Author's Notes: I just want to say this to everyone who reads this fanfic: I don't update usually on weekdays and SUNDAY (I have a shift in my job that day) because of school work so my updating days are usually Friday (evening) and Saturday, Perth, Australia time. I didn't know that my fic was that funny because I usually just type my outrageous idiotic ideas. Thanks Yami Ryuu-chan for telling me that Amaimon is quite in character, at least I know that I'm not killing his character because if I did I would have an urge to shoot myself, just joking. BTW I just want to ask this but what do you think of Suzume (OC) ? Is she a Mary-sue? If she is, please tell me to keep me sane. I have this urge to kill myself if I make my OC a Mary-sue. Please do review. I enjoy opening my Mail every recess and lunch in school because of reviews.

Special: Thanks to the people who reviewed, you guys are awesome. Seriously you are! You guys inspire me to make more chapters. ( " 3 " )O Loves You All!

Rated: T

Genre: Romance/Humor

Warnings: OOCness, vulgar words or foul language and yeah so on…

Disclaimer: I don't own Ao no Exorcist, Kazue Kato owns it. She is an awesome lady just like Akira Amano.

Summary: I made a demon king my familiar but it's weird since I'm the one treated like a follower. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Somehow I feel like there's another contract residing in our relationship. He's a demon and I'm an exorcist…

PERPLEXED CONTRACT

Cowardice is a Virtue, When?

"Whenever we're together you are to wear the female uniform of the school."

"I'm the only one who's allowed to see you wearing it,"

"A…lright…"

I actually said yes, shit. Is this a nightmare? If it is, Sensei slap my head. I need to wake up!

I'm going to pretend loving him? What if…

I think I lost my sanity ever since I met the bastard. I've been agreeing, I mean I've been forced to agree to all agreements, contracts and deals that came to my life because of him. I have to end that bullshit of a contract that I agreed to do. Seriously, I have to pretend loving a man…I mean I male demon! My love is only for Yukio but now it's going to be for the bastard. I hate this, I feel like I'm cheating on Yukio…

'Idiot Miyazaki, you and Yukio aren't even together. What bullshit are you talking about?'

You know what inner Miyazaki you're right. What was I thinking! Yukio would never like a fag like me.

'Again, what bullshit are you talking about you're a fucking girl! Why the hell are you calling yourself a fag!'

Why do I feel like you're not my inner Miyazaki…

"BECAUSE I'M NOT YOU'RE INNER SELF YOU IMBECILE!" Someone slapped me on the head and I winced in pain.

"Then who the hell are you!" I yelled. I received another slap on the head.

"Damn brat! Who the hell do you think?" the voice yelled back.

Sensei, why are you talking to me in my mind? There was a pregnant pause.

"Are you really that oblivious to your surrounding?" the voice asked.

"What do you mean…ob-" I was cut off by someone slapping me on the head.

"DAMN IT! I'm behind you!"

I spun around to see my sensei who was glaring daggers at me. He was damn pissed; a dark aura was surrounding him. Is he a demon himself?

"Sensei, how are you this fine morning!" I greeted and he twitched.

"Don't even ask stupid questions Miyazaki, you know how I'm doing when I'm seeing my student showing her idiocy to every living being." He said annoyance in his tone. "You were talking to yourself in the hallway and doing hand signals, it was a good thing no one was around except me or else your gender would be revealed you fucking idiot,"

"I'm not an idiot! I can't help talking to myself because I lost my sanity! Sensei save me!" I crouched and sulked at the nearest corner.

"You lost your sanity? Why the hell are you always exaggerated! It pisses me off, what the hell is your damn problem!"

"My damn problem...is…I have to wear the damn female uniform in front of some guy who *coughs* fancies me." I muttered darkly. I looked up to my teacher and as expected he was smiling like a Cheshire cat. I swear if he wasn't my teacher and my extended family, by now he would be dead.

He is so random as well before he was like 'I'll fucking pummel you, idiot' mode but now he changed into a giddy girly mode.

"Do you fancy the guy as well?" he asked and I gaped. Well, to be honest I don't really. I fucking hate him but I have to pretend…liking him for the sake of that agreement shit he was talking about. "Uhmmm…yeah…" I swallowed.

"Really? That's great! At least you're getting attracted to the opposite sex, so how may I help Suzume-chan?" he asked and I gaped. What the hell is he saying! Attracted to the opposite sex? Is this the first time that I'm attracted? What bullshit, does he think YUKIO is a girl? What kind of sexism is this?

