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OKdoke! Im back with another chapter...before I begin I would like to thank... AutumnUrie, RangerRainbow, Twilightgurl1917, jessmr, TheYellowVolvo, TwilightGirl03, Can'tDanceBella, oX Pixie Girl Xo, vampyregurl09...who all reviewed and told me ideas for my story or just told me their opinion. You are the fine people that I am writing this for and also to all you who are reading this story right now. I really appreciate you giving my story a chance.
Ok done with seriousness now! Whoot whoot
Lets get goin
Epov
I spent the next hour cleaning up Isle 12. Bella did help, but the entire time she kept throwing stuff at me....lets gust say we were not very productive....we goofed off a lot. I finally grew a pair as Bella said and headed to my bosses office to face my doom.
I opened the door, "Sir you wanted to see me?" I looked at my boss sitting at his desk talking on the phone.
"Oh yes Edward. First I have someone on the phone here who needs to speak with you." Speak with me? Who could this be?
I reached for the phone, "Hello?"
"Edward Anthony Cullen! What ever happened to your manners?"
"Mom?" My boss called me mother?
"Yes its me. I was told by Arthur that you tackled a girl! Tackled? This I might expect with Emmett or even Jasper...but you? Never, you were always polite? What has college and Medical school done to you?" Hysteria was in ever one of her words, her voice kept cracking...usually I would have laughed but now I was in shock.
Then I said the stupidest thing ever, "Well she deserved it." I smacked my head and my mother went on another rampage!
"Edward Anthony how could any young lady deserve this? I also heard that you sent this same young lady to jail. Not just once but twice!" "How did you hear....You called Emmett didn't you? That blabber mouth!
"Actually Jasper." Jasper eh? Well hes going to pay.
"Mom really, It sounds a lot worse than it is I swear." "You better not swear! Your father and I are furious!" I couldn't imagine my dad being furious, he was the kindest soul alive. He couldn't hurt a fly, and he was the best doctor around.
"Well, Edward I feel like I failed you!"
"Esme Cullen you did not fail me! No matter what you say."
"Please don't call me Esme, it makes me feel old." I was about to say...you are old...but that wouldn't help my case much.
"I guess that you will have to bring this young lady to our house. So we can apologize in person for the way our sons act."
I stuttered, "Mom..mom...no that would nonont be good."
"Why not? I alredy called and asked she said yes?"
"Who gave you her number?" I was going to kill them.
"This charming young lady Alice, I invite both your brothers and their umm lady friends to come to." My mom never really knew what to call Jaspers and Emmett's lady friends, usually it changed weekly. But Alice and Rose had taken a toll, they had not been laid for a whole week. A record for them since they were 15...sick right?
"When mom?"
"Tonight? Isn't that a little soon?" "No, it was fine with Bella dear. She sounds charming...unlike me three sons."
"Mom, please forgive me?" "Fine, I can't handle it when you beg. Dinners at 7...don't be late and look nice. Good luck with your boss! Bye Love."
"Bye mom." Great dinner at the parents house. I have a bad feeling about this...a really bad feeling.
I opened my house door and slammed it shut. Both Emmett and Jasper were lounging playing video games on the coach. "Whooa, Eddie looks pissed! I would run if I were you Jazz."
"Ya Jazz, " I taunted, "Run Run as fast as you can. I will catch you and make you pay." My voice was pure hatred.
Emmett looked up at me, "I don't think that's how the saying goes?"
I threw my head back, "Oh for Gods sake Emmett...for someone who claims to be intelligent why don't you ever show it?"
Jasper and Emmett were speechless. I, like my father, never raised my voice. Emmett expression dimmed and he got up, turned off his video game and retreated to his room. At this moment I didn't care, I was just looking at Jasper.
"Dude? Whats your problem?" Jasper was always the cool headed older brother, he was always the calming person of the group.
"Mom called didn't she?" "Yes, what does that have to do with anything?"
My voice was cold and dark, "It has to do with everything! I was fired from Albertsons...because you told mom about Bella when she called! She called my boss because she wanted to talk to me and then I was found having a food fight! Why do you want to destroy my life? Now we all have to go to Mom and Dad's for dinner and Rose, Alice and Bella will all be joining us. And on top of all that you told mom about me sending Bella to jail. ARE YOU INSANE!!!!!?"
Jasper just stood there, "Probably. But I couldn't lie to mom...shes like Santa she knows when you've been bad."
I stared at Jasper, "Santa?"
"What?"
I took a deep breath, "I still don't understand how I am the youngest brother and you two are the oldest."
Emmett...dang it now I had to go apologize.
I made my way to Emmett's room, "Em? Let me in?"
I heard a mumbled, "Whats the password?"
He would never change, "Emmett! I refuse to say such crude and vulgar words....please let me in?"
"Whats the other password?" "Em's the King of the Rock....happy?"
Emmett opened the door, "Thrilled! Now apologize!" "Sorry." "Sok...now tell me what happened!"
Japer passed us and said, "He got himself fired, and mom called his boss."
"Dude, that..." "Sucks" I added.
"Your mom sucks!" I left and headed to my room, opened my door and said over my shoulder, "Your dad."
I heard Em talking to himself, "Your dad? Wait! Your mom sucks your dad! HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!"
I shut my door and could hear Emmett's laughter for the next 10 minutes....Now all I had to worry about was dinner.
With the parents, and my new friend.....I was so screwed!
Brotherly Love with J, E and E. I think the mom part was my fav! What was your fav?
Hope you enjoyed! Dinner with the parents next chapter...and I am like Santa I know all...hahahahah Just kiddin!
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