DISCLAIMER: Twilight is MINE!!!I STOLE IT!!!! Uhhhoo the police are here to take me away...fail.

Okdoke lets get this party rolling!

Epov!!!

To say I wasn't nervous would be a complete and total lie. So yes I was nervous. I walked into the Police station and saw Paul sitting there.

"Hey Paul, im here to bail out a Bella Swan?"

"Sure thing Edward. Hey Edward, ain't you the one who sent her to jail?"

Wow not only is Paul an observant and polite police officer but also an English major. "Well Paul actually you arrested her both times, I'm just the one who gets to go bail her out?"

Paul disappeared around the corner. I heard a mumbled, "Finally," and then Bella rounded the same corner. Her face was stonic and she approached me.

"So...What was your dare? Did it happen to be breaking into cars? And then getting arrested? Because no matter what you are paying for my bail!" Bella turned on her heal and walked out of the station.

"Not even a please." Paul laughed as I handed him the money and retreated out of the station. Bella was standing by my car waiting impatiently.

"What took you so long to get here?"

"I was having car troubles, and wanted to make sure I didn't kill myself." I saw a gleam of regret in Bella's eyes. At first I was surprised that she was sorry, then I realized why she was sad. She was sad that I didn't kill myself. Jack ass!

"Bella, would you please get in the car?"

"I would Edward," she snickered, "But the doors are locked!"

Oops. I blushed and hit the buttons and she smirked. We both hopped into the car and I pulled out. The first couple of minutes were dead silence.

SIZZZLE, SNORT, CRACk, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. My car came to a complete stop on side of the road. Oh great, I just entered into the worst sort of hell.

"I must have the worst luck in the world," Bella whispered. I seconded that thought.

We looked at eatchother, and the silence continued.

"Ummm...thank you." Bella quietly whispered. My head shot up in surprise smacked my hand against the steering wheal and cursed. Bella giggled. "Your uh welcome I guess." I was in shock she thanked me and then giggled.

"Edward?" "Yes?" "I want to apologise for my behavior the past couple of days, I have been so very rude. You see..." She paused and I waited for her to continue..."I am very competitive. I have always been friends with Rose and Alice and they have beauty. They use that beauty to get guys and to live. I do not have that kind of beauty so I use my wits, sarcasm and wiles to protect myself from getting hurt."

"Bella..." I started but she shushed me. "Please let me finish? I was adopted when I was younger, both my parents died in a car crash and Alice and Rose adopted me into their family. I always felt like a burden, so I became the life of the party. The fun, the crazy, the one who got in to trouble...to make up for inconveniencing them at such a young age. I'm really not this crazy, its just an act that I have never let down."

"Bella? Why are you telling me this?"

"Well for several reasons. One You have had to bail me out of jail already, and have sent me to jail already. We are sitting in a broken car, all alone on the highway with no radio and no sounds. So I though this would be a good ice breaker...I would just tell you why I act like I do."

"Well ok then. I am Edward Cullen, age 20. I graduated college early and am no working to become a doctor. I live with my two pain in the ass brothers. I work at Albertson's and my mother always taught me that if you go to jail you always bail the lady out first." Bella started to laugh and I smiled. This was a good start.

"So what was your dare?" I never should have opened my mouth, cause now I was going to get slaughtered.

So people think that when your car breaks down you immediately go into survivor mode. Call friends, call the cops, call a tow truck. But for Bella and I we played truth and dare or twenty questions. Forgetting about the entire ordeal of a broken, cold car.

"Just so you know Edward. This changes nothing between us."

"What do you mean?" Was she still angry at me? Would she eventually kill me? I was so in for it.

"Well we still have a competition to finish. I have no doubt that we are far from done, and my goal is to make you suffer and go to jail at least once." I smiled ok, jail I could live with. Wait...what? I'm loosing my mind.

"Well Bella, its my plan to win. I can't wait to see your face as you kneel down and admit to people all over that I win and you lose."

"In your dreams Pretty Boy."

"Oh don't worry you are." Wait?

"What? I'm in your dreams? That's like a 45 on a 5 creeper level scale."

"You didn't let me finish. The image of my victory is in my dreams!" Yes I am so good at covering up.

"What ever you say Cullen."

"Ya Swan, what ever I say."

SMACK!

"Ouch! Don't Gibbs slap me!"

"Oh sorry big baby!"

At the same time we turned, "Never say sorry it's a sign of weakness!"

Bella giggled and I smiled, "You watch NCIS?"

"Ya, every Tuesday. Mark Harmon is so hot."

"Mark Harmon? Hot? You have got to be kidding me?"

"Hey don't mock the Mark. He is one of the most sexy and bad ass men alive."

"One of the most? Who are the others?

"James Marsden, Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen...need I go on?"

"Ok if they are so hot, what are your favorite movies that they play in?" This should be good, probably some sex R rated movie.

"Well Hugh Jackman it would have to be one of the X-Men or The Origins Of Wolverine, James Marseden it would be 27 dresses and Viggo Mortensen first would be Lord of the Rings (one of my favorite movies!) and then Hidalgo."

My jaw dropped open, so much for sex and R rated movies. Those were some legit action films...except for 27 dresses.

"So Edward, now that I have told you who I think is hot...your turn."

"My turn for what?" oh movies, well I am a deprived child. " Well Bella, actually..."

".God. I totally get it!"

"What?"

"Your Confused! It all makes sense. You have no girlfriend, your sitting in a broken down car next to me, you were impressed by my beautiful men, you wear tight clothes cough jeans cough and your hair is like perfect every day!" It must be 2012. The world is ending. I was just called gay again. First Emmett....now Bella. Sadness.

"I am not gay!"

"I never said gay...Bi?"

"Bella! I was going to say I believe that actresses are usually fake and ugly to me. They are not real, just men's imaginations running wild."

"Actresses: Men dreams come true. You should embroider it on a pillow you would make good money."

I turned to the road in front of me and was snapped back into reality. My car! MY precious car was broken! I reached forward and turned the keys and it roared to life.

Bella went rigid and turned to look at me," Have we sat here for the past hour....with a working car?"

"Maybe," I mumbled and hit the gas swerving onto the road and headed to Bella's. I reached forward and turned the radio on. We both sat in content silence listening to quite piano music.

Emmett and Jasper had left a while ago, so when I reached Bella's I was going to turn around and go home. I pulled up and Bella started to get out. She turned to me, "Edward," She smiled," Don't think that I have forgotten about the whole dare incident. I will get you back. It will be painful for you but very pleasant and enjoyable for me. Goodnight Pretty Boy." She shut my door and made her way to the door. Turning around before closing it and smiling.

I was so screwed.

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