"Are you an idiot?" I asked nonchalantly and he blinked. "I have a crush on Yukio. Did you think he was a girl?" I emphasized 'Yukio'.

"Aren't we talking about Yukio? Doesn't he fancy you? Weren't you willing to tell him the truth about your gender?" he asked and I was taken aback. Yukio does not fancy me. Actually no one fancies me even the cute demon guy who I makeout with. He is just pretending that he fancies me. Wait, I said he was cute again!

"Ah…right. I ended my crush on Yukio…some other guy fancies me and I like him too…" I said 'like him' with disgust in my tone. He smiled.

"My little Suzume is growing up," He hugged me and I groaned. Fuck I hate this pretend thing. Yukio I still love you!

"Yeah…yeah…so how can I make myself…cute," I blushed. This is so embarrassing asking a gay guy for advice about girl cuteness.

"Yeah…school uniform…the colors you hate it don't' you?" he asked and I raised a brow. Colors? I forgot what the uniform looks like. Seriously I need to stop being oblivious to my surroundings but I can help it…I'm used to doing that because of what happened…before

"Uhmmm…What colors was it again?" I asked and he blinked.

"Pink, Yellow, White and the tie color," he pointed out and I twitched. He said pink…I hate that damn color. It reminds me of sensei being gay that's why I hate it. Gay ass fag he loves the damned color but at least he knows me well. I hate the color.

"It's cool, I don't mind because it is part of the uniform after all." I lied. Shit I hate lying but I have to pretend for crying out loud.

"I'm so proud of you! You've changed sides. All my effort was worth it," He cried. It was tears of joy by the way. Who's exaggerated now? I think I got my exaggerated trait from him. That liar he always denies that he's not exaggerated.

"Yeah…yeah so how…" he cut me off.

"Sir Pheles knows that you're a girl so definitely he's going to give you a female uniform if you wanted one…so there's no problem with that. I think you should loosen your tie…" I cut him off. I know where this is going. Why the hell did I ask him for help, he's such a retard as well.

"I'm not a… you know what!" I exclaimed.

"Oh I forgot you were too conservative," he smirked. He was fooling around! He fished something in his pocket. It was a silver hair pin with a moon shaped sapphire gem on it.

"Why do you have that?" I stared at him dumbfounded and he grinned.

"Oh…I was just expecting that someday you would come to your senses, that's why I always carry it around. It's like my lucky charm you see. I'm so happy that you did come to your senses!" he said happily and handed the hairpin to me.

"Thanks sensei, this means a lot…" I said softly. It was so beautiful, I really like the moon shaped sapphire gem. I smiled and hugged my teacher.

"You never call me by my name…you know at least use it when you're being this grateful to my awesomeness," he stated and I punched him playfully. The egoistic gay ass fag's name is Hayato by the way.

"Thank you Hayato-sensei," I smiled and he messed up my hair.

"Good luck then, I hope the guy likes it." He said and I nodded. Fuck I'm being considerate here. He better not complain or else I'll throw a hard-bound book at him!

This sucks I'm late, I'm so pathetic. After his request…I mean threat to make me wear the female uniform. I fainted again and it took me like half an hour to regain consciousness. Also while I was on the way to class I had a talk with my sensei. It took like half an hour as well. So in total I was late for class…for like an hour. What the hell! This over exceeds fashionably late!

I walked to the nearest door which is my class. I groaned and opened the door. I walked in.

"Sorry I'm late…" I muttered.

"Miyazaki…woah…you're late." I heard Rin say and looked towards the class. Yukio wasn't around actually there was no teacher around.

"Ahhhh…yeah…I am late," I grinned sheepishly.

"Who the hell is this punk?" I heard someone say and I followed where the voice came from. I blinked then blinked again.

OMG It was a striped haired asshole that looks like a thug.

"Holy shit you're real!" I exclaimed and he raised a brow.

"What the hell are you saying?" he asked annoyed. I bit my lip. FUCK does this mean I have to marry this guy instead of the cute demon asshole? I take back my words. I rather marry no one and remain single for the rest of my life than marry these punks. I coughed to regain my composure.

"I was awed by your awesome presence," I stated.

"Are you screwing with me?" he asked and I shook my head. "I'm not,"

"Hey why are you wearing the male uniform?"He asked and I cocked my head. I laughed.

"Are you an idiot? I'm a guy that's why I'm wearing a male uniform." I lied. Does he know I'm a girl?

