Disclaimer: Twilight will never be mine, i just get to make them do what ever i want..hehe dirty =)....

Ok next chapter is everyone excited? Personally I was a little sad..no one answered what they thought was going to happen? I guess its ok because we had a half naked Emmett =)....so now for the muffin challenge and the Hang out with Pretty boy! Oh my goodness what could happen? OH the possibilities!!! Oh and question? Who likes what better...Bov, Epov or a mixture of both. Just let me know...all who review this chapter is for you.....OH WAIT? THAT RHYMES!!!!!!

Bpov

I pulled the muffins out of the oven and set them on the rack. I put them on a tray and headed into the living room.

"Muffins are in da house!" I yelled, everyone smirked except Emmett. His eyes glazed over...I was having flashbacks of Lord of the Rings and Golum staring at the Ring...I was just waiting for him to say, "My Precioussssss."

To my dissapointment he never did say that.

I set down the muffins, and took my seat on my bean bag. Jasper sat across from me, with Alice resting against him. Rose and Emmett sat diagonal from me..and Pretty Boy sat next to me!

"Alright Emmett? You ready? I should warn you....I can eat a lot more then you would expect."

"Really my young skinny padawan...I believe that I will kick your ass."

"Well Master Yoda...at least I am not green, half naked and short!"

Emmett's smirk fell from his face," Are you mockin the Yoda?" Mockin the yoda?

"Emmett? Were you dropped repeatedly on your head as a small child. Or when you were born were you not all there?"

Edward chocked and spewed milk all over. I squealed and Emmett looked like he was pondering something.

"Actually Bella. I may act like a complete moron but I am actually a valedictorian for both College and High school."

"I'm impressed Emmett. Ready to devour muffins?"

"Hells ya!" Ladies and gentlemen the valedictorian.

I finished stuffing the last muffin in my mouth!

"Done!" I yelled as everyone cheered! Emmett fell to the floor, fake tears rolling down his cheeks.

"Emmett," Edward snorted," You just got served by a girl."

I reached up to high five him when it hit me...by a girl? I reached around and Gibbs slapped him on the back of the head.

"Damn! I wish you would stop smacking me."

"Nope never, as long as your an idiot."

Emmett was rolling around on the floor still then he croaked out, "I think I am going to explode!"

I looked down at him, "Actually I was going to say that you were looking mighty chubby at this moment but then I changed my mind. Wait? Did I just say that out loud..oops." I was smirking the entire time and then we all started laughing.

After a while truth and dare had died down and Alice and Jasper were quietly talking about life. They were so cute together. Jasper a quite, gentle and calm soul with Alice the devil who wears parada. Then there was Emmett and Rose who were complete opposites. One crazy and spastic, the other a hunter of cars and men. I believe that you could switch those twos rolls.

I leaned over towards Edward, "Channing Tatum."

He glanced over at me with a confused expression,"What?"

"Channing Tatum on the hot list." "Oh, got it."

"Have you thought of some actress who you think is hot?" "Ill work on that."

We were looking at each other and smiling when the whole room seemed to stop. It was just us. Staring at eatchother. Completely comfertable with one another, and content to stare.

Alice broke my moment....I will never forgive her for that.

"Wow its getting pretty late. You guys might want to head out."

Edward glanced down at his watch, "Yes probably. Common Idiot 1 and Idiot 2."

Emmett started to get up, "Can I be idiot 1?" Jasper smacked his head, Edward rolled his eyes.

"Common."

I lead them all to the door, Emmett and Jasper waved and Edward turned to me, "Until tomorrow night Ms. Swan, until tomorrow night." He then leaned down and kissed my hand, smiled a breath taking crooked smile at me, turned and jogged to his car. I stood frozen at the door.

I am so screwed.

Epov

6:55 pm the next day.

I had been driving around Bella's house for the last twenty minutes. Waiting to pick her up, I tried to keep telling myself it was just casual. It wasn't working. I know that since last night when I kissed her hand I had felt something. A spark of electricity that made me feel alive the minute I kissed her hand. I had never been good with girls. Yes I flirted but this would be your classic story of the 20 year old virgin. I was pure and Jasper and Emmett always teased me. But I was beginning to think Bella might be the one, though I would never tell her. Never, that's why I will never tell Emmett either. Or everyone in the world will know that I am well pure.

Bella came out and hopped into my car, "Lets go!" She smiled and I drove off towards my humble abode.

A while later we were sitting in my apartment and enjoying pizza. "I can't believe you won yesterday! That's the first time I have seen Emmett loose at anything!"

"Well I will have to win more often then, its good to loose builds character." Bella turned to me and asked, "So Edward what do you want to do?"

"How about we watch a movie?" "That's chill with me." I went over to my TV and pressed play, I was so going to redeem myself with this.

"Bella was sitting there watching me when the title popped up on the screen. She squealed, jumped up and attacked me.

"OH MY GOD!!!! WERE WATCHING LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!! OH I LOVE YOU EDWARD!" She then gave me a big kiss on my cheek. She blushed, "Sorry I love this movie."

For the next four hours we watch The Fellowship and I watched as Bella recited the words, hummed to the music and giggle when other people would never giggle.

During the movie she turned to me, "Have you ever realized that this entire story is about men fighting over jewelry? It cracks me up every time."

"Why do you love this movie so much?" "Because it takes me into another world, a world of war but that still has hope and beautiful men I might add. Its just magical to me, and I love it very much. Thank you for letting me watch it." "Your welcome Bella."

We continued to watch and then we got to the part where Boromier is dying and Bella started to crack up. I looked up shocked, "Hes dying...why are you laughing?"

"Have you ever watched Legolass's face during this part? When Aragorn kisses Boromier's head he looks super jealous. I believe it is because he is gay."

"Do you have a fedish with calling people gay?"

"Dude he says thinks like....The red sun rises in the east blood has been spilled this night? I mean who talks like that unless your a gay elf!"

This woman astounds me, shes obsessed with gay elf's...sweet.

The movie ended and Bella was smiling. "Edward?" "Hmmm?" "Well if you think about it, Gandalf could have taken the ring and flew on his eagles over Mount Doom and dropped it in...how easy would that have been?"

"Bella?"

"Yes?"

"I love the way your mind works."

She laughed, "Well it wasn't my idea...I looked it up on Youtube."

Hit or Miss? Did you like? Okdoke All LOTR stuff is not mine even though I so wish it was =)....extended versions best sorry if i butchered the names, I was too tired to look up the correct spelling. Tell me what you think

Until next chapter my readers...until next chapter

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