A/N: HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nata:… what was that?
Me: only naruto fans shall know. Now, I know people want the story but, you want to know why I have not updated when I could? Math Exams… in the middle of the semester… of the school year… that is it.
Nata: don't forget I gave you fwasome ideas that you wrote down… then lost…
Me: you cannot be still mad at that… it was a week ago
Nata: shut up, and type…
Me: but reads want to see me speak er, well, see my words ~looks at readers~ right? ~giant hammer hits head~
Nata:… now I have to say the story thanks a lot
"Well, isn't this interesting, some brats thinking they can take me on?" Sasori looked at the ninja the sand village had sent after him. "What are you? Jonin? Cuunin? Or am I aiming too high?" It was a squad, but, he couldn't bring himself to care all too much. He had a secret weapon, the third (or is it second?) KazeKage himself as his personal puppet, literally. "Shut up you little freak! We are going to take you down and bring your head to the kazekage!" "So a new fool is at the reigns? So soon? I would have thought the village would fall without the old one." The man clearly looked furious "Our new kazekage ordered your head and we are going to give it to him." Sasori was bored already while looking at the others telling him to shut up. "You all are wasting my time, if there is nothing worthwhile, then, I will have to kill you all." He already had his puppets out and then didn't even notice, by looking at their stance, they were most likely new cuunin after him 'this is a waste of time' moving a few fingers the puppet was in front of him, ready to release poison. "Die" With those words the poison gas came out, filling their lungs and slowly melting their insides, some of the squad was in the middle of performing handsigns, others with shurikin and kuni ready to defend themselves from what the thought was projectiles coming out of the puppets. "… a waste of time." He was ready to turn, when he heard something. "who is there? Come out now, you're wasting my time."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Different location, few minutes earlier~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
'wow, he is good, like, super mega awesome totally cool awesomely cool good.' Kagome could barely be quiet in the desert. 'I can hardly stay still!' She was on the white side of zetsu. And if he could read her mind he said in a low mummer " I know its exciting, but its best you stay still, and quite, unless being dead is appealing to you." Her eyes winded and she stayed as still and quite as possible. Watching his puppets release his poison gas. "shit! Cover your eyes, nose, and mouth! Hold your breath too!" doing as his black side said she waited for 3 whole minutes until one of the zetsus gave the word that it was safe. When he did, she took a big breath of air. Which got them caught. "you couldn't be quiet could you ya little brat!" "hush, it was 3 whole minutes of holding her breath, you would do it too, and she had no formal training as well, considering the he is a s-class, you should give her credit for staying quite as long as she did." "… I hate it when your right." " I hate when your right, doesn't mean you have to complain." "shut the fuck up." "no, you shut up." "you"
"you"
"you"
"no way, you shut up."
"um, zetsu, he is waiting for you both to be quiet."
"…"
"…"
"Are you finished?"
"yes" " you wasted 10 whole minutes of my time, you're lucky I was curious of what you… three wanted with me, as she explained it was important."
"ah, yes, but it is not us, but our leader who wishes for your presence, not us." "we are following orders heh." "yep, leader-sama wishes for you to come with us. It will be worth your time, I promise you that." Sasori eyed the child ' she is an odd one. And she is hiding many things, though she may not even know herself. What is your secret, little one? For I shall find out, even if you don't know yourself. I assure you of that.'
Nata: end of chap. The end