"You look like a girl…" he said with doubt in his eyes. Shit this guy he's not buying it. I thought thugs are dumb.

"What are you saying? He's a boy." I heard someone say. It was a boy wearing glasses and I inwardly smiled, he bought it.

"He does have features of a girl…" I heard another person say and it was a boy with bleached pink hair. Is he gay!

"You're insulting me," I stated and the pink haired boy blinked and scratched the back of his head.

"I'm sorry…uhmmm…" he said slowly.

"Miyazaki, Suzume. You can call me Miyazaki," I said and he chuckled.

"I'm sorry Miyazaki. Me and Bon thought you were a girl because you look like a bishounen."

"No harm done…"

"Shima…Shima, Renzou." He said.

"Nice to meet you Shima-san," I greeted and he nodded.

"Same here Miyazaki, oh yeah…this is Bon and Koneko-chan." He pointed towards the other two beside him.

"Miwa, Konekomaru." The four eyed boy said.

"It's Suguro, Ryuji." The striped hair asshole that looks like a thug said. Seriously, I'll call him something else; my name for him is too long.

"Miyazaki, Suzume." I said.

"Miyazaki-kun Nice to meet you!" I heard someone say. I spun around to see a girl with short brown hair and a girl with a weird eyebrow…who was staring at me oddly.

I waved. "Hey…"

"Noriko, Paku! Paku-chan would be nice!" she smiled happily. Does she like me? Like 'like, like'?

"Nice to meet you Paku-chan," I said and I heard her swoon.

"This is my friend, Izumo, Kamiki." She introduced the weird eyebrow girl.

"Nice to meet you Izumo-san," I said and she glared. I guess she dislikes me.

"OI Miyazaki stop flirting," I heard Rin say and I glared at him. I'm not hitting on people who are the same gender as me.

"Yeah, yeah." I waved and I noticed a girl wearing a kimono beside Rin. I walked towards their seat and sat beside Rin.

"Hey," I smiled to the girl and she nodded.

"Her name's Shieme," Rin said ad I nodded.

"Nice to meet you Shieme-chan," I greeted and she smiled.

"I'm Moriyama, Shieme…nice to meet you Miyazaki-kun." She blushed and I smiled weakly. Stop flirting, idiot. You're not a guy!

"Same here…"

"You weren't late Miyazaki. You missed class." Rin said and I gawked. I swallowed hard. Shit! I missed my first day back to cram school. That's why there were no teachers. One hour late? Shit this is morning class so it's one hour and I missed it!

So I missed class, I blame sensei. It's his damn fault. Anyways, after that I went to my classes; my normal classes I mean. After I finished class I was to report to my 'pretend' boyfriend. I have to go back to Sir Pheles's office, just to see him the bastard. He told me to come back after classes. "Tch, I can't wait till next week." I said sarcastically. I have to wear that female uniform. I hate my life so much at the moment. I walked through the hallways the main building and reached the familiar door where I was before. It's been a long time since I wore a girl clothes. It's weird…I think I was 10 when I started pretending.

Flashback… (Different Style)

A young Suzume was staring at her reflection on the water. Her long black hair was loosely braided. Her raven locks were covering her pale skin and ice like eyes. Her eyes were teary and droplets of tears slowly started to pour down on her cheeks.

"Do I look like her…Yuuki-onna…?" Suzume cupped her cheeks. The water was reflecting her appearance.

"Suzume-chan, where are you?" Someone called out, the girl turned around to see her sensei and a man with grey hair and maroon eyes coming towards her. The other man with her sensei was wearing robes of a priest, he also wore glasses.

Suzume quickly rubbed her eyes to wipe the tears of her eyes. She forcefully smiled.

"Suzume-chan, what are you doing here?" her sensei asked and knelt before her. She smiled.

"I was just watching the fishes," she stated.

"Are you sure…they didn't tease you right?" he asked with a worried tone. Suzume shook her head.

"They didn't, sensei don't worry. I'm fine…"

"No you're not. You were crying before we came dear," someone interrupted and she blinked. It was the priest guy.

"I wasn't…" Suzume lied. Her sensei stood up and glanced at the priest. The priest knelt and placed his hands on Suzume's shoulders.

"What's wrong kiddo?" he asked and Suzume bit her lip. "Nothing…"

"You were crying just a while ago," he said and Suzume blinked. Tears started to pour down on her cheeks.

