone, "Hey Phil, could you call security to come check out a disturbance in isle 12, Thanks." I hung up, sorry smart ass horny woman but i win this round.

I pulled up to the Pizza Parlor after my shift and climber out of my car. What a day. Emmett and Jasper are sitting at their normal table, I wave as I come in and head to the bathroom, uggg i just wanted to go home.

I came out a few minutes later, and made my way to the table. Jasper and Emmett were laughing so hard they were almost in tears. Oh dear God, "What?"

Emmett gasped for breath, " Those ladies over there were talking about how they just got bailed out of jail for eating marshmallows in ALBERTSONS!" He burst out laughing again, as a look of horror came over my face. Oh no. It couldn't be?

I turned around and yes, there was smart ass crazy horny klepto woman, I think I am going to call her SACHKW. She was standing with two of what looked like her friends, she was blushing and laughing. She was a beauty, with long brown hair and as i recall beautiful brown eyes. She was shorter and had sweats on, damn she was pretty cute. "Oh shit."

Emmett looked up," Wait thats not the girl you busted tonight is it?"

"Umm, kinda?"

Jasper's jaw dropped, "Dude you need to go over and talk to her!"

Ok...I got up and Emmett and Jasper followed me, I crept up behind her, "Well Hello."

She spun around and smacked me in the face. Ow, that hurt.

"I'm So sor.." she began and then looked up, and recognized me.

"You?" Was she muttered.

"Me." Is all I said. ME? What the hell was i thinking.

Her blond friend moved forward and stuck her hands on her hips, "One of you gentlemen owe me bail money, and I had to flirt with the guard to drop the charges so i should also get a tip." Emmett stepped forward and pulled out money from his pocket gently laying it in her hand, he then smiled, "I bet you didn't have to flirt much, he would be putty in your hands." Rose smiled sweetly and leaned in," Well, that's something for me to know and you to never find out." She winked and turned on her heals to get the pizza as the cashier called our number.

Emmett, had a mesmerized expression on his face as he watched the blonds ass walk away. SMHCKW snapped her fingers and gave him the look as if too say, eyes on the face mister. Emmett blushed and then a wicked smile appeared, "Hey! I'm Emmett and its a pleasure to meet you!"

Bella, was her name. She was twenty like me and majoring in journalism. She wanted to be a writer and a part time klepto. Her blond friend was Rose, a mechanic. Emmett's dream woman. The short pixie friend was a clothes designer, Jasper was infatuated with her. I kept staring at Bella, trying to figure her out. She must have noticed."Would you stop staring at me?" she snapped. I jumped startled and started to apologize but she flipped out! "You should be apologizing, not just to me but to my friends who were inconvenienced by your stupidity." "Bella!" Alice and Rose snapped. "I'm sorry Edward, Bella here has had quite the day, you will have to ignore her attitude right now," Alice covered.

"No really I probably deserved all of that, and Bella," she turned to me,"It was not my intention for you do be arrested. Reprimanded? Yes. Arrested? No." I really had no intention of her being arrested, just annoyed by security. I had to find out from Phil what she did?

"Reprimanded? For what eating fatty food? Or opening a bag of marshmallows in a public place, without paying for them?" She shot at me.

"Both actually." I smirked.

"What?"

"I'm kidding, will you forgive me for sending you to jail?" Wow what a weird question.

"How can i forgive you? I don't even know you?"

"She's right you know,"Alice jumped in," How can she forgive you without even knowing you?" That to me did not sound like a good thing.

"I say, you have to earn her back. By a set of challenges that we will all participate in. The winner wins the battle and has to have the looser kneal down and admit they were wrong in a public place." Alice explained.

Rose added," Yes and eatch challenge, the four of us will created to be fair to both of you, and the winner...well will get justice."

"Wait!" Bella piped up," We still don't know eatchother, we are complete strangers!"

"Well after this you won't be."

Oh damn, i am so screwed.

YEEEEEEEEEY! my first Epov, how did you like it? So next chapter will be the challenges...this chapter was much longer...do u like!!!! Tell me if you do, thaks for all the reviews i will reply to all!!!!ENJOY.

side not sorry for all spelling/grammar errors, im getting better though!

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