Disclaimer: For the umpth time Twilight is not mine and will never be unless i steal it.

To say the lease I wasn't very happy with last chapter...so i hope this chapter is better. Now as school goes on my updates may become fewer but hopefully i will be on track and keep my story posted...but for me to keep updating ill need more input. I know how annoying reviewing is but when you write stories you have no idea how helpful it is to your story and how much it is appreciated it also is really nice to know that people appreciate your story =)..

ok so how did you like the first challenge? Well hopefully you like the second. I really like writing Epov so this challenge is going to be through his point of view.

Epov

I have no idea how I got myself into the situation. Last night I had seduced a woman into making out with me for a competition? My mother taught me how to be a gentleman and in the last two days I had sent a girl to jail, and seduced a random stranger. It was my damn brothers who got me into these kinds of messes. If they hadn't insisted that we met for pizza then I would not have run into Bella and then I would not be in this kind of competition. Emmett and Jasper were telling me about the second challenge that we would be taking part in tonight. I was really glad that finals were weeks away so that i could partake in all this nonsense without disturbing my job and school.

I was walking by Emmett's room when i heard a soft singing. Its only 7am so I know for sure that's not Emmett. Wonder boy doesn't wake up untilthe late hours of the afternoon...lazy ass. I slowly opened his door with my eyes squeezed shut. You never knew what you would find, when you opened Emmett'sdoor. Once I had the unfortunate event of seeing him and a lovely blond butt naked on his bed passed out. I washed but i was never clean of this event. I never had to worry about that kind of stuff with Jasper he was very quite about his personal life and if he didn't come home he got lucky. Apparently he got lucky last night, because he wasn't here this morning.

I slowly opened my eyes. Thank God, Emmett's dressed. But where is the sound coming from? Did my doofus of a brother leave his radio on. I pulled the radio forward, nope its off. Whats that sound. I moved near Emmett and the sound got louder. "Wake up in the mornin." What the hell? "Feeling like Phidi."Oh my God, Emmett was singing in his sleep, not very well or accurate I might add...but he was singing. This was too good to miss. I whipped out my phone and hit the record button. "Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city. Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, I ain't coming back." I couldn't stop laughing, then Emmett snorted while singing and I totally lost it. I fell on the floor laughing and Emmett jumped up and screamed like a little girl.

"EDWARD! WHAT THE HELL? I was sleeping."

I was gasping for air, all I could do was lift up my hand and point, and then the whole event would replay and I would burst out laughing again. "Eddie, I knew you were on crack but this is just ridonculous. Its frigging 7am on a Saturday. You need help."

"At least I don't sing in my sleep." I smiled big, oh yes I now had something over my brother that would publicaly embarras him. My day had just become wonderful.

Emmett turned on his bed and stared up at me in confusion."What in Gods name are you blabbering about?"

"You sing in your sleep."

"I do not." Emmett's eyes shifted, I totally had him now.

"Yes you do and I have proof."

"Edward, are you telling me that you came into my room at," he glanced down at his watch,"7 am to record me sleeping? The night after I had my head shaved because of your stupidity."

"Wait? My stupidity?" How was him getting blown off my fault? "Well little brother if you hadn't sent Bella to jail, then this wouldn't have happened."

"Emmett, if I recall correctly if you weren't such a perverted pig, was it, then maybe you would not have lost last night."

"Edward, if it wasn't 7 am I would kick your ass right now. But i would watch out if I were you. You have just messed with the Emster and you will pay. When and where? You will never know, but you will pay." At that Emmett flipped over and fell back asleep. Awww shit. Having an angry Emmett was never good. I would probably get fired for something he does....or regret ever taping him.

Apparently the next challenge, was a random assignment givin to every person. We all had to write down a obscene dare and then draw someone elses dare from a hat and then follow that dare to the letter. I really had no idea what each person was going to do, but the challenge was to do it with out getting arrested....my was bad ass. My person had to break into 10 cars in a parking lot. Then they had to turn the volume super loud and turn the windshield wipers on. That way when the owner got in their cars their music would bast and windshield whippers would go off.

I looked at my envelope and shuttered, my challenge was almost as difficult and I was worried. I walked into First Interstate bank and got onto the elevator. So far I was the only one...good this gave me time to prepare. I rode the elevator up and it stopped on the third floor. A young woman got on and pressed the 15th floor. We were both silent. When I jumped, "Oh my God, did you feel that?"

She looked over at my like I was crazy,"Feel what?" "The elevator shaking and jolting...your telling me you didn't feel that?" "Nooo." She looked frightened and got off on the 15th floor. The elevator door shut. 1 down 29 to go. I continued to ride the elevator all day long. Everytime someone got on i would have to do or say something different. Sometimes, I would come on shake everyones hands and tell them to call me Admiral. Other times I would say,"Shut up shut up shut up!" and smack my head, like I was talking to voices. One time I yelled group hug and then enforced it, I must have creeped out a lot of people because security showed up and escorted me off the premise. I had filled out all 30 of the challenges. (A.N. All thirty challenges are on my profile if you want to know what Edward had to do for all of them =))

I drove home in my precious Volvo, pulled up and slowly trudged into the house. Emmett opened the door when I knocked and saw me and started laughing. I was wearing a really big black cape and had a whole box of weird junk. "Dude, what have you been doing all day?" "My dare," is all I replied as I headed into to take a shower. Once I got out, I grabbed a beer from the fridge and sat on the couch. "So Emmett, and Jasper what were your dares?"

Emmett started laughing, "Well Edward, I had a pretty simple dare. I had to sing in my sleep and get caught on tap doing so." I stared at Emmett, that was his dare? "I had been singing for two hours waiting for one of you two to come find me....it was a painful two hours and now my voice is almost gone." I couldn't believe that he had gotten off so easy, well he did have a bald head so I guess it balance out. Jasper's challenge was to walk around all night dressed as a gay singer. He was supposed to comment on peoples dates, hit on men, wear a lot of pink and sing and dance a lot. So I guess he did get lucky last night, he got to be gay for an entire evening. (A.N. I don't mean to offend anyone...I just think that it would be a funny challenge. So i apologize if I offended anyone =() I told Emmett and Jasper about my night. By the end of my story they were on the floor dying of laughter. I couldn't help but wonder what the girls challenges were, also that meant that all the girls got our challenges. Tomorow night at dinner would be entertaining, and interesting.

I couln't wait.

HIT OR MISS? SO i think i do better on the Epov chapters which is weird, but ok...i like writing from a guys point of view ..hahahah that's hinky =)! ok so please please review!!!! Thanks! Also I used Tik Tokin my story which is not mine, and i used ideas from the book I am the Cheese which is also not mine! WHOO HO!

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