"See, you were crying. What did they do?" the man asked and Suzume bit her lip.

"…They told me…I…was…Yuuki-onna," Suzume stammered and cried. The man removed his hands on her shoulders and embraced her. He hushed her.

"What's your name, kiddo?"

"Suzume…" she mumbled.

"Well Ume-chan, I'm Father Fujimoto, Shirou," He introduced himself. "They're lying Ume-chan, don't believe them. They're just jealous because Ume-chan is such a beautiful girl,"

"Really?" she asked while sobbing.

"Yes you are," He grinned and patted her head.

Flashback End

"Fujimoto-san…I…it wasn't true…father…disowned me because he said I was a demon…" I mumbled.

"I don't want to be like or be her…Yuki-onna, I'm not her" I gripped the knob tightly.

I stopped being a girl because of that…reason…I just want father back…

I opened the door to see Amaimon eating cakes, Sir Pheles wasn't around again. Beside Amaimon was a pink box with a black ribbon on top. I closed the door and he noticed my presence, he looked up to me. He threw the box towards me and I caught it. I gave him a skeptic look.

"It's a gift," he nonchalantly said and continued eating his strawberry cake. I opened the box to see the female uniform of the school.

"I thought I was supposed to do the female 'threat' request next week. What is this?" I asked.

"I changed my mind, so wear it." He licked the fork filled with strawberry cream on it. Why do I have an urge to say that he looks…never mind! I blushed and cupped my cheeks. It was cute…

"I can't change here…in front you bastard!" I glared and he nodded.

"Change there, inside the bathroom." He said and pointed towards a door. "You were implying that I was asking you to strip in front me but I'm not. There's nothing to peep on you. You just complain a lot. I glared at him again. The fucking asshole jerk, he pisses me off. I huffed and walked towards the door angrily.

I opened the box to see the school uniform and a long black wig that reminds me of my hair before.

I blinked and stared at it. I just had a bad flashback just a while ago and now this! Who the hell placed the wig here? I'll fucking kill that bitch! Doesn't the person know what kind of torture that he or she is tormenting me?

Screw this. I placed it above my disheveled hair. I picked up the uniform and wore it. There was a pair knee high socks in the box as well and also I just noticed the skirt of the uniform was a bit short…It's a good thing I always wear shorts even though I'm using pants when I'm wearing a male uniform.

This is torture…

I slowly opened the door and walked outside. I could see Amaimon's back from here. He was still eating and his pet was sleeping on the ground below him. I didn't know he had a pet…It's cute. I want to pet it.

"Oi, I changed already…" I muttered and he glanced at me. He paused and just stared at me.

"So…what do you think…?" I glared at him which he ignored. He's not saying anything at all!

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF ASKING ME TO WEAR THIS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HOW I LOOK?" I yelled and tears started pouring down on my cheeks. Shit, why am I crying? Is it because of the flashback, I had before. "I know I'm ugly so just say it…"I muttered.

He stood up and looked towards me.

"You…look…like a girl…" he said and I frowned.

"You…look…like a girl?" I repeated.

"Yes…" he mumbled but I could still hear it. Why did he mumble? "You're not ugly…you look cute,"

He walked towards me and leaned down to wipe the tears on my eyes using his thumb. He kissed my cheek.

"Suzume looks cute," he said nonchalantly and I blushed. This is so awkward…and cliché. I don't know what to do.

"According to the mangas that I read, when a boyfriend tells her girlfriend that she's cute…the aftermath will be: she usually shouts at them and says to them that they're lying or hugs them."

He stated. "Since you're the girlfriend and you're feisty…I suppose you'll do the 1st one."

I stared at him dumbfounded. Does he always base his love life on books? Does he even have a love life? Aside from our pretend love life.

"Hey did you ever have a real girlfriend?" I asked and he blinked.

"I don't enjoy a female's company. They're usually boring." He stated and I frowned.

"If you find a female's company boring then you must be bored with me." I averted my gaze away from me.

"To be honest you're an exception. You're feisty, cheeky, idiotic and blunt and also you look like a guy. I find those traits of yours very funny and amusing."

"So I'm an entertainment." I stared at him and he nodded. BASTARD! I glared and clenched my fist.

"Don't put words in my mouth; it's the reason why I like you." He raised his fork to point out my assumptions was wrong. I stared at him and he stared at me back. After a few moments of silence…realization hit me. He said I like you and I'm an exception… I blushed and averted my eyes away from him. I unclenched my fist and blushed.

"You do change moods a lot. Do you have mood swings? If that's the case that means…" he paused. "You're pregnant." He finished.

I twitched rapidly and grabbed the nearest pillow and threw it at him with full force. It hit him straight on the face and his face was smothered by cake icing since he was about to take a large piece of cake in his mouth.

Amaimon shut his eyes and did some breaths to calm him down. "Why did you do that?" He asked forcing himself to calm down and avoid at all costs of fulfilling his 'future wife's' death wish.

"That's for insulting my sexuality! My sensei told me to give the person twice the favor if you get insulted," I spat and Amaimon smirked.

"Is that so? Would you do me a favor by cleaning up my face that's covered with icing?"

I gaped. "I beg your pardon."

"Don't make me repeat myself Suzume or else you won't be seeing these anymore." He smirked wider and held up my school uniform. My eyes widened due to shock and pointed accusingly at him.

"Where did you get that?" I asked dumbly.

"I believe 'How did you get that?' is a better sentence to use." He stated.

"How…I was talking to you…you're here and didn't…" I said and pointed towards the door of the bathroom and back to him.

"This is my familiar, Behemoth." He held up a goblin and smiled. "He's the one who took it."

I sighed in defeat. I swear if his familiar wasn't cute I would shoot that right now.

"What do you want?" I asked irritated.

"Do you like sweets?" he asked and I gaped. I could tell that he's up to no good.

"No I don't," I lied and forced a smile. He suddenly inched closer to my face and I stiffened.

He gently pushed my head towards his cheek and now I was covered with icing as well.

I was about to ask why he did that but I was interrupted by him when he slowly licked my cheek covered with vanilla icing. My eyes widened due to shock, I swallowed and blushed deep red.

"You're lying Suzume, you love sweets…a lot." He whispered in my ear.

I shifted away from him and held my cheek that was licked by him and continued to blush. He just smirked because of my actions.

"What…was…that?" I stuttered. I feel like I would faint any moment. My head is spinning. My heart is rapidly beating. I am so not used to these.
"I won't molest you. This was just a mere lick because you had icing on you." He said and I twitched. "It's just mere intimacy, lovers do that." Who placed the icing on me in the first place? Lovers? Does he have no shame? He said it so casually.

"Lick me as well, one would be fine." He said and I gaped.

"Go to hell!" I yelled and he shrugged me off.

"I have personal business here at the moment so no." he said flatly. "That was a bad choice of words, again."

"I won't lick you." I huffed and glared at the wall avoiding eye contact at the demon boy who stood before me.

"Fine, a kiss would do." He cupped my cheek to make me face him but I continued to avoid looking at him. I'm so red and I feel so hot. I'm so going to faint. He removed his hands away from and wrapped his hand around my waist. Because of this action it made me lean on his shoulder. I heard him chuckle.

"You're so stubborn," he said softly. I can't believe his being gentle towards me. "But I can't blame you…you're not used to these Suzume-chan."

I bit my lip. "So what were pretending anyways."

"True, but it's better to make it believable so I'll teach you." He stated and I looked up towards me and he smirked. He was still covered with the icing. I glared and blushed. My heart was beating rapidly. I wonder if he could hear it…were so close.

"I refuse your utterly stupid offer." I muttered darkly and he chuckled. He wiped off the icing on his face using his ripped sleeve.

"You're pig headed, that wasn't an offer." He said and removed his hands that are around my waist.

He brushed off the loose strand on my face. I just gritted my teeth.

"If anybody of us will fall in love with the other, the contract will end right?"

"Correct,"

"Fine, but remember this you idiot punk!" I pointed accusingly at him. "I solemnly swear that I will not fall in love with the likes of you!"

He smirked. "Off course, entice me then."

I pray to the heavens that I don't fall in love with him…

To be continued…

Chapter Five of 'Perplexed Contract'

Teach Me Love

"I…love…you."

Author's Note: Sorry for not updating, I blame me and my utterly pathetic life. Assessments and such are frustrating. I decided to update because I passed my S & E tests. I love history so much~

I do hope I get a high score in my Math test. I love trigonometry, I'm such a nerd.

I already knew I failed. I feel like I killed a character and I believe I did.

Forgive me! I'm so sorry. (TT_TT)o

About the pink color, no offense to pink lovers. (PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!) I apologize. Sorry!

Inspiration Song: Koukyoushi GeHeNa Chapter 2 A-maimon (Amaimon's theme song)